Kashana
@kashana.blacksky.app
TV writer. Author of the novels THE PAYBACK and THE SURVIVALISTS. Deadly with a butter knife.
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Kashana
@kashana.blacksky.app
· Jul 15
The Payback is out today, and you can buy it wherever books are sold. It comes highly recommended by Publishers Weekly, Booklist, The Boston Globe, Vanity Fair, the LA Times, the NYT, and dozens of people who hang out on this very website.
Missed opportunity to have the Hot Ones guy explain Macy’s parade history while eating wings so hot he’s crying
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Missed opportunity to have the Hot Ones guy explain Macy’s parade history while eating wings so hot he’s crying
Normal people are chilling, but we just flipped on the Thanksgiving day parade so I could be like you shouldn’t get to sing Nina Simone if you don’t like us
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Normal people are chilling, but we just flipped on the Thanksgiving day parade so I could be like you shouldn’t get to sing Nina Simone if you don’t like us
Not now, gotta go put on my sex cardigan
Sex cardigans: can the Wicked sequel make bulky knits strangely alluring?
Sex cardigans: can the Wicked sequel make bulky knits strangely alluring?
It’s not the sexiest of garments. It arguably looks more like a discarded fishing net. And yet it has cast a spell over the internet
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Not now, gotta go put on my sex cardigan
Everybody knows the only solution to the rich eliminating all the jobs is to keep buying $1700 phones
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing the economy
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever before, and while it may be consumer smart, it comes at a cost to work productivity and the U.S. economy.
www.cnbc.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Everybody knows the only solution to the rich eliminating all the jobs is to keep buying $1700 phones
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Sacagawea 7’s
Im sure these shoes are extremely comfortable but they look like something outta Miss Trunchbull’s closet
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Sacagawea 7’s
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My abstract nude for Vanity Fair
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November 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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My abstract nude for Vanity Fair
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My abstract nude for Vanity Fair
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The viewpoint diversity crew doesn't seem to care for diverse views... interesting.
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The viewpoint diversity crew doesn't seem to care for diverse views... interesting.
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You pull yourself up by your boostraps. Me? I DESERVE free money from the government, and so do my rich friends bsky.app/profile/cwar...
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
You pull yourself up by your boostraps. Me? I DESERVE free money from the government, and so do my rich friends bsky.app/profile/cwar...
The Payback is one of @electricliterature.com’s best novels of the year!
Electric Lit's Best Novels of 2025 - Electric Literature
Books by Katie Kitamura, Angela Flournoy, and Susan Choi are among the year's most celebrated novels
electricliterature.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The Payback is one of @electricliterature.com’s best novels of the year!
“You know what sucks? Having customers. Surely we can put an end to that.”
Campbell’s Soup VP mocks ‘poor people’ who buy its food in secret recording
Campbell’s Soup VP mocks ‘poor people’ who buy its food in secret recording
Lawsuit alleges Campbell’s fired worker who reported a VP’s recorded rant belittling customers and making discriminatory remarks.
www.newsweek.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
“You know what sucks? Having customers. Surely we can put an end to that.”
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the worst star wars movie is easily "air force one." I'm supposed to believe han solo is the president of the united states? on earth? fuck out of here with that bullshit.
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
the worst star wars movie is easily "air force one." I'm supposed to believe han solo is the president of the united states? on earth? fuck out of here with that bullshit.
People are always like real job stability is in medicine or the law, but the most secure job is actually white guy writes op-eds about how he’s sick of the minorities.
November 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
People are always like real job stability is in medicine or the law, but the most secure job is actually white guy writes op-eds about how he’s sick of the minorities.
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Had a good chat with @jasonkoebler.bsky.social for the @404media.co podcast. Got a chance to talk about how tech companies main pitch changed from “you exchange some surveillance for services” to “we get to spy on you all the time and it’s good, actually.”
Luxury Surveillance (With Chris Gilliard)
Podcast Episode · The 404 Media Podcast · 11/24/2025 · 1h 3m
podcasts.apple.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Had a good chat with @jasonkoebler.bsky.social for the @404media.co podcast. Got a chance to talk about how tech companies main pitch changed from “you exchange some surveillance for services” to “we get to spy on you all the time and it’s good, actually.”
2015: it’s Black Friday!
2025: it’s Black Friday week!
2035: October is the start of Black Friday quarter!
2045: *gun to head* Black Friday starts December 26th
2025: it’s Black Friday week!
2035: October is the start of Black Friday quarter!
2045: *gun to head* Black Friday starts December 26th
November 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
2015: it’s Black Friday!
2025: it’s Black Friday week!
2035: October is the start of Black Friday quarter!
2045: *gun to head* Black Friday starts December 26th
2025: it’s Black Friday week!
2035: October is the start of Black Friday quarter!
2045: *gun to head* Black Friday starts December 26th
Next week on the injury report he’ll be listed as questionable (just kinda generally)
Kevin O’Connell said J.J. McCarthy is in the concussion protocol. McCarthy reported some symptoms as the #Vikings came home last night, O’Connell said.
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Next week on the injury report he’ll be listed as questionable (just kinda generally)
If I ruled the world
I’d free all my sons
Black diamonds and pearls
If I ruled the world
I’d free all my sons
Black diamonds and pearls
If I ruled the world
There is no pain
You are receding
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon
You are only coming through in waves
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying
You are receding
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon
You are only coming through in waves
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying
November 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
If I ruled the world
I’d free all my sons
Black diamonds and pearls
If I ruled the world
I’d free all my sons
Black diamonds and pearls
If I ruled the world
She’s resigning to spend more time yelling racial and ethnic slurs at cashiers
November 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
She’s resigning to spend more time yelling racial and ethnic slurs at cashiers
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I tell you what, if you or someone you know is looking to go into a skilled trade, consider watchmaking. I just dropped a watch off at Ben bridge and they’re scheduled 3 months out. “Everybody’s interested in watches now. Horology school students are getting job offers before they even graduate.”
November 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I tell you what, if you or someone you know is looking to go into a skilled trade, consider watchmaking. I just dropped a watch off at Ben bridge and they’re scheduled 3 months out. “Everybody’s interested in watches now. Horology school students are getting job offers before they even graduate.”
Well, Trump does have a really long history of liking rappers
November 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Well, Trump does have a really long history of liking rappers
Socialism is anyone they don’t like doing anything that they’re not a fan of
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Socialism is anyone they don’t like doing anything that they’re not a fan of
They are so funny. Our neighbors are being stuffed into unmarked vans, and they’re all like let’s vote against a term we probably can’t define instead.
The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.
86 Dems joined Republicans in supporting the measure, incl. House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
86 Dems joined Republicans in supporting the measure, incl. House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
They are so funny. Our neighbors are being stuffed into unmarked vans, and they’re all like let’s vote against a term we probably can’t define instead.
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imagine knowing literally anything about Haiti and deciding to try this
Gavin and Tanner, planned and trained for nearly a year, legal documents say, in an elaborate attempt to invade a Haitian island, kill its Black men, enslave its Black women and Black children and fulfill their "rape fantasies."
www.fox4news.com/news/haitian...
www.fox4news.com/news/haitian...
NTX men planned to murder men, enslave women on foreign island: Indictment
Two North Texas men have been indicted for an alleged scheme to sail to a foreign island, murder all the men, and enslave the women and children.
www.fox4news.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
imagine knowing literally anything about Haiti and deciding to try this
“What would be the most romantic place we could honeymoon?”
“Anywhere where we could be in the middle of a sex-trafficking operation”
“Anywhere where we could be in the middle of a sex-trafficking operation”
In the winter of 2005, just after their wedding, Lawrence H. Summers and his wife, Elisa F. New, went to financier Jeffrey E. Epstein’s private island in the Caribbean during their honeymoon.
Dhruv T. Patel and Cam N. Srivastava report.
Dhruv T. Patel and Cam N. Srivastava report.
Summers Visited Epstein’s Island During 2005 Honeymoon | News | The Harvard Crimson
In the winter of 2005, just after their wedding at Elmwood — the Harvard president’s official residence — Lawrence H. Summers and his wife, Elisa F. New, traded Cambridge’s cold for a warmer escape.
www.thecrimson.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:42 PM
“What would be the most romantic place we could honeymoon?”
“Anywhere where we could be in the middle of a sex-trafficking operation”
“Anywhere where we could be in the middle of a sex-trafficking operation”
Oh, so now it’s a crime to bring your whole self to work
So apparently my company can't remove the guy cooking his beets and tuna in the air fryer. People have picked up and moved their desks because of it. One guy said he was at his desk seasoning chicken breasts.
People are livid.
People are livid.
November 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Oh, so now it’s a crime to bring your whole self to work