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@brainmage.bsky.social
Comedian/writer/voice artist/wizard. #ADHD (he/him)
Fine art photos: http://hyperfocus.photography
Stream: http://Twitch.tv/brainmage
Tips: http://ko-fi.com/guy
VO character reel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04UiLVl6n0I
Fine art photos: http://hyperfocus.photography
Stream: http://Twitch.tv/brainmage
Tips: http://ko-fi.com/guy
VO character reel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04UiLVl6n0I
Today's lunchtime cryptic crossword stream starts at 1pm! It's Tuesday! The SEXIEST day to watch a man solve a crossword! Woof!
www.twitch.tv/brainmage
www.twitch.tv/brainmage
brainmage - Twitch
Guy Kelly. Comedian, voice actor, and general nerd. UK-based variety streamer. Cryptic crosswords during the day, and videogames at night. Like a LAN café in an old folks home. guykellyalloneword@gmai...
www.twitch.tv
November 11, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Today's lunchtime cryptic crossword stream starts at 1pm! It's Tuesday! The SEXIEST day to watch a man solve a crossword! Woof!
www.twitch.tv/brainmage
www.twitch.tv/brainmage
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Right. Here's my big pitch:
Muppet James Bond
James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye
Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ
The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
Muppet James Bond
James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye
Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ
The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
December 4, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Right. Here's my big pitch:
Muppet James Bond
James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye
Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ
The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
Muppet James Bond
James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye
Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ
The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
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Statler: "007, you squandered millions of pounds of the budget, caused an international disaster, and endangered the lives of civilians! This is completely unacceptable!"
Waldorf: "Yes! That's the government's job!"
Both: "OHHHHHOHOHOHO"
Waldorf: "Yes! That's the government's job!"
Both: "OHHHHHOHOHOHO"
December 4, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Statler: "007, you squandered millions of pounds of the budget, caused an international disaster, and endangered the lives of civilians! This is completely unacceptable!"
Waldorf: "Yes! That's the government's job!"
Both: "OHHHHHOHOHOHO"
Waldorf: "Yes! That's the government's job!"
Both: "OHHHHHOHOHOHO"
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The famous intro. With the gun barrel and the blood.
Camera pulls back to reveal it's Bond practicing looking cool in front of a mirror. He's being spied on by Gonzo. Rizzo is sitting on Gonzo's head, eating a burger. The red was ketchup falling onto the spy-telescope
Camera pulls back to reveal it's Bond practicing looking cool in front of a mirror. He's being spied on by Gonzo. Rizzo is sitting on Gonzo's head, eating a burger. The red was ketchup falling onto the spy-telescope
December 4, 2024 at 3:36 PM
The famous intro. With the gun barrel and the blood.
Camera pulls back to reveal it's Bond practicing looking cool in front of a mirror. He's being spied on by Gonzo. Rizzo is sitting on Gonzo's head, eating a burger. The red was ketchup falling onto the spy-telescope
Camera pulls back to reveal it's Bond practicing looking cool in front of a mirror. He's being spied on by Gonzo. Rizzo is sitting on Gonzo's head, eating a burger. The red was ketchup falling onto the spy-telescope
Re: Bond discourse. A thread.
Right. Here's my big pitch:
Muppet James Bond
James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye
Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ
The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
Muppet James Bond
James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye
Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ
The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
November 11, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Re: Bond discourse. A thread.
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The first thing we did as a nation to honour those people’s awful sacrifice was boo Winston Churchill like a panto villain and lurch Britain further left than has ever been thought possible since. Reframing previous generations as nostalgic conservatives is fucking ridiculous.
November 11, 2025 at 7:56 AM
The first thing we did as a nation to honour those people’s awful sacrifice was boo Winston Churchill like a panto villain and lurch Britain further left than has ever been thought possible since. Reframing previous generations as nostalgic conservatives is fucking ridiculous.
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this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports
November 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports
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Trump Threatens To Sue BBC Over Misleading Edit Of ‘The Vicar Of Dibley’ https://theonion.com/trump-threatens-to-sue-bbc-over-misleading-edit-of-the-vicar-of-dibley/
November 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Trump Threatens To Sue BBC Over Misleading Edit Of ‘The Vicar Of Dibley’ https://theonion.com/trump-threatens-to-sue-bbc-over-misleading-edit-of-the-vicar-of-dibley/
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one of the biggest contributors to Elon’s loser energy is that he desperately wants to be cool, but doesn’t understand that a big part of being cool is appearing unaffected. he’s one of the most affected men of all time.
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
one of the biggest contributors to Elon’s loser energy is that he desperately wants to be cool, but doesn’t understand that a big part of being cool is appearing unaffected. he’s one of the most affected men of all time.
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I haven't been on twitter in over a year but it seems like Musk has transformed it into a powerful platform devoted to proving he's the most embarrassing person who's ever lived.
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I haven't been on twitter in over a year but it seems like Musk has transformed it into a powerful platform devoted to proving he's the most embarrassing person who's ever lived.
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I wrote a thing! Because I contine to be very normal!
Lloyd Didcot, 32, took the unusual step to not carefully prepare a mental script for his coffee order last Friday and, subsequently, experienced the actual, literal torture of eternal damnation for about five minutes in his local Costa.
Autistic man neglects to plan conversation in advance, experiences literal Christian hell
An autistic man who routinely plans his conversations well in advance decided to ditch the habit of a lifetime “to see what it was like”, landing him in a Biblical underworld of Christian hell,…
thedailytism.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I wrote a thing! Because I contine to be very normal!
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predator is a slasher movie and arnold schwarzenegger is the final girl
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
predator is a slasher movie and arnold schwarzenegger is the final girl
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Convertible halloween/ christmas decorations, ™ ™ ™
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Convertible halloween/ christmas decorations, ™ ™ ™
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What idiot called it "being an economist" and not "getting an invisible hand job"?
November 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
What idiot called it "being an economist" and not "getting an invisible hand job"?
Every hole is a glory hole if you don't mind ruining a cuckoo clock
November 10, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Every hole is a glory hole if you don't mind ruining a cuckoo clock
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UK based trans peeps! Have been approached by a charity working with LGBTQIA+ communities and I’d like to double check that the good vibes I’m seeing are legit.
If you’re chill with me DMing you about it, please drop a reply below 🙏
If you’re chill with me DMing you about it, please drop a reply below 🙏
November 10, 2025 at 9:58 AM
UK based trans peeps! Have been approached by a charity working with LGBTQIA+ communities and I’d like to double check that the good vibes I’m seeing are legit.
If you’re chill with me DMing you about it, please drop a reply below 🙏
If you’re chill with me DMing you about it, please drop a reply below 🙏
EITHER I have successfully fixed a plumbing issue in my kitchen, OR I've sawn a hole in a wall, covered my arms in fibreglass, and generally sat hunched in a foul uncomfortable corner for half an hour. We shall see!
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 AM
EITHER I have successfully fixed a plumbing issue in my kitchen, OR I've sawn a hole in a wall, covered my arms in fibreglass, and generally sat hunched in a foul uncomfortable corner for half an hour. We shall see!
Today's lunchtime cryptic crossword stream starts at 1pm! Beforehand, I will have cut a hole in a wall! Will this have been successful? Tune in and find out!!!
www.twitch.tv/brainmage
www.twitch.tv/brainmage
brainmage - Twitch
Guy Kelly. Comedian, voice actor, and general nerd. UK-based variety streamer. Cryptic crosswords during the day, and videogames at night. Like a LAN café in an old folks home. guykellyalloneword@gmai...
www.twitch.tv
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Today's lunchtime cryptic crossword stream starts at 1pm! Beforehand, I will have cut a hole in a wall! Will this have been successful? Tune in and find out!!!
www.twitch.tv/brainmage
www.twitch.tv/brainmage
I wrote a thing! Because I contine to be very normal!
Lloyd Didcot, 32, took the unusual step to not carefully prepare a mental script for his coffee order last Friday and, subsequently, experienced the actual, literal torture of eternal damnation for about five minutes in his local Costa.
Autistic man neglects to plan conversation in advance, experiences literal Christian hell
An autistic man who routinely plans his conversations well in advance decided to ditch the habit of a lifetime “to see what it was like”, landing him in a Biblical underworld of Christian hell,…
thedailytism.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I wrote a thing! Because I contine to be very normal!
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Lloyd Didcot, 32, took the unusual step to not carefully prepare a mental script for his coffee order last Friday and, subsequently, experienced the actual, literal torture of eternal damnation for about five minutes in his local Costa.
Autistic man neglects to plan conversation in advance, experiences literal Christian hell
An autistic man who routinely plans his conversations well in advance decided to ditch the habit of a lifetime “to see what it was like”, landing him in a Biblical underworld of Christian hell,…
thedailytism.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Lloyd Didcot, 32, took the unusual step to not carefully prepare a mental script for his coffee order last Friday and, subsequently, experienced the actual, literal torture of eternal damnation for about five minutes in his local Costa.
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I revisited my "Trees Hate You" project. I'm just continuing to come up with new ways to get bullied by foliage. #screenshotsaturday #gamedev #indiegame #ragegame
November 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I revisited my "Trees Hate You" project. I'm just continuing to come up with new ways to get bullied by foliage. #screenshotsaturday #gamedev #indiegame #ragegame
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niche but delicious nightmare scenario just dropped
November 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
niche but delicious nightmare scenario just dropped
i have sunk
the ship
that was in
lake superior
and which
you were probably
using
for haulage
forgive me
it was November
so laden
and so cold
the ship
that was in
lake superior
and which
you were probably
using
for haulage
forgive me
it was November
so laden
and so cold
November 10, 2025 at 9:42 AM
i have sunk
the ship
that was in
lake superior
and which
you were probably
using
for haulage
forgive me
it was November
so laden
and so cold
the ship
that was in
lake superior
and which
you were probably
using
for haulage
forgive me
it was November
so laden
and so cold
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Scrooge : You there boy, what day is it?
Boy : Why sir, it's Edmund Fitzgeraldmas sir!
S :Edmund Fitzgeraldmas, the witch of November must have come stealin'! You there boy, run down to the mines, and bring me back many thousand tons of iron ore!
*29 people die, church bells ring*
Boy : Why sir, it's Edmund Fitzgeraldmas sir!
S :Edmund Fitzgeraldmas, the witch of November must have come stealin'! You there boy, run down to the mines, and bring me back many thousand tons of iron ore!
*29 people die, church bells ring*
November 10, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Scrooge : You there boy, what day is it?
Boy : Why sir, it's Edmund Fitzgeraldmas sir!
S :Edmund Fitzgeraldmas, the witch of November must have come stealin'! You there boy, run down to the mines, and bring me back many thousand tons of iron ore!
*29 people die, church bells ring*
Boy : Why sir, it's Edmund Fitzgeraldmas sir!
S :Edmund Fitzgeraldmas, the witch of November must have come stealin'! You there boy, run down to the mines, and bring me back many thousand tons of iron ore!
*29 people die, church bells ring*