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Original resistance account for the NOAA. Not official account of NOAA but close enough we can forecast them.
Weather geek. Boat driver. Former airman. Weekend redneck. Coffee: black. Go Walz! 🌮
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@altnoaa.bsky.social
· Nov 14
NWS Bots for Bluesky
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None of this is official, but there have been NWS bots setup to get weather info, alerts and warnings.
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He gave a $20 to a lady in a grocery store while campaigning and everyone fell for it.
He’s now making billions. We’re still locking eggs in a safe.
He’s now making billions. We’re still locking eggs in a safe.
Americans are feeling the strain of high prices, even as President Trump tries to tout "record highs" in the stock market. n.pr/4r0zbwg
Economic promises helped Trump get elected. Now he has an affordability problem
Americans are feeling the strain of high prices, even as President Trump tries to tout "record highs" in the stock market.
n.pr
November 14, 2025 at 10:35 AM
He gave a $20 to a lady in a grocery store while campaigning and everyone fell for it.
He’s now making billions. We’re still locking eggs in a safe.
He’s now making billions. We’re still locking eggs in a safe.
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This is the kind of thing I'm talking about. Colombia is one of the places I deployed. Colombia seems unimportant to intel gathering. But, American companies have business there and if the ELN kidnaps someone (as they do), the CSF has ways to get collect intel about it that we need to get ppl back.
Colombia to suspend intelligence cooperation with US over strikes on drug vessels
Colombian President Gustavo Petro has ordered security forces to stop sharing intelligence with the United States until it stops striking suspected drug trafficking boats in the Caribbean.
apnews.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:03 AM
This is the kind of thing I'm talking about. Colombia is one of the places I deployed. Colombia seems unimportant to intel gathering. But, American companies have business there and if the ELN kidnaps someone (as they do), the CSF has ways to get collect intel about it that we need to get ppl back.
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When a law enforcement agency targets people who are not a threat to society, they become the bad guys. It's senseless. It does nothing to protect public. It doesn't have to be that way. Getting bad people off the streets is an 85/15 issue. They could be heroes, but they're choosing to be assholes.
November 14, 2025 at 6:42 AM
When a law enforcement agency targets people who are not a threat to society, they become the bad guys. It's senseless. It does nothing to protect public. It doesn't have to be that way. Getting bad people off the streets is an 85/15 issue. They could be heroes, but they're choosing to be assholes.
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It all just makes me that much more disappointed in federal law enforcement right now. There's a known list of bad people. These are people they should be targeting. Kilmar isn't a threat to anyone. Little Iranian grandmother isn't a threat to anyone. Home depot guy isn't a threat. Get the threats!
November 14, 2025 at 6:33 AM
It all just makes me that much more disappointed in federal law enforcement right now. There's a known list of bad people. These are people they should be targeting. Kilmar isn't a threat to anyone. Little Iranian grandmother isn't a threat to anyone. Home depot guy isn't a threat. Get the threats!
Over summer, someone was released from prison who shouldn't have been. I noticed him a few times and started going out at night to track him, learning his routines and habits. The police figured out I was hunting. They said nothing to me, but I heard their radio traffic. They stepped up patrols.
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Over summer, someone was released from prison who shouldn't have been. I noticed him a few times and started going out at night to track him, learning his routines and habits. The police figured out I was hunting. They said nothing to me, but I heard their radio traffic. They stepped up patrols.
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99% of this country have no clue how important foreign intelligence is and how many times it’s saved lives in this nation. I was just a tiny little unimportant minion in the system and witnessed it multiple times. It is by far the most important thing we have to win back before doing anything else.
November 14, 2025 at 6:03 AM
99% of this country have no clue how important foreign intelligence is and how many times it’s saved lives in this nation. I was just a tiny little unimportant minion in the system and witnessed it multiple times. It is by far the most important thing we have to win back before doing anything else.
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Trump killed the great economy inherited from Obama. He is killing the resurrected economy he inherited from Biden.Trump & his Terrible Toadies try to continue lies they told during election to baffle his uneducated cult. Too bad for him the other 60% of the electorate can think.
November 14, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Trump killed the great economy inherited from Obama. He is killing the resurrected economy he inherited from Biden.Trump & his Terrible Toadies try to continue lies they told during election to baffle his uneducated cult. Too bad for him the other 60% of the electorate can think.
"Inherited a disaster"... 🙄
November 14, 2025 at 5:51 AM
"Inherited a disaster"... 🙄
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Here's the flight logs www.documentcloud.org/documents/21...
Trump’s name is circled. The circled individuals are the ones involved in the trafficking ring according to the person who originally released the book. These people would be “The List “ Here is the story.
Trump’s name is circled. The circled individuals are the ones involved in the trafficking ring according to the person who originally released the book. These people would be “The List “ Here is the story.
Epstein flight logs released in USA vs. Maxwell
www.documentcloud.org
November 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Here's the flight logs www.documentcloud.org/documents/21...
Trump’s name is circled. The circled individuals are the ones involved in the trafficking ring according to the person who originally released the book. These people would be “The List “ Here is the story.
Trump’s name is circled. The circled individuals are the ones involved in the trafficking ring according to the person who originally released the book. These people would be “The List “ Here is the story.
Jesus was a single dude that hung out with sex workers and other single dudes. The only good/bad difference between Jesus and Mohammed is that Jesus was a pacifist and Mohammed was a war lord. But none of that has anything to do with Epstein.
November 14, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Jesus was a single dude that hung out with sex workers and other single dudes. The only good/bad difference between Jesus and Mohammed is that Jesus was a pacifist and Mohammed was a war lord. But none of that has anything to do with Epstein.
Kilmar Garcia and many others who have committed no hard crimes have minor children. Trump is taking their fathers from them and disappearing them to some prison in Africa where they'll never see their families ever again.
November 14, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Kilmar Garcia and many others who have committed no hard crimes have minor children. Trump is taking their fathers from them and disappearing them to some prison in Africa where they'll never see their families ever again.
They had Hoover, We got Trump.
Both self-proclaimed amazing businessmen.
Both failed the American People as President.
Both self-proclaimed amazing businessmen.
Both failed the American People as President.
The Great Depression had Gatsby. We’ve got Trump.
Different century, same empty stomachs.
Different century, same empty stomachs.
November 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
They had Hoover, We got Trump.
Both self-proclaimed amazing businessmen.
Both failed the American People as President.
Both self-proclaimed amazing businessmen.
Both failed the American People as President.
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There's a lot of very important things that a Dem POTUS is going to have tackle, and quickly. But Day 1 has to be about putting our intelligence apparatus into a state where it can be rebuilt and show our allies that they can trust us to share intel again. That has to happen before anything else.
November 14, 2025 at 3:55 AM
There's a lot of very important things that a Dem POTUS is going to have tackle, and quickly. But Day 1 has to be about putting our intelligence apparatus into a state where it can be rebuilt and show our allies that they can trust us to share intel again. That has to happen before anything else.
If we have another Presidential election and Dems win, Patel is still going to be the FBI Director. So in your criteria of choosing a candidate, choose one who says they will absolutely demand his resignation on Day 1 and if rejected, will take every step available to fire him before 5 pm.
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
If we have another Presidential election and Dems win, Patel is still going to be the FBI Director. So in your criteria of choosing a candidate, choose one who says they will absolutely demand his resignation on Day 1 and if rejected, will take every step available to fire him before 5 pm.
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I assume that at least in one place in the Universe at any given time there is an advanced species stuck on a planet because they're not advanced enough to leave their system and their star is running out of fuel, and expanding, and it's about to kill all of them. That would be horrible.
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I assume that at least in one place in the Universe at any given time there is an advanced species stuck on a planet because they're not advanced enough to leave their system and their star is running out of fuel, and expanding, and it's about to kill all of them. That would be horrible.
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Everytime we learn about a supernova, we of course just treat it like a "thing". But, I can't help but to consider the possibility, if not probability, that billions of lives ended with it. Or, maybe ended eons ago in the events leading up to it. Or, both.
November 14, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Everytime we learn about a supernova, we of course just treat it like a "thing". But, I can't help but to consider the possibility, if not probability, that billions of lives ended with it. Or, maybe ended eons ago in the events leading up to it. Or, both.
Well, there goes Romulus.
www.eso.org/public/news/...
www.eso.org/public/news/...
November 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Well, there goes Romulus.
www.eso.org/public/news/...
www.eso.org/public/news/...
I like Vice Presidents who don't laugh at cancer patients for being cancer patients.
JD Vance: "I serve under Donald Trump, who is very healthy. If I served under Joe Biden, I'd probably be worried every minute of every day that he was gonna croak and that I'd have to become president."
November 14, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I like Vice Presidents who don't laugh at cancer patients for being cancer patients.
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America: Let’s get the family together this weekend for a nice game of fuck you, I hope you die in the gutters!
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
America: Let’s get the family together this weekend for a nice game of fuck you, I hope you die in the gutters!
Spouse showed me a box of hair dye and asked if I liked it. I jokingly said, “does that make you look like the woman on the box?” To which, “do you want it to make me look like the woman on the box?”
Folks, I took one too many seconds to answer.
If anyone needs me, I’ll be on the couch with dog.
Folks, I took one too many seconds to answer.
If anyone needs me, I’ll be on the couch with dog.
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Spouse showed me a box of hair dye and asked if I liked it. I jokingly said, “does that make you look like the woman on the box?” To which, “do you want it to make me look like the woman on the box?”
Folks, I took one too many seconds to answer.
If anyone needs me, I’ll be on the couch with dog.
Folks, I took one too many seconds to answer.
If anyone needs me, I’ll be on the couch with dog.
To simplify America, think about Monopoly game with 8 players. Everyone starts out equal. After 2 rounds, 2 players drop below the 50% line. Another 2 rounds, it's now 3 below 50%. At end of game, only one person remains. This is uncontrolled capitalism. We need to put more people back above 50%.
November 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
To simplify America, think about Monopoly game with 8 players. Everyone starts out equal. After 2 rounds, 2 players drop below the 50% line. Another 2 rounds, it's now 3 below 50%. At end of game, only one person remains. This is uncontrolled capitalism. We need to put more people back above 50%.
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The bottom line is whatever we do, there’s going to be pain somewhere. My ideas just land most of that pain on short term investors and billionaires.
November 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The bottom line is whatever we do, there’s going to be pain somewhere. My ideas just land most of that pain on short term investors and billionaires.
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My spouse and I were recently in China. We typically ate at normal "inexpensive" restaurants...places that would maybe be comparable to a Panera Bread or a Mom and Pop. I don't think we once paid more than $3 usd for a meal. We have family there. It's ridiculously cheap.
November 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
My spouse and I were recently in China. We typically ate at normal "inexpensive" restaurants...places that would maybe be comparable to a Panera Bread or a Mom and Pop. I don't think we once paid more than $3 usd for a meal. We have family there. It's ridiculously cheap.
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If you want to abolish billionaires, this is how we make it happen. Per zip code, median home prices should be fixed to median household income. People will still make money when they sell a house, as long as its on the curve. They're just not going to double it. Homes aren't short-term investments.
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
If you want to abolish billionaires, this is how we make it happen. Per zip code, median home prices should be fixed to median household income. People will still make money when they sell a house, as long as its on the curve. They're just not going to double it. Homes aren't short-term investments.