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calligator.bsky.social
Callie 🥿🪨
@calligator.bsky.social
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Friendly neighborhood bottle shop girl.
Amateur Birding Proselytizer.
Trans, queer/lesbian, married. She/Her.
UM grad. Currently UGA-adjacent.

Irregular practitioner of witch bathing in the midnight storms.

https://ko-fi.com/calligator ☕🩷
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In case anyone was wondering how I finished out this fancy fantasy fit, this absolutely felt like a mood ✨✨✨
Callie mirror selfie, standing in front of a white door and light blue wall with a framed digital art canvas of goldfish in a bowl. She's wearing a black ruched body on skirt that comes to just above her knees, and a black corset top with green, blue and silver beadwork all over. Her hair is mostly pulled up behind her head, with one loose lock framing her face, and her jewelry is blue and green nacre to match her top.
November 21, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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Aww, thanks! 🥰 I love these earrings, which were a gift from my mom (or maybe mother-in-law?) ✨
Callie selfie with treetops and a grey sky behind her. She's wearing a black corset top with blue, green and silver beadwork, with matching necklace and earrings. The necklace is several rectangular pieces of mother-of-pearl in a fan shape, and the earrings are pointed ovals in blue-green nacre with silver leaves overlaid.
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Found an old gem in the closet, felt like pretending to be fancy for a bit ✨🖤🩵💚
Callie selfie, standing in a yard with a tree trunk and holly bushes behind her. Her hair is pulled to the right side of her face, and she's wearing blue-green nacre earrings and necklace to match the black corset top bedazzled with blue, green and silver beads.
November 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Alright folks, let's go see an orthopedic healthcare professional about a long-busted elbow and a series of associated compensatory issues! 💪🏻✨
Callie selfie surrounded by the increasingly dormant trees and bushes of her backyard, wearing a grey tank top that says "HAPPY" across the chest with a green strappy sports bra. Her hair is mostly pulled up but for a face-framing lock on the right side of her face, and her expression is one of cool determination.
November 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Cute girls are overwhelmed by the Byzantine and bankrupting nature of the American healthcare system and waiting for imaging for their bum elbow ❤️‍🩹
Callie selfie in a hospital waiting room, with white walls and ceiling and geometric wooden wall art behind her. She's wearing a burgundy cardigan over a light pink dress, and she's looking through tortoiseshell glasses with a fairly neutral expression.
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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We remain the most terrifying team to take a 16-9 lead on, but the rally tonight only got us even, and they found the winning run in bottom of the last inning. Gonna get healthier & stronger and come back in February ready to kick some ass! 🥎
A grass-level view of a softball field from center field under dark skies and stadium lights. Callie selfie from grass-level. She's leaning forward and stretching her groin, with clear bottoms pushed together and knees out. She's wearing a dark grey zip hoodie over a light grey shirt and black bike shorts, and she's looking hopefully up towards the field. Five softball bats hanging on the dugout fence with the infield in the background. Callie's queer bat is the 2nd from the right, waiting to be put to good use. Callie selfie with the softball field illuminated by stadium lights behind her. Shes holding her white and rainbow bat on her shoulder and looking a little disappointed, but still sparkling.
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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The queer bat has been an astounding success this season, and the patina shows her popularity! One more night of action before a long winter break...

Let's go hit some dingers! 🌈🥎
The barrel of a slowpitch softball bat, resting on a beige carpet. The bat is white with "iPRIDE" in rainbow block letters on the side and the rainbow logo of International Pride Softball near the handle, and it is covered with scuffs and stains from a season of heavy usage. The light from a suncatcher in a nearby window is throwing rainbow streaks across the bat and carpet.
November 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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This girl is going to bed at a reasonable time, y'all be good! 🌘🖤💚
Callie selfie, looking pensively up into the golden late afternoon sunlight while standing in a tree-filled yard. Her dark brown hair is pulled up into a messy-lazy updo, and she's wearing a heathered grey zip hoodie over a black tank top with The Duck who is not called Puddles embroidered on the front and an emerald green lace bralette. Her tortoiseshell and green glasses match her outfit and hair, and her gold crescent moon necklace and gold and green sun earrings complete the look. Callie's upper thighs and midsection, viewed from a low aft position, with a small tree in late fall foliage and a periwinkle sky behind her. She's wearing diamond-patterned black tights, a pale green ruffled miniskirt, and a heathered grey hoodie, with a small green crossbody bag slung behind her.
November 17, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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No tripod, no remote, just a door handle, a 10-second shutter delay, and me running around in 4" wedge sandals trying not to be self-conscious while attempting to get a halfway decent full frame shot 🥴
Callie, a very tall woman with wavy brown hair flowing down to her shoulder, wearing a chiffon yellow sleeveless dress and blue t-strap wedge platform sandals. She's striding toward the camera on a sidewalk, with a small parking lot and white building behind her. Her arms appear to be swinging as she walks, and her eyes are nearly shut, her blue ombre eyeshadow visible through the lenses of her yellow glasses.
November 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Fussed about a haunted 1-pt win on the road in a truly cursed series??

Absolutely *could not* be me, let's fucking go with this "summer afternoon in November" gameday fit! 〽️💙✨
Callie selfie, sitting outside in front of a small magnolia and a white brick building, with the golden light of the late afternoon sun shining through her wavy brown hair, which is piled to the right side of her face. She's wearing yellow glasses and a chiffon yellow sleeveless dress, with maize & blue-themed jewelry and eye makeup. Her expression is confident, eminently I bothered, and maybe slightly dismissive.
November 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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HE?! Oh ABSOLUTELY THE FUCK NOT! Whole Man Disposal Services needed to make a Big House call!
A green and white garbage truck with "WHOLE MAN DISPOSAL SERVICES" on the side and the caption, "YES, THE ENTIRE MAN."
November 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Y'all, the bounty just delivered unto me by my amazing, beautiful wife - absolutely blessed with gift breakfast 😍✨
A split asiago bagel, both halves topped with cream cheese, avocado spread, tomato, red onion, and chicken breakfast sausage patties. They sit on a rectangular plate with "sushi" written in script around the edge, with a folded paper towel and a pink countertop beneath the plate.
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Feeling fine & frisky on this gorgeous Friday, ready to take on the weekend and its sundry curiosities ✨💙🖤
Callie selfie, in a room with pale pink and green walls and a pale green ceiling. She's looking down at the camera and smiling calmly. She's wearing a dark blue denim collared shirt over a black linen scoop neck dress and blue-black ombre glasses. Same Callie, same room, same outfit. Now she's leaning close into the camera and giving a side-eyed smirk. Her hair is tucked behind her left ear, revealing multiple piercings and dangly earrings that match her light blue pendant necklace.
November 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Let's go to work, shall we? 🖤🌈
POV you're in the driver's seat of Callie's Subaru Forester. She's holding a mug of coffee in her left hand, white with an oval symbol of a progress pride flag. Her slate grey tights and black dress are visible below the steering wheel.
November 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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A warm afternoon and meeting my wife for dinner seemed like a good reason to pull this romper out of the closet for the first time in 3 years! 💖
Callie selfie in her backyard, with the soft glow of early evening lighting up the trees behind her. She's looking up past the camera with a slight smile. She's wearing a white off-shoulder romper with a smocked bodice and floral pattern over a white lace bralette, and her hair is pulled up into a clip with a loose face-framing lock that just rests on her yellow glasses frames.
November 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Easiest decision in weeks, and absolutely validated ✨
A decadent breakfast scene. In the foreground, an omelet stuffed with shredded mole chicken and red onion and topped with cotija cheese. Behind that, seasoned potatoes and a biscuit, split and topped with jam. In the background, a black mug of coffee and a glass of water.
November 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Sleepy girls are up early to get their blood drawn ✨🫶
Callie selfie, sitting in a doctor's office waiting room. She's wearing a grey hoodie unzipped over denim shortalls and a green crop top, with the green strap of her purse crossing her chest. She's looking up past the camera through her tortoiseshell glasses, with a neutral expression.
November 12, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Softball postponement meant brewery trivia instead, and a near-perfect 1st Place finish merits a dirty mirror 'fit pic! 🩶💛
Callie mirror selfie, with a white door behind her. She's standing with an arm on her hip and smiling, and she's wearing a heathered grey cowl neck sweater with a yellow corduroy skirt and dark grey wool tights.
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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The Bye Week Part II felt like a good opportunity for a gameday fit that betrayed no allegiance, to allow for easy shifting of rooting interests 💚🩷
Callie selfie, standing in a room with pale mint green walls and a large window, through which blue sky and a large fluffy white cloud can be seen. She's wearing a pale mint green sleeveless dress with a silver necklace, and her brown hair is a mass of waves and loose curls that surrounds her face and cascades down onto her shoulders. She's smiling gently and slightly asymmetrically.
November 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Softball's gonna be a bit nippy on Monday... Hands on high alert 🫨
Hourly weather forecast for Monday 11/10 from 4pm to 9pm, with temperature starting at 39°F, falling to 32°F by 9pm, and 12-17 mph winds from the northwest through the evening.
November 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Took advantage of the warm afternoon to take a little bird walk! 🐦💖
Callie selfie, standing in an open meadow under a power line, with the trees at its edge behind her bright with the light of the late afternoon sun, the sky a deepening periwinkle with wisps of clouds. She's wearing a light blue cap sleeve top under blue denim shortalls, and her pendant necklace glows blue as if lit from within. She's looking up and to her left, possibly listening and looking for birds, and her wavy brown hair is positively glowing golden from the sun behind her.
November 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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It wasn't necessarily my intention to perform my most powerful magic tonight for the sake of political happenings today, but intuition told me today would be a good day to caramelize some onions 🧅✨😻
A forearm holding a jar on a wood kitchen counter. The jar contains a deep amber brown substance, the concentration and caramelization of several onions over multiple hours into a powerfully aromatic and flavorful condiment. The forearm has a tattoo, black linework and shading with pops of color, of a cat wearing a witch's hat and holding a wooden spoon like a magic wand, with onions, a cast iron skillet and sparkles of magic surrounding her.
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Paid my ounce of flesh in this one trying to round 3rd on a slippery night 🤕 Don't worry though, I alligator rolled back up onto my feet and got back to the bag in time! ✨
Photo of Callie's knees immediately after the game, about 20 minutes after slipping on 3rd base and eating all the shit. They are alarmingly purple with several small scrapes. Concrete and leaf litter for the backdrop, with a peak of her white iPRIDE bat visible, showing off the International Pride Softball logo. Callie's knees again, now back home and inside with her legs propped up on a grey blanket-covered couch. The blood has rushed back and they are extremely red and moderately scraped up.
November 4, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Well that was a hell of a way to make the playoffs! An 8-run walkoff rally for a 17-16 win and WE GET TO PLAY BALL AGAIN NEXT WEEK LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO 🥎💙✨
Callie selfie, with a pitch black sky and a bit of stadium light behind her. She's wearing a grey zip hoodie over a blue tank jersey, smiling and resting her softball bat, pink and blue handle with white barrel and "iPRIDE" in rainbow lettering, on her shoulder.
November 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Gameday fit, Another Night Game, Against PURDUE?? Edition. ✨

Anyway, LET'S FUCKING GO! 〽️💙
Callie selfie, standing in the corner of a pale green room with a large window behind her and the diffuse early afternoon light of another large window falling upon her face as she gazes outward. She's wearing a white collared cotton shirt over a navy blue scoop neck dress, with a gold crescent moon pendant necklace and blue-black ombre glasses. Callie selfie, same outfit, now sitting in the middle of a lightly colored room. She's looking down and slightly askance at the camera from amidst her mass of wavy brunette hair.
November 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM