Errai
@errai.bsky.social
from me the dragon / bf @sumiaou.bsky.social / errai.tf
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Emergency exits are a comforting sign that you're nearing the end of an emergency
June 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Emergency exits are a comforting sign that you're nearing the end of an emergency
(excitedly showing Transformers to bartender) and this one actually turns into a dinosaur
Bartender: (with a dazzling smile) form meets function!
Guy sitting nearby: (slamming whiskey glass down) those are evil Autobots and I'm sick of people praising them
Bartender: (with a dazzling smile) form meets function!
Guy sitting nearby: (slamming whiskey glass down) those are evil Autobots and I'm sick of people praising them
January 31, 2026 at 12:08 AM
(excitedly showing Transformers to bartender) and this one actually turns into a dinosaur
Bartender: (with a dazzling smile) form meets function!
Guy sitting nearby: (slamming whiskey glass down) those are evil Autobots and I'm sick of people praising them
Bartender: (with a dazzling smile) form meets function!
Guy sitting nearby: (slamming whiskey glass down) those are evil Autobots and I'm sick of people praising them
(before the proverb was invented) I wish I knew what to do with all these goddamn lemons
January 30, 2026 at 6:23 PM
(before the proverb was invented) I wish I knew what to do with all these goddamn lemons
(writing in my diary) today was inconsequential to my mission
January 30, 2026 at 6:28 AM
(writing in my diary) today was inconsequential to my mission
Mosquito 1: I still can't shake the feeling that maybe we're inherently evil
Mosquito 2: (pausing blood sucking) Listen pal, we've been over this. There's no such thing as absolute sin or virtue. It's all relative
Mosquito 2: (pausing blood sucking) Listen pal, we've been over this. There's no such thing as absolute sin or virtue. It's all relative
January 29, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Mosquito 1: I still can't shake the feeling that maybe we're inherently evil
Mosquito 2: (pausing blood sucking) Listen pal, we've been over this. There's no such thing as absolute sin or virtue. It's all relative
Mosquito 2: (pausing blood sucking) Listen pal, we've been over this. There's no such thing as absolute sin or virtue. It's all relative
(catching up with my psychotic friend over dinner) So, any new theories lately
January 29, 2026 at 2:58 AM
(catching up with my psychotic friend over dinner) So, any new theories lately
(imparting the 10 commandments through a time machine) thou shalt n- hold on.. (distant) yeah.. no pepperoni for me, thanks. Ok I'm back
Moses: What is "pepperoni", God?
Me: Don't worry about it
Moses: May I try "pepperoni?"
Me: Thou shalt not covet! Absolutely no coveting!!
Moses: What is "pepperoni", God?
Me: Don't worry about it
Moses: May I try "pepperoni?"
Me: Thou shalt not covet! Absolutely no coveting!!
January 28, 2026 at 10:57 PM
(imparting the 10 commandments through a time machine) thou shalt n- hold on.. (distant) yeah.. no pepperoni for me, thanks. Ok I'm back
Moses: What is "pepperoni", God?
Me: Don't worry about it
Moses: May I try "pepperoni?"
Me: Thou shalt not covet! Absolutely no coveting!!
Moses: What is "pepperoni", God?
Me: Don't worry about it
Moses: May I try "pepperoni?"
Me: Thou shalt not covet! Absolutely no coveting!!
(letting doordasher out of the labyrinth) You are free now
Him: I have nothing to live for out there
Him: I have nothing to live for out there
January 28, 2026 at 6:44 PM
(letting doordasher out of the labyrinth) You are free now
Him: I have nothing to live for out there
Him: I have nothing to live for out there
The Mindful Hater: oh, I hate that (closing eyes, deep breath) I hate that 😌
January 28, 2026 at 5:36 AM
The Mindful Hater: oh, I hate that (closing eyes, deep breath) I hate that 😌
(writing steampunk novel) "Damn it. I'm out of steam-bullets," said Clockwork Boy as he tossed his hypersonic plasma rifle aside
January 28, 2026 at 12:59 AM
(writing steampunk novel) "Damn it. I'm out of steam-bullets," said Clockwork Boy as he tossed his hypersonic plasma rifle aside
(after catching a big fish in a small pond) This isn't the flex you think it is
January 27, 2026 at 10:44 PM
(after catching a big fish in a small pond) This isn't the flex you think it is
[Intel acquired] The restroom code is 4567
[Intel acquired] Today's special is Greek-style baked tilapia
[Intel acquired] The waiter can be manipulated into destroying his own boss
[Intel acquired] Today's special is Greek-style baked tilapia
[Intel acquired] The waiter can be manipulated into destroying his own boss
January 27, 2026 at 5:46 AM
[Intel acquired] The restroom code is 4567
[Intel acquired] Today's special is Greek-style baked tilapia
[Intel acquired] The waiter can be manipulated into destroying his own boss
[Intel acquired] Today's special is Greek-style baked tilapia
[Intel acquired] The waiter can be manipulated into destroying his own boss
Instrumental bands are so sad. I'll sing with you if nobody else wants to
January 27, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Instrumental bands are so sad. I'll sing with you if nobody else wants to
(Mom at the park) okay, then I'm leaving without you! byeee!
Me, 34 years old: (sitting on a swing) Farewell, mother
Me, 34 years old: (sitting on a swing) Farewell, mother
January 27, 2026 at 3:44 AM
(Mom at the park) okay, then I'm leaving without you! byeee!
Me, 34 years old: (sitting on a swing) Farewell, mother
Me, 34 years old: (sitting on a swing) Farewell, mother
Absorbing my weaker mutuals
January 27, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Absorbing my weaker mutuals
The geometric beauty of snowflakes on my window
January 26, 2026 at 7:53 PM
The geometric beauty of snowflakes on my window
If you're not with us, you're without us (realizing that didn't come out right but unable to remember how the saying goes) (embracing the pacifist route) and we're gonna miss you a lot bro
January 26, 2026 at 7:53 PM
If you're not with us, you're without us (realizing that didn't come out right but unable to remember how the saying goes) (embracing the pacifist route) and we're gonna miss you a lot bro
Every time you peel a lint roller sheet you should forget a random memory
January 26, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Every time you peel a lint roller sheet you should forget a random memory
This was fun to design and implement. I figured to document how this works.
It uses Unity's vector graphics preview library to map SVGs to meshes. While it would've been nice to keep the project fully 2D, there were some design constraints that had me opt for 3D instead.
It uses Unity's vector graphics preview library to map SVGs to meshes. While it would've been nice to keep the project fully 2D, there were some design constraints that had me opt for 3D instead.
January 25, 2026 at 11:30 PM
This was fun to design and implement. I figured to document how this works.
It uses Unity's vector graphics preview library to map SVGs to meshes. While it would've been nice to keep the project fully 2D, there were some design constraints that had me opt for 3D instead.
It uses Unity's vector graphics preview library to map SVGs to meshes. While it would've been nice to keep the project fully 2D, there were some design constraints that had me opt for 3D instead.
(letting my friend into the finnish sauna I've been secretly living in) welcome in man, grab a towel, sit down on the lauteet
January 25, 2026 at 8:36 PM
(letting my friend into the finnish sauna I've been secretly living in) welcome in man, grab a towel, sit down on the lauteet