Hoff Matthews
@hoffmatthews.bsky.social
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· Nov 24
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if all these psycho right-wing government officials can do press conferences while obviously fucked up on coke, i should be allowed to have my school bus driving job back
December 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
if all these psycho right-wing government officials can do press conferences while obviously fucked up on coke, i should be allowed to have my school bus driving job back
Secretary of State Marco Rubio holds a news conference 🎄 #cheapfake
December 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Secretary of State Marco Rubio holds a news conference 🎄 #cheapfake
This is at least as bad as the 60 Minutes thing
December 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
This is at least as bad as the 60 Minutes thing
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[ebenezer scrooge, after a ghost shows him a vision of my pathetic life on christmas eve]: hm. well.....it's sad, that's for sure. i mean, i see what you're going for here but....he's just not that sympathetic? i still feel pretty good about the layoffs
December 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
[ebenezer scrooge, after a ghost shows him a vision of my pathetic life on christmas eve]: hm. well.....it's sad, that's for sure. i mean, i see what you're going for here but....he's just not that sympathetic? i still feel pretty good about the layoffs
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he's actually using like as a verb here
Mitt Romney is in the New York Times saying we should tax the rich.
December 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
he's actually using like as a verb here
12/19/05: George W. Bush does an impression of Cathy from the comic strip Cathy 🎤 #cheapfake
December 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
12/19/05: George W. Bush does an impression of Cathy from the comic strip Cathy 🎤 #cheapfake
President Trump spots a syncophant for Democrats 🐘 #cheapfake
December 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
President Trump spots a syncophant for Democrats 🐘 #cheapfake
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we need to get everyone in america their own syndicated comic strip immediately
Been meaning to post that Bill Watterson and Gary Larson are kind of unique figures in that the grind of having to come up with a new idea to share publicly every day in the ‘90s seems to have inoculated them against ever being tempted to establish a social media presence
this is the most "Get a Job, Stay Away From Her" I've ever felt
December 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
we need to get everyone in america their own syndicated comic strip immediately
Been meaning to post that Bill Watterson and Gary Larson are kind of unique figures in that the grind of having to come up with a new idea to share publicly every day in the ‘90s seems to have inoculated them against ever being tempted to establish a social media presence
this is the most "Get a Job, Stay Away From Her" I've ever felt
December 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Been meaning to post that Bill Watterson and Gary Larson are kind of unique figures in that the grind of having to come up with a new idea to share publicly every day in the ‘90s seems to have inoculated them against ever being tempted to establish a social media presence
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excuse me “Pixar lamp.” i need to see your papers
December 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
excuse me “Pixar lamp.” i need to see your papers
White House correspondent's head pops off and flies around on bat wings 🦇 #cheapfake
December 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
White House correspondent's head pops off and flies around on bat wings 🦇 #cheapfake
President Trump on math 🧠 #cheapfake
December 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
President Trump on math 🧠 #cheapfake
Great work from whoever’s generating thumbnails for the White House YouTube page
December 16, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Great work from whoever’s generating thumbnails for the White House YouTube page
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[misunderstanding everyone's cryptic posts about "when it happens"]: yes that's right.......i will also cheer when jay mohr's sitcom 'action' finally arrives on a streaming platform
December 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
[misunderstanding everyone's cryptic posts about "when it happens"]: yes that's right.......i will also cheer when jay mohr's sitcom 'action' finally arrives on a streaming platform
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries on AI 🤖 #cheapfake
December 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries on AI 🤖 #cheapfake
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why did i pay $800 for this
December 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
why did i pay $800 for this
I still post on China’s Red Note app and it always tries to add music to my videos. I used to remove the music manually but I think I’m just going to roll with it
December 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I still post on China’s Red Note app and it always tries to add music to my videos. I used to remove the music manually but I think I’m just going to roll with it
President Trump UNCENSORED 🤬 #cheapfake
December 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
President Trump UNCENSORED 🤬 #cheapfake
AI is using up a lot of societal energy which could be spent on domesticating squirrels to be held as pets
December 12, 2025 at 4:28 AM
AI is using up a lot of societal energy which could be spent on domesticating squirrels to be held as pets
President Trump scolds a terrible reporter 🗒️ #cheapfake
December 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
President Trump scolds a terrible reporter 🗒️ #cheapfake
Cowboy Therapist on The Apprentice S10E13. Airdate 12/9/10. 🤠 #cheapfake
December 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Cowboy Therapist on The Apprentice S10E13. Airdate 12/9/10. 🤠 #cheapfake
Previously on “Cowboy Therapist”
December 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Previously on “Cowboy Therapist”