I think I may have met him a few times when I was on the comedy circuit, so there's a chance!

I want Ernst Stavro BloFelt stroking Sweetums on his lap. Also Dr. NoTeeth.

Statler: "007, you squandered millions of pounds of the budget, caused an international disaster, and endangered the lives of civilians! This is completely unacceptable!"

Waldorf: "Yes! That's the government's job!"

Both: "OHHHHHOHOHOHO"

The famous intro. With the gun barrel and the blood.

Camera pulls back to reveal it's Bond practicing looking cool in front of a mirror. He's being spied on by Gonzo. Rizzo is sitting on Gonzo's head, eating a burger. The red was ketchup falling onto the spy-telescope

The first thing we did as a nation to honour those people’s awful sacrifice was boo Winston Churchill like a panto villain and lurch Britain further left than has ever been thought possible since. Reframing previous generations as nostalgic conservatives is fucking ridiculous.

High praise <3

Is that bad??

(please tell me it is...)

"Autistic urchin called out for perfectly normal behaviour like hearing electricity"

I am, in spite of the many, many things i say and do, surprisingly competent in some ways