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@altnoaa.bsky.social
Original resistance account for the NOAA. Not official account of NOAA but close enough we can forecast them.
Weather geek. Boat driver. Former airman. Weekend redneck. Coffee: black. Kinda Grumpy. Go Walz! 🌮
Weather geek. Boat driver. Former airman. Weekend redneck. Coffee: black. Kinda Grumpy. Go Walz! 🌮
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@altnoaa.bsky.social
· Nov 14
NWS Bots for Bluesky
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None of this is official, but there have been NWS bots setup to get weather info, alerts and warnings.
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This is the result of a US President telling Iranians to hit the streets and take over the institutions because he'll back them up. Even if he hears about this, he'll never remember Robina's name. Or, anyone else's.
Read it all.
Read it all.
Family of Iranian protester searched for her body in a pile of corpses and buried her on a roadside
The family of a 23-year-old Iranian college student believes she was killed by a bullet fired by Iranian security forces.
apnews.com
January 18, 2026 at 3:33 AM
This is the result of a US President telling Iranians to hit the streets and take over the institutions because he'll back them up. Even if he hears about this, he'll never remember Robina's name. Or, anyone else's.
Read it all.
Read it all.
Aside from other things, medications are a pretty small part of healthcare. They're important, but this is all Trump wants to discuss. Have a car accident that requires major surgery and you can be into the hundreds of thousands of dollars... Happens at least every 30 seconds to someone.
January 18, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Aside from other things, medications are a pretty small part of healthcare. They're important, but this is all Trump wants to discuss. Have a car accident that requires major surgery and you can be into the hundreds of thousands of dollars... Happens at least every 30 seconds to someone.
Medical Examiner is ruling this a homicide.
ICE says Cuban immigrant died while attempting suicide. A witness says guards pinned and choked him
A Cuban immigrant who lived in the U.S. for nearly three decades died in a Texas immigration facility during an altercation with guards.
apnews.com
January 18, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Medical Examiner is ruling this a homicide.
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No debate? Are you fucking kidding?
The first debates with presidential candidates didn't even start until 1948. I think we will be fine not talking about eating cats.
The first debates with presidential candidates didn't even start until 1948. I think we will be fine not talking about eating cats.
January 18, 2026 at 12:58 AM
No debate? Are you fucking kidding?
The first debates with presidential candidates didn't even start until 1948. I think we will be fine not talking about eating cats.
The first debates with presidential candidates didn't even start until 1948. I think we will be fine not talking about eating cats.
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We are winning in Minnesota tonite-Judge limits ICE ‘s unreasonable limits on peaceful protest www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
Judge limits ICE’s crowd control tactics following Minneapolis shooting
The judge’s order prevents federal agents from arresting peaceful protesters.
www.politico.com
January 17, 2026 at 4:07 AM
We are winning in Minnesota tonite-Judge limits ICE ‘s unreasonable limits on peaceful protest www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
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I'm old enough to remember Obama's Apology Tour and everything was fine. If power changes hands, it shows the system is working as designed. Nobody blamed Obama for lying about WMD in Iraq.
January 18, 2026 at 12:08 AM
I'm old enough to remember Obama's Apology Tour and everything was fine. If power changes hands, it shows the system is working as designed. Nobody blamed Obama for lying about WMD in Iraq.
One thing is for certain: If we're able to have another presidential election, we can at least cancel the debates.
No need. You seriously cannot debate this level of lunacy. You either want the United States back or you don't. It's that fucking simple.
No need. You seriously cannot debate this level of lunacy. You either want the United States back or you don't. It's that fucking simple.
January 17, 2026 at 11:06 PM
One thing is for certain: If we're able to have another presidential election, we can at least cancel the debates.
No need. You seriously cannot debate this level of lunacy. You either want the United States back or you don't. It's that fucking simple.
No need. You seriously cannot debate this level of lunacy. You either want the United States back or you don't. It's that fucking simple.
I will bet my kid's college funds that Stephen Miller wrote every word of this. It's him to a T.
Trump just placed a tariff on most of the EU of 10% that will increase to 25% in June unless they agree to sell him Greenland.
This is mad king shit.
This is mad king shit.
January 17, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I will bet my kid's college funds that Stephen Miller wrote every word of this. It's him to a T.
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Every building over 3 stories tall in South Florida was built with cocaine money.
January 17, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Every building over 3 stories tall in South Florida was built with cocaine money.
This vehicle just committed a hit-and-run against a pedestrian in a parking garage in Minneapolis.
January 17, 2026 at 10:52 PM
This vehicle just committed a hit-and-run against a pedestrian in a parking garage in Minneapolis.
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There is no doubt in ANY Constitutional scholar's mind that Donald Trump has consistently violated and shown complete disregard to the US Constitution. Yet, Congress is immobilized by fear and refuses to hold him accountable.
We're heading towards a really bad, bad day!
We're heading towards a really bad, bad day!
January 17, 2026 at 10:37 PM
There is no doubt in ANY Constitutional scholar's mind that Donald Trump has consistently violated and shown complete disregard to the US Constitution. Yet, Congress is immobilized by fear and refuses to hold him accountable.
We're heading towards a really bad, bad day!
We're heading towards a really bad, bad day!
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We are no longer in a fully functioning republic. We are in a legitimacy crisis.
“When a long train of abuses and usurpations… evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government…”
~ Declaration of Independence
“When a long train of abuses and usurpations… evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government…”
~ Declaration of Independence
January 17, 2026 at 10:29 PM
We are no longer in a fully functioning republic. We are in a legitimacy crisis.
“When a long train of abuses and usurpations… evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government…”
~ Declaration of Independence
“When a long train of abuses and usurpations… evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government…”
~ Declaration of Independence
Imagine paying for this, plus heavily militarizing the island... submarine defenses, space assets, digging massive tunnels, polar aircraft maintenance, etc... You think Afghanistan was a money suck? That's peanuts compared to the trillions of dollars this would cost - forever.
Major grocery story in Ilulissat, Greenland not long ago
Tremendously expensive to ship in all this stuff. Subsidized prices for all staples—plus free medical care, education, etc. Subsidized by Denmark
Absolutely nuts to think Greenlanders would want US to take this over. Or that US would want to
Tremendously expensive to ship in all this stuff. Subsidized prices for all staples—plus free medical care, education, etc. Subsidized by Denmark
Absolutely nuts to think Greenlanders would want US to take this over. Or that US would want to
January 17, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Imagine paying for this, plus heavily militarizing the island... submarine defenses, space assets, digging massive tunnels, polar aircraft maintenance, etc... You think Afghanistan was a money suck? That's peanuts compared to the trillions of dollars this would cost - forever.
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Eric Swalwell answering a question on how the next governor of California will protect Californians from ICE.
“They're going to lose their immunity. They're not going to be able to drive. I will take your driver's license. Good luck walking to work, assholes.”
“They're going to lose their immunity. They're not going to be able to drive. I will take your driver's license. Good luck walking to work, assholes.”
January 17, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Eric Swalwell answering a question on how the next governor of California will protect Californians from ICE.
“They're going to lose their immunity. They're not going to be able to drive. I will take your driver's license. Good luck walking to work, assholes.”
“They're going to lose their immunity. They're not going to be able to drive. I will take your driver's license. Good luck walking to work, assholes.”
Walz should just announce he's running for President and tell the judge that he's busy. That seems to work.
DOJ Launches Investigation Into Gov. Tim Walz, Mayor Jacob Frey
After a week of clashes between federal agents and protestors, a senior law enforcement official and a person familiar with the matter tell NBC News that the Justice Department is investigating Gov. T...
www.today.com
January 17, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Walz should just announce he's running for President and tell the judge that he's busy. That seems to work.
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Mostly 2. Putin is a master manipulator and professionally trained to be such. He's the kind of person who can get you to do what he wants and make you think you're standing against him while doing it.
January 17, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Mostly 2. Putin is a master manipulator and professionally trained to be such. He's the kind of person who can get you to do what he wants and make you think you're standing against him while doing it.
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Don't kid yourself. If you control the routes, you control the money!
January 17, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Don't kid yourself. If you control the routes, you control the money!
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January 17, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Since starting this acct (on Twitter) in 2016, I've used the same header. That image has personal meaning. But, so does this and I'm making a change. The Gadsden was created in 1775 to protest a King. We need to take it back! I'm sharing this image with you, if you agree and want to use it. #NoKings
January 17, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Since starting this acct (on Twitter) in 2016, I've used the same header. That image has personal meaning. But, so does this and I'm making a change. The Gadsden was created in 1775 to protest a King. We need to take it back! I'm sharing this image with you, if you agree and want to use it. #NoKings
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Less cooperation is not what you think it is. It's losing Estonia is what it is. Don't fall for Russian operations.
January 17, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Less cooperation is not what you think it is. It's losing Estonia is what it is. Don't fall for Russian operations.
There's only two types of people who want the US and Europe alliances to end.
1. Russian trolls.
2. Morons who fell to the influence of Russian troll farms.
1. Russian trolls.
2. Morons who fell to the influence of Russian troll farms.
January 17, 2026 at 7:41 PM
There's only two types of people who want the US and Europe alliances to end.
1. Russian trolls.
2. Morons who fell to the influence of Russian troll farms.
1. Russian trolls.
2. Morons who fell to the influence of Russian troll farms.
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When then take it the fuck back!
January 17, 2026 at 7:36 PM
When then take it the fuck back!