Andy Churnwell
@churnwell.bsky.social
Princess Diana Legacy award-winning broadcaster on Emblem Digital and Superdrug FM. Centrist. Landlord ally. Ruddles. Bazake Media. yarisandy@blueyonder.co.uk
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Andy Churnwell
@churnwell.bsky.social
· Jul 17
As a professional broadcaster with 5 decades of music expertise I know everything there is know about music. This compilation, release some years ago, is a collection of what I regard as the best music ever released. All killer. No filler. Links below:
I'd like to be under the sea.
January 30, 2026 at 10:26 AM
I'd like to be under the sea.
Hair by Vidal Sassoon.
January 30, 2026 at 10:07 AM
Hair by Vidal Sassoon.
Purely coincidental that I decided I didn't like the Green Party around the time they started possessing a threat to power and became hostile to transphobes. Purely coincidental. Real reason I don't like them: Red Zack is not an electable good boy who wears a normal suit.
January 30, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Purely coincidental that I decided I didn't like the Green Party around the time they started possessing a threat to power and became hostile to transphobes. Purely coincidental. Real reason I don't like them: Red Zack is not an electable good boy who wears a normal suit.
Sleaford Mods are PROPER rock 'n' roll. They make me recall the halycon days of Wooly Bully.
January 29, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Sleaford Mods are PROPER rock 'n' roll. They make me recall the halycon days of Wooly Bully.
Reposted by Andy Churnwell
I'm absolutely fuming. I'm livid! I've just been banned from a pub simply for expressing bigoted, exclusionary views - loudly and obnoxiously, while deliberately seeking attention so I can post about it on social media.
January 28, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I'm absolutely fuming. I'm livid! I've just been banned from a pub simply for expressing bigoted, exclusionary views - loudly and obnoxiously, while deliberately seeking attention so I can post about it on social media.
Macron hits back after Sir Keir's aviator glasses jibe: "Look at me. I'm Keir. I'm a fucking sweaty loser who cheats on his wife. Maybe I'll engage in racist and transphobic rhetoric to impress Trump. My dad was a tool and my haircut is from 2003."
January 29, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Macron hits back after Sir Keir's aviator glasses jibe: "Look at me. I'm Keir. I'm a fucking sweaty loser who cheats on his wife. Maybe I'll engage in racist and transphobic rhetoric to impress Trump. My dad was a tool and my haircut is from 2003."
I'm absolutely fuming. I'm livid! I've just been banned from a pub simply for expressing bigoted, exclusionary views - loudly and obnoxiously, while deliberately seeking attention so I can post about it on social media.
January 28, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I'm absolutely fuming. I'm livid! I've just been banned from a pub simply for expressing bigoted, exclusionary views - loudly and obnoxiously, while deliberately seeking attention so I can post about it on social media.
The idea that Joey Barton (the former Bristol Rovers manager found guilty of assaulting his wife) would be invited to a party hosted by Elton John (one of this country's most successful and respected recording artists) is absurd.
January 28, 2026 at 1:54 PM
The idea that Joey Barton (the former Bristol Rovers manager found guilty of assaulting his wife) would be invited to a party hosted by Elton John (one of this country's most successful and respected recording artists) is absurd.
When somebody asks Jonathan Swift why he wrote Gulliver's Travels:
January 28, 2026 at 9:43 AM
When somebody asks Jonathan Swift why he wrote Gulliver's Travels:
"You can't say anything any more. The left want to ban comedy. I mean, come on. Legalise comedy!"
- E. Musk
- E. Musk
January 27, 2026 at 11:46 PM
"You can't say anything any more. The left want to ban comedy. I mean, come on. Legalise comedy!"
- E. Musk
- E. Musk
My acclaimed 1995 series Das Rumpen Pumpen was bigger than Die Simpsons in the German-speaking world.
January 27, 2026 at 9:13 PM
My acclaimed 1995 series Das Rumpen Pumpen was bigger than Die Simpsons in the German-speaking world.
Just thought who Thomas Skinner reminds me of. It's Sir Keir Starmer. Two normal blokes who, despite going to private school, pretend they're working class. They both love a pint and cheating on their wives too.
January 27, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Just thought who Thomas Skinner reminds me of. It's Sir Keir Starmer. Two normal blokes who, despite going to private school, pretend they're working class. They both love a pint and cheating on their wives too.
Graham Linehan is Messi. Laurence Fox is Ronaldo. I'm Maradona. All three of us are unique talents in the divorced men scene. But who in your opinion is the GOAT?
January 27, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Graham Linehan is Messi. Laurence Fox is Ronaldo. I'm Maradona. All three of us are unique talents in the divorced men scene. But who in your opinion is the GOAT?
Another transphobe nepo baby is birthed at The Observer.
January 26, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Another transphobe nepo baby is birthed at The Observer.
Following his descent reminds me of one those Animorph covers, except that, rather than a child turning into an animal, it's a man with a massive head transforming into a big pile of shit.
January 26, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Following his descent reminds me of one those Animorph covers, except that, rather than a child turning into an animal, it's a man with a massive head transforming into a big pile of shit.
What's your favourite meal deal combo? Let me know in the comments. 👇
January 26, 2026 at 12:42 AM
What's your favourite meal deal combo? Let me know in the comments. 👇
BREAKING After the backlash over the "bisexual" kit, England have chosen an anti-woke design inspired by the iconic Wetherspoons plate.
January 25, 2026 at 11:09 AM
BREAKING After the backlash over the "bisexual" kit, England have chosen an anti-woke design inspired by the iconic Wetherspoons plate.
Sir Keir when he was elected PM V Sir Keir three months into his tenure as PM.
January 25, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Sir Keir when he was elected PM V Sir Keir three months into his tenure as PM.
"Listen: Britain’s the greatest country on earth, right? We invented tea, grafting, and dogging. But now, thanks to left-wing journalists with their oat lattes, I've got me plonker stuck in the big wheel of a penny farthing. That's why I'm voting Nigel. Only he can sort it out."
January 24, 2026 at 9:47 AM
"Listen: Britain’s the greatest country on earth, right? We invented tea, grafting, and dogging. But now, thanks to left-wing journalists with their oat lattes, I've got me plonker stuck in the big wheel of a penny farthing. That's why I'm voting Nigel. Only he can sort it out."
Like Winnie the Pooh surveying a big pot of honey.
January 24, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Like Winnie the Pooh surveying a big pot of honey.
Sir Keir when a Jewish man won't kiss Netanyahu's ring.
January 24, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Sir Keir when a Jewish man won't kiss Netanyahu's ring.
Reposted by Andy Churnwell
The woke brigade want to ban our Great British pasta sauces for good. This patriotic man intends to shag every jar in his local Tesco in protest.
Source: UnHerd
Source: UnHerd
January 23, 2026 at 9:00 AM
The woke brigade want to ban our Great British pasta sauces for good. This patriotic man intends to shag every jar in his local Tesco in protest.
Source: UnHerd
Source: UnHerd
Rachel Reeves: Our economy will take to the skies like the LZ 129 Hindenburg.
January 23, 2026 at 9:16 AM
Rachel Reeves: Our economy will take to the skies like the LZ 129 Hindenburg.