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Dr Brooke Magnanti
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Good Vibes Mostly
Without downloading any new pics, what's it like dating you?
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I can make mead and suck dicks, I'm golden
Trying to decide on a career for when the economy crashes and we return to the ancient times. I'm leaning toward soothsayer but I'm also open to banditry
November 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
November 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Perusing the digital stacks, I have discovered someone writing erotica under a name I choose to believe is on their driver's license:

"Gimmy Dicks."
November 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I really learned a lot, really learned a lot
Love is like a stove, burns you when it's hot
Love hurts
Ooo, love hurts
November 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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This reminds me of the time @variety.com claimed that Taylor Swift was the first artist to fight for their master recordings. Their writers have shit for brains.
November 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
No one at Variety ever heard of Cher huh
November 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Let those among us who never went clubbing in a decommissioned church throw the first stone
He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The Very British Bigotry list never misses
Have just blocked @forwomenscotland.bsky.social and 61 followers that I don't need in my life.
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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I would like to apologise for calling Your Party three trot parties in a trench coat, when they are clearly three trot parties and a landlord trying to kick the trots out of the trenchcoat in a trenchcoat. I'm listening and learning.
November 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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‘For the Dolls’ whisky fights transphobia with support for trans charity

www.thepinknews.com/...

#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
'For the Dolls' whisky fights transphobia with support for trans charity
A 60-year-old whisky specialist is funding the fight against transphobia with its new limited edition single malt whisky.
www.thepinknews.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Sex work is work so I don't give a fuck but I do love seeing how much of the media has adopted a term, sex worker, that not long ago was largely limited to community spaces.

That's activism.
Cory Mills Was Caught With Sex Workers Before Mission to Afghanistan in 2021, Sources Say
The group Mills had traveled with to Afghanistan parted ways with the then-congressional candidate in Tbilisi, Georgia, after they found out about the sex workers. It appears Mills went to Afghanistan...
www.notus.org
November 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Aww, the grave robber blocked me. Ah well.

Props to every single professor who taught teenage me why respecting the living is more important than colonising the dead.
I was an anthro undergrad in the exact time period as this person, who therefore has never had a pre-NAGPRA professional existence.

Get. Over. Yourself.
November 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I was an anthro undergrad in the exact time period as this person, who therefore has never had a pre-NAGPRA professional existence.

Get. Over. Yourself.
November 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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The only other thing I will say about L'Affaire Nuzzi is that between her and the likes of Larry Summers, this has been a great week for my impostor syndrome and any anxiety I had about my own writing ability.
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The bamboo came down the stairs, bambooing bambooily.
"That's when I noticed the sheets of Kimpton Hotel stationery . . ."
[cut to live read] "Are you traveling to a city and you want to stay somewhere special, somewhere that says 'I'm not a regular person, I'm a cool person,' somwhere a funny chair can stand in for your missing sense of style?"
November 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Girl if you're gonna take miles of GOP dick at *least* get paid
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Huh. so there actually is a war on Christmas
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:

"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Forgot I'd bought a birthday treat of expensive discontinued perfume until it arrived today, happy belated 50th to me. Also got some bottarga.
November 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
People surprised at this don't remember David Blunkett and it shows
"People seeking asylum in the UK could be stripped of assets including jewellery to cover the costs of their accommodation, the government confirmed on Monday."
UK asylum seekers face seizure of jewellery to pay for accommodation
New powers to confiscate high-value items are among measures intended to curb number of small boats crossing the Channel
on.ft.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Steal.

The verb for taking things from people without their consent is "to steal".

Stop hiding government evil behind euphemisms.
"People seeking asylum in the UK could be stripped of assets including jewellery to cover the costs of their accommodation, the government confirmed on Monday."
UK asylum seekers face seizure of jewellery to pay for accommodation
New powers to confiscate high-value items are among measures intended to curb number of small boats crossing the Channel
on.ft.com
November 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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MUCH more of this, please.
Latest: A Missouri town will pay $500K to settle a lawsuit after a police officer shot and killed a man's 13-pound blind and deaf shih tzu.

The Animal Legal Defense Fund says it's one of the largest settlements for a police shooting of a dog reason.com/2025/11/17/m...
Missouri town will pay $500k to settle lawsuit over deputy shooting blind and deaf dog
Sturgeon, Missouri will settle a lawsuit filed by a man whose 13-pound blind and deaf shih tzu dog was shot and killed by a police officer.
reason.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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So so tired of this idea of only one type of masculinity that we can put at the centre of our novels. So so tired of the idea that somehow women have "stolen" fiction from us (men). & so so tired of the Guardian's descent from a paper with a wide range of views & news to whatever the hell it is now.
A man?? winning the Booker prize????? Is that even possible? It hasn't happened since the far-flung days of 2023. Our legends say that a man also won it in the ancient, prehistoric era of 2021, but surely that is just an old wives tale meant to frighten MFA students before bed.
The Guardian view on the Booker prize winner: putting masculinity back at the centre of literary fiction | Editorial
Editorial: David Szalay’s Flesh breaks from a decade of female-centred interiors and reopens a genre many thought closed to men
www.theguardian.com
November 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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In 2013 I was a mental health case worker for a 24yr old woman - a refugee - with no recourse to public funds - staying in a hostel with a 14m old baby.

She was relying on charity from the Salvation Army to feed her child and she was emaciated because she was so malnourished herself.
Shabana Mahmood: ‘Illegal migration is tearing Britain apart’
The home secretary is planning to introduce a 20-year wait for permanent stay to end a ‘golden ticket’ for asylum seekers
www.thetimes.com
November 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM