Callie 🥿🪨
@calligator.bsky.social
Friendly neighborhood bottle shop girl.
Amateur Birding Proselytizer.
Trans, queer/lesbian, married. She/Her.
UM grad. Currently UGA-adjacent.
Irregular practitioner of witch bathing in the midnight storms.
https://ko-fi.com/calligator ☕🩷
Amateur Birding Proselytizer.
Trans, queer/lesbian, married. She/Her.
UM grad. Currently UGA-adjacent.
Irregular practitioner of witch bathing in the midnight storms.
https://ko-fi.com/calligator ☕🩷
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Callie 🥿🪨
@calligator.bsky.social
· Nov 9
EVERYONE IS CHEEEEEKS
What exactly does one wear to a trans celebration & fundraiser at a cocktail lounge on TDoR?
November 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
What exactly does one wear to a trans celebration & fundraiser at a cocktail lounge on TDoR?
Alright folks, let's go see an orthopedic healthcare professional about a long-busted elbow and a series of associated compensatory issues! 💪🏻✨
November 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Alright folks, let's go see an orthopedic healthcare professional about a long-busted elbow and a series of associated compensatory issues! 💪🏻✨
Current Reasons I Would Like To Have More Money:
1) Tattoos. So many ideas just waiting for funding
2) Piercings. See above.
3) Bathroom reno. A princess needs proper amenities.
4) Clothes. A girl's gotta to keep her wardrobe interesting and varied.
5) New Fence. I miss having chickens.
1) Tattoos. So many ideas just waiting for funding
2) Piercings. See above.
3) Bathroom reno. A princess needs proper amenities.
4) Clothes. A girl's gotta to keep her wardrobe interesting and varied.
5) New Fence. I miss having chickens.
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Current Reasons I Would Like To Have More Money:
1) Tattoos. So many ideas just waiting for funding
2) Piercings. See above.
3) Bathroom reno. A princess needs proper amenities.
4) Clothes. A girl's gotta to keep her wardrobe interesting and varied.
5) New Fence. I miss having chickens.
1) Tattoos. So many ideas just waiting for funding
2) Piercings. See above.
3) Bathroom reno. A princess needs proper amenities.
4) Clothes. A girl's gotta to keep her wardrobe interesting and varied.
5) New Fence. I miss having chickens.
I remembered to shave my armpits before going to PT for shoulder work, please clap
November 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I remembered to shave my armpits before going to PT for shoulder work, please clap
What exactly does one wear to physical therapy?
November 20, 2025 at 4:51 AM
What exactly does one wear to physical therapy?
Any of my pals have an idea of the going rate for a GM-type role in a small artisan beverage-producing company? Asking for a friend who has been consistently undervalued...
November 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Any of my pals have an idea of the going rate for a GM-type role in a small artisan beverage-producing company? Asking for a friend who has been consistently undervalued...
I have really not had a good relationship with food this year (massive understatement), especially when it comes to spending time in the kitchen.
So of course, immediately following a full system reboot, I'm now planning several special meals & a half dozen baking projects in the next few weeks 🙃
So of course, immediately following a full system reboot, I'm now planning several special meals & a half dozen baking projects in the next few weeks 🙃
November 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I have really not had a good relationship with food this year (massive understatement), especially when it comes to spending time in the kitchen.
So of course, immediately following a full system reboot, I'm now planning several special meals & a half dozen baking projects in the next few weeks 🙃
So of course, immediately following a full system reboot, I'm now planning several special meals & a half dozen baking projects in the next few weeks 🙃
Cute girls are overwhelmed by the Byzantine and bankrupting nature of the American healthcare system and waiting for imaging for their bum elbow ❤️🩹
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Cute girls are overwhelmed by the Byzantine and bankrupting nature of the American healthcare system and waiting for imaging for their bum elbow ❤️🩹
I regret to inform that cutting out almost all alcohol consumption appears to have lowered my blood pressure significantly.
Triglycerides are trash still, but I look forward to the day when I don't have a need for frozen pizzas in my life on a regular basis, at which point I should be good there
Triglycerides are trash still, but I look forward to the day when I don't have a need for frozen pizzas in my life on a regular basis, at which point I should be good there
November 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I regret to inform that cutting out almost all alcohol consumption appears to have lowered my blood pressure significantly.
Triglycerides are trash still, but I look forward to the day when I don't have a need for frozen pizzas in my life on a regular basis, at which point I should be good there
Triglycerides are trash still, but I look forward to the day when I don't have a need for frozen pizzas in my life on a regular basis, at which point I should be good there
We remain the most terrifying team to take a 16-9 lead on, but the rally tonight only got us even, and they found the winning run in bottom of the last inning. Gonna get healthier & stronger and come back in February ready to kick some ass! 🥎
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
We remain the most terrifying team to take a 16-9 lead on, but the rally tonight only got us even, and they found the winning run in bottom of the last inning. Gonna get healthier & stronger and come back in February ready to kick some ass! 🥎
The queer bat has been an astounding success this season, and the patina shows her popularity! One more night of action before a long winter break...
Let's go hit some dingers! 🌈🥎
Let's go hit some dingers! 🌈🥎
November 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The queer bat has been an astounding success this season, and the patina shows her popularity! One more night of action before a long winter break...
Let's go hit some dingers! 🌈🥎
Let's go hit some dingers! 🌈🥎
Teenage me was such a little shit with authority figures she didn't respect, good god. Not actively rebellious, just full of little asshole tics that were *not subtle at all*.
This is the kind of shit I'd troll my Freshman Honors English teacher with after she'd make a petty comment grading a previous paper, because I was a 14yo brat and her grading curve was so easy I'd still get an A even if I appended ™ to my name & changed the font color 1 shade each paragraph 🙄
November 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Teenage me was such a little shit with authority figures she didn't respect, good god. Not actively rebellious, just full of little asshole tics that were *not subtle at all*.
This girl is going to bed at a reasonable time, y'all be good! 🌘🖤💚
November 17, 2025 at 4:57 AM
This girl is going to bed at a reasonable time, y'all be good! 🌘🖤💚
Fuck's sake somebody unplug Collinsworth, WE FUCKING GET IT YOU THINK JARED GOFF IS TRASH TONIGHT
November 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Fuck's sake somebody unplug Collinsworth, WE FUCKING GET IT YOU THINK JARED GOFF IS TRASH TONIGHT
Decided to watch Frozen 2 and haven't seen any of the Lions game thus far... Did both teams also decide to just start playing right now?
November 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Decided to watch Frozen 2 and haven't seen any of the Lions game thus far... Did both teams also decide to just start playing right now?
Okay, I need some help. I'm formulating a project idea that involves a tray or board with a raised 20x20 grid for something like tiles to sit in, and if it folds in half even better. I want it to be durable but portable, so not heavy, and a material that looks nice or can be fairly easily decorated.
November 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Okay, I need some help. I'm formulating a project idea that involves a tray or board with a raised 20x20 grid for something like tiles to sit in, and if it folds in half even better. I want it to be durable but portable, so not heavy, and a material that looks nice or can be fairly easily decorated.
Reposted by Callie 🥿🪨
I love the whole "I don't have kids in school anymore, I shouldn't have to pay taxes that go to the public school" argument from people.
It's the classic "I got mine, fuck you."
I have no kids.
I never want kids.
Take more of my tax money and put it towards schools and not cops.
Thank you.
It's the classic "I got mine, fuck you."
I have no kids.
I never want kids.
Take more of my tax money and put it towards schools and not cops.
Thank you.
November 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I love the whole "I don't have kids in school anymore, I shouldn't have to pay taxes that go to the public school" argument from people.
It's the classic "I got mine, fuck you."
I have no kids.
I never want kids.
Take more of my tax money and put it towards schools and not cops.
Thank you.
It's the classic "I got mine, fuck you."
I have no kids.
I never want kids.
Take more of my tax money and put it towards schools and not cops.
Thank you.
I feel like I relearn Bill O'Brien's whereabouts about 3 times a year, and it always comes as a slight surprise
November 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I feel like I relearn Bill O'Brien's whereabouts about 3 times a year, and it always comes as a slight surprise
WBB: Good. And fun. Very good, and very fun, even!
November 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
WBB: Good. And fun. Very good, and very fun, even!
Fussed about a haunted 1-pt win on the road in a truly cursed series??
Absolutely *could not* be me, let's fucking go with this "summer afternoon in November" gameday fit! 〽️💙✨
Absolutely *could not* be me, let's fucking go with this "summer afternoon in November" gameday fit! 〽️💙✨
November 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Fussed about a haunted 1-pt win on the road in a truly cursed series??
Absolutely *could not* be me, let's fucking go with this "summer afternoon in November" gameday fit! 〽️💙✨
Absolutely *could not* be me, let's fucking go with this "summer afternoon in November" gameday fit! 〽️💙✨
THEY 👏 DON'T 👏 ASK 👏 HOW.
THEY 👏 JUST 👏 ASK 👏 HOW 👏 MANY
THEY 👏 JUST 👏 ASK 👏 HOW 👏 MANY
November 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
THEY 👏 DON'T 👏 ASK 👏 HOW.
THEY 👏 JUST 👏 ASK 👏 HOW 👏 MANY
THEY 👏 JUST 👏 ASK 👏 HOW 👏 MANY
I BELIEVE IN YOUUUUU, DOMINIC ZVADA
November 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I BELIEVE IN YOUUUUU, DOMINIC ZVADA
I FUCKING HATE THIS, THANKS
November 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I FUCKING HATE THIS, THANKS