Tim Barnes
@timbarnes.bsky.social
Writer: “All That” revival (Nick) + “The Tonight Show” (NBC) + “Warped!” (Nick) / creator of “Maurice On Mars” (Comedy Central) (http://linktr.ee/mauriceonmars) / WEBSITE: timbarnescomedy.com / NEWSLETTER: timbarnescomedy.substack.com
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yur wife, Raz, is hot, Village Idiot
November 6, 2025 at 12:44 PM
yur wife, Raz, is hot, Village Idiot
the only acceptable way to mispronounce Zohran’s last name is Hot Mami.
November 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
the only acceptable way to mispronounce Zohran’s last name is Hot Mami.
wait, the Quaker Oats guy was Vice President?
November 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
wait, the Quaker Oats guy was Vice President?
this movie is worth watching in a dark room surrounded by strangers. there should be a word for that. highly suggest doing that while you can
November 4, 2025 at 12:31 PM
this movie is worth watching in a dark room surrounded by strangers. there should be a word for that. highly suggest doing that while you can
how did i let the world convince me TextEdit isn’t the greatest word processor ever made?
November 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
how did i let the world convince me TextEdit isn’t the greatest word processor ever made?
sports is crazy because without fail the ball wins every time
November 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
sports is crazy because without fail the ball wins every time
imagine if Jar Jar and all the Gungans looked and sounded like Natasha Lyonne
November 1, 2025 at 3:59 PM
imagine if Jar Jar and all the Gungans looked and sounded like Natasha Lyonne
Halloween is the weirdest time to be an actual nurse
October 31, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Halloween is the weirdest time to be an actual nurse
who else is up at 3:26am eastern thinking about this show?
October 31, 2025 at 7:26 AM
who else is up at 3:26am eastern thinking about this show?
how was this six months ago?
October 14, 2025 at 12:47 PM
how was this six months ago?
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Hoff's Horrorfest is TONIGHT! Live comedy and THE INVISIBLE MAN (1933) at @caveatnyc.bsky.social! 🫥🕶️ Produced by me, @coolandnice.bsky.social, @timbarnes.bsky.social, @iangoldstein.bsky.social and Mary Bess Pritchett! www.caveat.nyc/events/hoffs...
October 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Hoff's Horrorfest is TONIGHT! Live comedy and THE INVISIBLE MAN (1933) at @caveatnyc.bsky.social! 🫥🕶️ Produced by me, @coolandnice.bsky.social, @timbarnes.bsky.social, @iangoldstein.bsky.social and Mary Bess Pritchett! www.caveat.nyc/events/hoffs...
some thoughts on Black representation in horror cinema…
October 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
some thoughts on Black representation in horror cinema…
the AI videos will not bring your father back from “going to get some milk.”
October 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
the AI videos will not bring your father back from “going to get some milk.”
come on over! we can watch a movie together on my phone. the sound is broken so you gotta read subtitles. but you better not read my texts. hello?… still there?! oh, yeah my sounds is broken.
October 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
come on over! we can watch a movie together on my phone. the sound is broken so you gotta read subtitles. but you better not read my texts. hello?… still there?! oh, yeah my sounds is broken.
i honestly don’t even really know what this means, but why does it feel like every Jordan Peele movie is about Will Smith?
October 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
i honestly don’t even really know what this means, but why does it feel like every Jordan Peele movie is about Will Smith?
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Got my performance review.
September 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Got my performance review.
September 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
shame on Disney. why is the president married to the Pixar lamp?
September 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
shame on Disney. why is the president married to the Pixar lamp?
okay, i’ll bite. what’s a charliekirk?
September 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
okay, i’ll bite. what’s a charliekirk?
the difference between Bob Marley singing "I Shot the Sheriff" and Eric Clapton singing "I Shot the Sheriff" is the jury reaction
September 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
the difference between Bob Marley singing "I Shot the Sheriff" and Eric Clapton singing "I Shot the Sheriff" is the jury reaction
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9/16/10: Bernie Sanders on Raekwon 🎵 #cheapfake
September 16, 2025 at 2:28 PM
9/16/10: Bernie Sanders on Raekwon 🎵 #cheapfake
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Drew Carey is one of the nicest guys I’ve ever met.
for Collider, i wrote about the strange majesty that is ‘The Drew Carey Show’
collider.com/drew-carey-s...
collider.com/drew-carey-s...
September 14, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Drew Carey is one of the nicest guys I’ve ever met.
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"Every episode of The Drew Carey Show was in some way a roast of Drew Carey, filled with jokes made at his own expense, often by himself while holding back laughter."
for Collider, i wrote about the strange majesty that is ‘The Drew Carey Show’
collider.com/drew-carey-s...
collider.com/drew-carey-s...
September 14, 2025 at 3:48 AM
"Every episode of The Drew Carey Show was in some way a roast of Drew Carey, filled with jokes made at his own expense, often by himself while holding back laughter."
Reposted by Tim Barnes
September 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
for Collider, i wrote about the strange majesty that is ‘The Drew Carey Show’
collider.com/drew-carey-s...
collider.com/drew-carey-s...
September 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
for Collider, i wrote about the strange majesty that is ‘The Drew Carey Show’
collider.com/drew-carey-s...
collider.com/drew-carey-s...