Chris
@basiclychris.bsky.social
He/Him • shrieking bisexual car crash • filmed and presented in VistaVision • Trans liberation 🏳️⚧️ • Free Palestine 🇵🇸 • medium.com/@chrisrogers1138
New flat came with a hallway mirror which means, for the first time in my adult life, I have the means to take full-length mirror selfies 🫡
February 16, 2026 at 10:15 PM
New flat came with a hallway mirror which means, for the first time in my adult life, I have the means to take full-length mirror selfies 🫡
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Didn't post this at the time due to my social media break, but I need you all to enjoy the sheer lunacy of this email we got at work a few weeks ago:
February 16, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Didn't post this at the time due to my social media break, but I need you all to enjoy the sheer lunacy of this email we got at work a few weeks ago:
“Why do I feel fucking knackered all the time lately?”
Ah.
Ah.
February 16, 2026 at 8:27 PM
“Why do I feel fucking knackered all the time lately?”
Ah.
Ah.
Favreau reheating JJ's nachos lol
February 16, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Favreau reheating JJ's nachos lol
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American Century of Humiliation is manifesting in ways I did not predict.
Chinese astronauts become the first to grill wings in space, paving the way for future uncstronauts
February 14, 2026 at 11:07 PM
American Century of Humiliation is manifesting in ways I did not predict.
Guy who gets annoyed that these are shaped like bricks instead of LEGO minifigure feet.
(It's me, I'm guy)
(It's me, I'm guy)
February 16, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Guy who gets annoyed that these are shaped like bricks instead of LEGO minifigure feet.
(It's me, I'm guy)
(It's me, I'm guy)
Didn't post this at the time due to my social media break, but I need you all to enjoy the sheer lunacy of this email we got at work a few weeks ago:
February 16, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Didn't post this at the time due to my social media break, but I need you all to enjoy the sheer lunacy of this email we got at work a few weeks ago:
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I'm not especially opposed to driverless cabs, but I'm fucked if I'm giving up my ancestral British right to cross the road anywhere if it's safe for me to do so. "Jaywalking" isn't a thing or a crime here, techbros, so your magic cars will have to learn to deal with that.
Politics London discussing driverless taxis casually referring to “jaywalking pedestrians”.
Jaywalking is not a thing in UK law.
Transport for London and Government had better not be asleep at the wheel on this.
Jaywalking is not a thing in UK law.
Transport for London and Government had better not be asleep at the wheel on this.
February 15, 2026 at 11:43 AM
I'm not especially opposed to driverless cabs, but I'm fucked if I'm giving up my ancestral British right to cross the road anywhere if it's safe for me to do so. "Jaywalking" isn't a thing or a crime here, techbros, so your magic cars will have to learn to deal with that.
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Try this if you have trouble sleeping
February 15, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Try this if you have trouble sleeping
A very agreeable young man
February 15, 2026 at 8:41 AM
A very agreeable young man
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Mobile wifi box held out for a whole game of Helldivers 2*, we are so fucking back, lads.
*provided it was positioned just right on the office windowsill.
*provided it was positioned just right on the office windowsill.
February 14, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Mobile wifi box held out for a whole game of Helldivers 2*, we are so fucking back, lads.
*provided it was positioned just right on the office windowsill.
*provided it was positioned just right on the office windowsill.
Can’t wait to get stuck into my backlog here and get streaming again once we have proper internet (and when I can be bothered to un-bubble wrap all the LEGO)
February 14, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Can’t wait to get stuck into my backlog here and get streaming again once we have proper internet (and when I can be bothered to un-bubble wrap all the LEGO)
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the photo and headline framing make it seem like their gay love affair has rocked the foundations of the Beckham family
February 14, 2026 at 11:03 AM
the photo and headline framing make it seem like their gay love affair has rocked the foundations of the Beckham family
The sky is blue, the cats are dozing in a patch of sun, and the dehumidifier auto-detected that our new flat is at ideal humidity, so immediately turned itself off with a cheerful beep 🥲
February 14, 2026 at 9:51 AM
The sky is blue, the cats are dozing in a patch of sun, and the dehumidifier auto-detected that our new flat is at ideal humidity, so immediately turned itself off with a cheerful beep 🥲
It’s been a very long and very tiring week and I don’t think I realised how exhausted I am until just now, when two people looking at each other lovingly in an episode of FUCKING BRIDGERTON that Charlotte had on in the background made me burst into tears 😭
February 13, 2026 at 6:50 PM
It’s been a very long and very tiring week and I don’t think I realised how exhausted I am until just now, when two people looking at each other lovingly in an episode of FUCKING BRIDGERTON that Charlotte had on in the background made me burst into tears 😭
Everyone’s favourite part of moving out 🫠
February 13, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Everyone’s favourite part of moving out 🫠
A little bit horny for this one, ngl
February 12, 2026 at 10:56 PM
A little bit horny for this one, ngl
I’m not a conspiracist, but in the 24 hours since I got this 4G WiFi thing, video quality has been inconsistent and occasionally very low-res on everything EXCEPT adverts.
February 12, 2026 at 9:59 PM
I’m not a conspiracist, but in the 24 hours since I got this 4G WiFi thing, video quality has been inconsistent and occasionally very low-res on everything EXCEPT adverts.
TomSka
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 12:33 PM
TomSka
✅ Utterly dry commentary
✅ Smack in the balls
✅ Tom and Jerry-ass scream
✅ Smack in the balls
✅ Tom and Jerry-ass scream
February 11, 2026 at 10:42 PM
✅ Utterly dry commentary
✅ Smack in the balls
✅ Tom and Jerry-ass scream
✅ Smack in the balls
✅ Tom and Jerry-ass scream
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go london greatest city in da woild baybee
February 11, 2026 at 10:12 PM
go london greatest city in da woild baybee
Testing the new viewing platforms: Saph vs. Arthur
February 11, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Testing the new viewing platforms: Saph vs. Arthur