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the internet’s girlfriend, but not yours.
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it’s Thursday babies, i’m being told, and on Thursdays we thirst! come join me and all my sexy friends right here on the timeline TONIGHT at 10/9p central! i’m a big fan of what i’ve got to share tonight, could be you’ll like it too 💋 #TTT
me, black lace bra
November 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
sasscarpone.bsky.social
21 colors 😭😭😭😭😭
comparison of multicolor panel performance, 21-color human immunophenotyping panel
November 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
sasscarpone.bsky.social
of course the answer is Brooklyn
despair
November 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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sass face
November 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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assholes
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November 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
sasscarpone.bsky.social
in more energy drink news, the winter alani ALSO fucks
my hand holding a winter wonderland alani can
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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nice
69 likes lol
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
sasscarpone.bsky.social
sometimes i have fun
me, reclining on my side in bed, black lace bra with bows at the tops of my breasts.
November 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
sasscarpone.bsky.social
hello beautiful
gates short end plate to go
November 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
sasscarpone.bsky.social
bro what
November 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
sasscarpone.bsky.social
this absolutely fucks
winter edition red bull, fuji apple and ginger
November 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
sasscarpone.bsky.social
this is excellent, here’s my favorite part
lithub.com The storied choice between socialism and barbarism was made exquisitely clear a good many years ago in the United States, and both major parties chose barbarism.
November 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
sasscarpone.bsky.social
my shoulder hurts unless i stabilize my wrist and when i stabilize my wrist the brace give me a rash 🥲
my right wrist and hand, featuring a red angry rash
November 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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post you from a different era
November 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
sasscarpone.bsky.social
if you can decipher it you know why it’s so funny lmao
22:00 Duk kebib lol if Apple doesn't fix this damn keyboard glitch HA Imao i am so high all of a sudden i am dying duk kebib indeed Heather Beaver Like those aren't even words, Apple i am screaming
November 8, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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screenshot bitch
November 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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yeah i got a date 🤓
guys thc infused root beer 25mg
November 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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found it lol
me in an orange tshirt that reads ‘welcome to four seasons total landscaping, philadelphia PA. not the four seasons hotel philadelphia’ it features Gritty riding on a lawn mower
November 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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the worst person you know just made a great point
November 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Rust sees the time circle
November 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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can’t have anyone thinking i’m a non-ball knower
desk selfie, i am not wearing red
November 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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one more. i’m baby.
me, purple flower nightgown. pouty baby face lol
November 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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fuck it, full smile
me, purple flower nightgown, leaning over the counter showing big teeth and big cleavage lol
November 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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i have a shirt lol
gray tshirt of the states with missouri in the middle, shirt says EVERYONE WANTS TO TOUCH US
November 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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father this is unkind 🥲
screenshot of text messages from my dad, he sent a pic of pizza me: WHAT NO FAIR dad: Pizza Royal me: like i don’t know that lol i want some!
November 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM