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Callie 🥿🪨
@calligator.bsky.social
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Friendly neighborhood bottle shop girl.
Amateur Birding Proselytizer.
Trans, queer/lesbian, married. She/Her.
UM grad. Currently UGA-adjacent.

Vanellope Von Schweetz, All Grown Up Edition.

https://ko-fi.com/calligator ☕🩷
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · Nov 9
EVERYONE IS CHEEEEEKS
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Good news, managed to reroute onto "I2I", and that might just be good enough to get some sleep
calligator.bsky.social Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 3h
Hey, brain?

Can we not keep looping "Surface Pressure" endlessly at 2am?

Thanks.
January 18, 2026 at 7:52 AM
calligator.bsky.social
Hey, brain?

Can we not keep looping "Surface Pressure" endlessly at 2am?

Thanks.
January 18, 2026 at 7:01 AM
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This really is close to my daily madness, in case y'all were wondering. Like, 15 colors/shades is on the high end, but like, more common than 5 🤷‍♀️
calligator.bsky.social Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 12h
One more (that shouldn't get flagged), plus a look at maybe a third of my eyeshadow catalog with today's choices circled ✨🌈
Close-up of the left side of Callie's face, framed by her wavy brown hair. Her eyes are closed, allowing a full view of her eyeshadow which is a shimmery gradient from inner corner to outer corner of magenta, mauve/puce, cyan, teal, and emerald. Her black eyeliner is a razor-sharp wing extending nearly to the end of her curved eyebrow, with black mascara filling out her eyelashes. Her lips are magenta with shimmery lavender and light pink overlaid. Six eyeshadow palettes with nine to twelve colors each, plus two larger round individual shimmery shadows, laid out on a light coral countertop. Magenta lines circle the thirteen shadows used in the previous photo, in shades of pink, purple, teal, and green. Magenta check marks indicate that both of the individual shadows, emerald and ivory, were also used.
January 18, 2026 at 3:41 AM
calligator.bsky.social
Why is the bar full of children tonight? Don't they have shittier places downtown that they should be throwing up in??
January 18, 2026 at 1:59 AM
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Good, now go home and get right 💙〽️
January 17, 2026 at 11:10 PM
calligator.bsky.social
West Coast schools in the B1G for football: sure, fine, don't care, it's cool.

West Coast schools in the B1G for basketball: what the fuck is wrong with you, absolutely the fuck not, not my B1G.
January 17, 2026 at 11:02 PM
calligator.bsky.social
So the refs in Eugene are just complete garbage, right?
January 17, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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Tried my best to incorporate as many as possible in less time to get ready than I usually take. Mauve, puce, magenta, aubergine, cyan, teal, emerald, plus another half dozen shades to tie them together...

Thanks for the inspiration, y'all! 🩷💜🩵💚
Callie selfie, with the pale mint green ceiling of a large room behind her. She's wearing a dark grey zip hoodie over a pastel blue-green tank and purple lace bra, with a heart-shaped abalone pendant necklace. Her eye makeup is shades of pink, purple, blue and green with hot pink shimmery lip color highlighting her confident smirk. Close-up of legs clad in purple tights with teal fishnets layered over top. A green slatted bench complements in the background. Another Callie selfie, this time standing in front of a black painted brick wall. She's ditched her hoodie, leaving only the contrasting purple bra and mint blue tank top. Her eyes are closed, showing off the pink-purple-teal-green gradient of her eyeshadow and her black winged eyeliner A close-up of Callie's face, with her triple nostril piercings and septum piercing visible above her shimmery magenta lips, and her deep seagreen eyes gazing into the camera.
January 17, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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A color, as swiftly as you are able, please!
January 17, 2026 at 3:15 PM
calligator.bsky.social
Why the fuck is everybody asleep right now?

I'd ask why I'm awake, but I'm painfully and exhaustively aware of the answer to that question already, with no remedy available. It's everybody else who's letting me down personally, and I resent it.
January 17, 2026 at 7:49 AM
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Me and my hair really taking "Become Ungovernable" to heart this year 😤✨💚
Callie selfie in a bright room with light green walls and a large window behind her. She's wearing an oatmeal-colored off-shoulder sweater, with a dark green bralette, tortoiseshell glasses and a copper wire woodcock pendant necklace. Her hair is a mass of unruly brown waves that just reach her shoulders, with the longest locks resting lightly on her collarbones. Her expression is one of subtle self-determination, quietly self-assured.
January 16, 2026 at 9:31 PM
calligator.bsky.social
Reversed Page of Swords, I did not need your advice for resolving my current internal conflict to be such a sharp personal attack while also being thoroughly unhelpful, like goddamn 😵
A tarot card on a wood countertop, between two other partially visible cards. The central card, upside down, is mostly black and white with gold accents, and depicts a scarlet macaw designated as the Page of Wands, with a large sword adjacent to the bird.
January 16, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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Actually got ready to go, let the dogs out and felt the 20 mph gust of 35° air and nope, no thank you, I will pick up meds tomorrow.

But now I look cute with nowhere to go...
January 15, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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Having absolutely zero energy to do anything while also being screamingly desperate for social engagement is some really cruel shit
January 15, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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3... 2...
January 14, 2026 at 5:11 AM
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Fuck it. Today was ass (derogatory) and I barely made it out of bed - and even then only to go to therapy - so here's a couple more from last week, as a treat 🖤
Callie selfie, outside on a grey (but not cold) winter day, looking innocent and cute with a fresh haircut giving her shoulder-length brunette waves new life. She's wearing a grey high neck tank top with the word "HAPPY" on the front, and her shoulders are a little hunched to emphasize her shapeliness in other areas. Callie again, but inside a room with light sage green walls and a white ceiling. She's leaning forward towards the camera, with a slightly less innocent expression. Her tank top has been replaced by a dark green lace bralette which is struggling to contain its charges, along with a dark teal miniskirt and faux fishnet tights. A rear view selfie, back outside on the grey day with leafless trees. A dark teal miniskirt nearly covers the middle third of the photo, with thighs clad in faux fishnet mock garter tights below and a dark teal lace bralette visible above.
January 14, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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I really need to finish reading my book club book, but it's at a really spicy part and I haven't been in a mood/place to enjoy it 🫤

Guess I'll just keep going with THUD! for another day...
January 13, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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My @washbearswares.bsky.social birb pendant arrived today! So excited to have this BEAUTIFUL woodcock to brighten my week! 😍🤩

PEEENT!! 🪶
Callie selfie, in an oatmeal-colored off-shoulder sweater, green bralette and tortoiseshell glasses, with a wrapped copper wire pendant of a woodcock on a copper necklace chain. The contents of the package received from Washbear's Wares, with a business card featuring a raccoon and several pendants, a small pink rubber ducky figurine, a sticker of a chaffinch(?), and the woodcock made of wrapped copper wire around a tiger's eye stone.
January 13, 2026 at 12:26 AM
calligator.bsky.social
Success on the first 3 (plus @hollyanderson.bsky.social's "be cute as shit"), TBD on the last 2.
Feeling good, celebrating myself with a Guinness, ready for whatever comes next 💖
Callie selfie, inside a somewhat dim pub, with dark ceiling above and chalk board menu behind. Her made up face is lit by brighter light filtering in from outside, a glint of reflection in her tortoiseshell glasses and a glint of confidence in her blue-green eyes. She's wearing a black blazer over a dark green dress with gold dots, and her wavy brown hair Cascades to just rest on her shoulders.
January 12, 2026 at 9:05 PM
calligator.bsky.social
Hmmmm. Glasses, or contacts?
January 12, 2026 at 3:43 PM
calligator.bsky.social
Today, I will:

Present my best self.
Communicate my needs.
Ask the important questions.
Say "thanks, but no thanks" if necessary.
Be confident in my decisions.
January 12, 2026 at 2:43 PM
calligator.bsky.social
If a doctor tells me I'm lactose intolerant, no the fuck they didn't.
January 12, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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When you reorganize your wardrobe and find a gem that had been lost in the depths of a dresser, what else is there to do but rock it? ✨💙🖤
A view of Callie's outfit, as she sits atop a light wood countertop, holding onto the edge with her right hand. She's wearing black faux fishnet tights with a black ruffly miniskirt. Her top is dark teal blue, sleeveless, and only one shoulder, with a peekaboo window in the front. Her necklaces are various shades of blue and silver. Callie selfie in the same top, with a bright room with light green walls behind her. Her expression is neutral behind her blue-black ombre glasses.
January 11, 2026 at 4:33 AM
calligator.bsky.social
Well, we made it through the double episode pilot, and to the end of the work day.

Next time, on Star Trek: Deep Space 9 - It's Garak! Definitely not a love interest for Dr. Bashir!
calligator.bsky.social Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 7d
Alright, the stage is set for some real spacey shit, let's go! Sorry Miles, you're stuck here for the duration.
January 11, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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Uh oh, looks like I'm starting a DS9 rewatch today
January 10, 2026 at 9:10 PM