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mccaine.bsky.social
Matthijs
@mccaine.bsky.social
Bi femboy/twunk. I like owls, languages, Tolkien, and socialism. Tell no lies, claim no easy victories. Private account (sfw)
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Neither Morgoth nor Valinor but international socialism
Good materialist cause (not excuse) for the cowardice of the US press corps: it's really hard to get journalistic jobs now so everyone is on tenterhooks all the time
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trump can literally call for the execution of reporters because the press corps will just bow their heads and say "yes mr trump, whatever you say mr trump, yes its the gulf of america and department of war mr trump, now can i please get a scoop for my book sir?"

theyre useless
November 19, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Apparently you can get LLMs to hallucinate chess openings too...
November 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
One of my hottest traits is that I have never once watched or seen anything with Joe Rogan in it
November 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Also good afternoon to the very attractive Tall Lady with huge boots I just saw :3
November 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Happy 40th birthday to Bill Waterson’s ‘Calvin and Hobbes’. A work of consummate, stubborn, human, and more-than-human art.
November 18, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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"The Tories in England long imagined that they were enthusiastic about monarchy, the church, and the beauties of the old English Constitution, until the day of danger wrung from them the confession that they are enthusiastic only about ground rent."
November 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
"Brezel Göring" ist so als wenn man JRPG-Entwickler fragen wurde, einen deutschen Name zu erfinden
November 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Really loved the Gothic gloom of Berlin yesterday
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Job 3:14
God chuckled. "Oh, you mean the Chaos Emeralds?"
AI slop now making up saccharine Bible verses that do not exist
November 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Ironically I've been accused several times of heavily editing my selfies, which I have no idea how to do even if I wanted to. I legit don't know how people do this (I'm guessing AI apps?)

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crazy

IG em_clarkson
November 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Tells you exactly why the classic conspiracy stuff is basically wholesale reactionary
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For the first time since it's founding there's an actual conspiracy that indicts powerful elites and there are actual documents that actually prove it and Infowars is like "nah"
November 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
At one time the greatest whaling people in the world, the Dutch and Germans are now among the least
November 13, 2025 at 12:05 PM
There's something metaphysically mysterious about how I'm always making tea, and yet every time I look into my (huge) tea mug, it is empty...
November 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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I propose an international law that once you become personally responsible for the murder of 1,000 people, be it via direct violence or policy, you are declared a dragon and adventurers can form parties to quest against you.
November 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
In case it wasn't already obvious what a prick Lawrence Summers is. Not that being both dumb as bricks and an asshole has ever stopped ~star economists~ from being treated as authorities on every subject under the sun, just cause economists cultivate that aura
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Larry Summers had an "insight" in an email to Epstein.
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
"Booktokerin" is certainly one of the words of all time

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Es gibt sie noch: Bücher, die gelesen werden. Weil sie im Internet empfohlen werden. Allerdings wissen das immer noch viel zu wenig Männer, sagt die Booktokerin Daria Razumovych. Und auch nicht der Bundeskanzler.
»Ein Buch darf gern zum Fetisch werden«
Es gibt sie noch: Bücher, die gelesen werden. Weil sie im Internet empfohlen werden. Allerdings wissen das immer noch viel zu wenig Männer, sagt die Booktokerin Daria Razumovych. Und auch nicht der…
buff.ly
November 12, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Good god, it's @mccaine.bsky.social
Fwends! OwOmans! Wend me your rears! Its me! Your favorite ImPURRRator, Catboy Twink Augustus! Check out my new video on Only Fans! 15 minutes of me and Uncle Jules in THE BATHS. Don't miss it, CUTIES. Nyah!
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Falling into a Ket hole (developing a strong interest in Siberian languages)
November 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Had a fascinating conversation w a dozen sex workers today—ages 25-60ish, some w their infants w them. Main takeaway: USAID cuts hit their work HARD, not just bc ppl who lost their jobs are also now doing sex work, but bc USAID projects led to conferences whose attendees hired them (& no longer do)
November 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Also “Salmon Portland Chase”, what a name, they don’t name White guys like that anymore
November 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
A FIFA... peace prize?? Inevitably they'll give that to Trump and then MBS lmao
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Trump has threatened to bomb or invade 7 countries with a shot to play in the 2026 World Cup. He *has* bombed one (Iran) and said he'd deny them visas. He's preparing for war with another (Venezuela). He has summarily executed citizens from at least 3. He has imposed tariffs on nearly all of them.
FIFA head says 'you will see' at World Cup draw if Trump receives new peace prize
FIFA has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award for the first time at the World Cup draw on Dec. 5 in Washington.
www.npr.org
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 6:37 AM
The Nazis, for that matter, had the same problem (due to the Führerprinzip and the arbitrariness of the hierarchy)

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One underappreciated aspect of the Sicilian mafia is how wildly hard it was for mafiosi to work together and trust each other, especially after the Corleonesi began their takeover bid. The relevant bits from my first book on trust (also the only bits non-specialists might want to read)
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM