Evan
@nerditry.myatproto.social
I live in a forest in the Blue Ridge Mountains
Chuck Schumer inspired him.
if we take it to be true that the tariffs are aimed at getting americans to buy US-made products, then what's the point of rolling them back when they become painful? the entire point is to cause financial pain to change consumer behavior. what's the strategy here?
November 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Chuck Schumer inspired him.
Tell my rabbi I want the “OceanGate Titan” package.
In fact, I was recently pondering this very question..
You can be cremated by water.
Add some seasoning to mine..
You can be cremated by water.
Add some seasoning to mine..
November 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Tell my rabbi I want the “OceanGate Titan” package.
A red Jeep Cherokee and a red Audi 5000.
What car(s) do you most associate with your parents?
My mom had a champagne Ford Taurus when everyone had a Ford Taurus.
My mom had a champagne Ford Taurus when everyone had a Ford Taurus.
November 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
A red Jeep Cherokee and a red Audi 5000.
Donald heard "The Party of Reagan" and modeled himself after the other one 🤣
November 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Donald heard "The Party of Reagan" and modeled himself after the other one 🤣
Who says they redeemed themselves, Tim?
Show that you've done the work, and that acceptance might be possible.
Declaring your candidacy is not a grand gesture.
Show that you've done the work, and that acceptance might be possible.
Declaring your candidacy is not a grand gesture.
In order to move men, we have to welcome folks who have done things in the past we abhor. We have to allow folks to redeem themselves.
It’s sometimes uncomfortable, but it’s the only way we can win moving forward.
The math doesn’t math without more men.
It’s sometimes uncomfortable, but it’s the only way we can win moving forward.
The math doesn’t math without more men.
November 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Who says they redeemed themselves, Tim?
Show that you've done the work, and that acceptance might be possible.
Declaring your candidacy is not a grand gesture.
Show that you've done the work, and that acceptance might be possible.
Declaring your candidacy is not a grand gesture.
Marco Rubio has failed upward for his entire political career.
He is three spots away from ultimate failure.
#OnlyinAmerica
He is three spots away from ultimate failure.
#OnlyinAmerica
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Marco Rubio has failed upward for his entire political career.
He is three spots away from ultimate failure.
#OnlyinAmerica
He is three spots away from ultimate failure.
#OnlyinAmerica
The grocery store is not moving steaks, and they were marked down to the formerly normal discounted prices.
Grabbed five of those bitches and vacuum sealed them for the freezer.
Grabbed five of those bitches and vacuum sealed them for the freezer.
November 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The grocery store is not moving steaks, and they were marked down to the formerly normal discounted prices.
Grabbed five of those bitches and vacuum sealed them for the freezer.
Grabbed five of those bitches and vacuum sealed them for the freezer.
I must be in the DariusCooks SAW haunted house and it's time to GTFO.
What’s your reaction if you eat at somebody’s house and they serve you patron potatoes and dusse gravy lmfao
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I must be in the DariusCooks SAW haunted house and it's time to GTFO.
“Many people say I’m the Throat Goat. Nancy Reagan was a nasty woman, but not like me. Many people.”
WHAT.
whhhhattttt.
To be clear we are talking about Donald J. Trump fellating William Jefferson Clinton?
IS THAT WHAT I AM READING
whhhhattttt.
To be clear we are talking about Donald J. Trump fellating William Jefferson Clinton?
IS THAT WHAT I AM READING
Mark Epstein asked his brother Jeffrey Epstein whether Steve Bannon could confirm if Putin has “the photo of Trump blowing Bubba. Jeffrey Epstein: "I thought I had tsuris,” using the Yiddish term for troubles. #OpDeathEaters
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 PM
“Many people say I’m the Throat Goat. Nancy Reagan was a nasty woman, but not like me. Many people.”
Is "end up with a sombrero on my head" a Louisiana idiom or just some dumb shit from this racist?
Sen. John Kennedy on Epstein: "I just don't think this issue is gonna go away until it's addressed and answered to the American people's satisfaction. And I may end up with a Sombrero on my head for saying that, but that's the way I see it."
November 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Is "end up with a sombrero on my head" a Louisiana idiom or just some dumb shit from this racist?
There's a Buc-ee's on my drive back to Florida.
Have you ever met someone so dumb that you have to take a deep breath before responding to them?
November 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
There's a Buc-ee's on my drive back to Florida.
Feinstein Rule says he gets to stay forever
Fetterman fell, hitting his face, while taking a walk and experiencing an episode of ventricular fibrillation, according to a spokesperson. (via @wesa.fm)
Sen. Fetterman hospitalized in Pittsburgh after heart episode, fall outside his Braddock home
Fetterman fell, hitting his face, while taking a walk and experiencing an episode of ventricular fibrillation, according to a spokesperson.
n.pr
November 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Feinstein Rule says he gets to stay forever
"Greg"
Awfully chummy.
Awfully chummy.
Fox News anchor John Roberts: "OK, we'll talk to you from Charlotte next week! Thanks, Greg!"
Gregory Bovino and Roberts then share a laugh.
Gregory Bovino and Roberts then share a laugh.
November 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
"Greg"
Awfully chummy.
Awfully chummy.
Peter Cetera: Objection your honor!
Judge: On what grounds?
Cetera: Asked and answered. "Can you dig it? Yes I can."
Judge: On what grounds?
Cetera: Asked and answered. "Can you dig it? Yes I can."
November 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Peter Cetera: Objection your honor!
Judge: On what grounds?
Cetera: Asked and answered. "Can you dig it? Yes I can."
Judge: On what grounds?
Cetera: Asked and answered. "Can you dig it? Yes I can."
My favorite Pat Bev story.
He was on a podcast saying that no NBA player is trash. That they're the best in the world and any of them are capable of scoring 30 on a given night.
He had never scored 30 🤣🤣
He was on a podcast saying that no NBA player is trash. That they're the best in the world and any of them are capable of scoring 30 on a given night.
He had never scored 30 🤣🤣
November 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
My favorite Pat Bev story.
He was on a podcast saying that no NBA player is trash. That they're the best in the world and any of them are capable of scoring 30 on a given night.
He had never scored 30 🤣🤣
He was on a podcast saying that no NBA player is trash. That they're the best in the world and any of them are capable of scoring 30 on a given night.
He had never scored 30 🤣🤣
"a guy"
The emails that you’re seeing now are news in themselves, but that’s because of how they’re coming out—a congressional committee released them—& the context in which they’re being viewed. A guy emailing a reporter talking about old girlfriends or saying someone is “dirty” is not a whole news story.
November 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
"a guy"
It was one of the defenses that fans of the Certified Canadian Rapper used when he was called out for creeping on Millie Bobby Brown.
I'm old enough to remember when the "there's a difference between a pedophile and an ephebophile" line was something you'd only hear from libertarian creeps in online comment sections, and now it's on the brink of becoming an official Republican Party talking point
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
It was one of the defenses that fans of the Certified Canadian Rapper used when he was called out for creeping on Millie Bobby Brown.
May you step on a lego in the dark
I don't know ... ehhh 6-7
How many people blocking you if you post about your relationship for the first time? Ballpark figure
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
May you step on a lego in the dark
3 for 1 happy hour Wednesdays and then we bar hopped to another for $1 drinks.
Yall ever think about how crazy college was?? You was broke with $11 in your account and you still found a way to get to the club
November 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
3 for 1 happy hour Wednesdays and then we bar hopped to another for $1 drinks.
Pork and poultry prices have generally held this year, so this is just gouging.
November 13, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Pork and poultry prices have generally held this year, so this is just gouging.
Yup. And carried out by my roommates.
But they closed first, so it looks like I won, Knight Library.
But they closed first, so it looks like I won, Knight Library.
Yall ever been kicked out of a bar or club? Like are you banned from anywhere. 😂
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Yup. And carried out by my roommates.
But they closed first, so it looks like I won, Knight Library.
But they closed first, so it looks like I won, Knight Library.
The ATM at our school gave out 1s and 5s for a reason 🤣
Yall ever think about how crazy college was?? You was broke with $11 in your account and you still found a way to get to the club
November 13, 2025 at 4:35 AM
The ATM at our school gave out 1s and 5s for a reason 🤣
I’d pay an unfair sum for fried scallops and whole belly clams.
November 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I’d pay an unfair sum for fried scallops and whole belly clams.
Might send Winsome Earle-Sears $5.
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Might send Winsome Earle-Sears $5.
Reposted by Evan
These emails are like a piñata filled with the worst people in the world
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
These emails are like a piñata filled with the worst people in the world