Andy Churnwell
@churnwell.bsky.social
Princess Diana Legacy award-winning broadcaster on Emblem Digital and Superdrug FM. Centrist. Landlord ally. Ruddles. Bazake Media. yarisandy@blueyonder.co.uk
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Andy Churnwell
@churnwell.bsky.social
· Jul 17
As a professional broadcaster with 5 decades of music expertise I know everything there is know about music. This compilation, release some years ago, is a collection of what I regard as the best music ever released. All killer. No filler. Links below:
I agree that the BBC behaved abominably by inviting this swollen-headed sissy porn connoisseur on to the News at 10 to speak unchallenged about his hatred of trans people.
November 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I agree that the BBC behaved abominably by inviting this swollen-headed sissy porn connoisseur on to the News at 10 to speak unchallenged about his hatred of trans people.
I think this tweet might win the coveted Birds Eye Wanker of the Year 2025 award at the National Wanker Awards later this year.
November 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I think this tweet might win the coveted Birds Eye Wanker of the Year 2025 award at the National Wanker Awards later this year.
I WANT MY BIG DADDY BREAKFAST AND I WANT IT NOW!
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I WANT MY BIG DADDY BREAKFAST AND I WANT IT NOW!
What is the ultimate Big Ben Brexit Bing-Bong of biscuits? The biscuit that the geezers enjoy with a cup of English builder's tea? A proper British biscuit. Biscuits and banter with the Brexit boys. 🇬🇧
November 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
What is the ultimate Big Ben Brexit Bing-Bong of biscuits? The biscuit that the geezers enjoy with a cup of English builder's tea? A proper British biscuit. Biscuits and banter with the Brexit boys. 🇬🇧
Not sure if you've heard Chestnut Mare by The Byrds. But back in the 1960s and 1970s nobody thought twice about songs about men making love to horses. Different time! 🇬🇧
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Not sure if you've heard Chestnut Mare by The Byrds. But back in the 1960s and 1970s nobody thought twice about songs about men making love to horses. Different time! 🇬🇧
Bad news for Sir Keir's detractors. Turns out, while you've been slagging him off, he's been cooking up a popular new policy that might just make you eat humble pie. He intends to secure votes by banning wanking.
November 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Bad news for Sir Keir's detractors. Turns out, while you've been slagging him off, he's been cooking up a popular new policy that might just make you eat humble pie. He intends to secure votes by banning wanking.
Did you go to private school, then Oxbridge, and have no work experience and talent at all? Then perhaps you'd consider a lucrative career on Britain's transphobia punditry circuit.
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Did you go to private school, then Oxbridge, and have no work experience and talent at all? Then perhaps you'd consider a lucrative career on Britain's transphobia punditry circuit.
This every single day until the world burns.
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 AM
This every single day until the world burns.
If you think you got away without wearing a poppy, then sorry, bucko, but I've got news for you: I've collected a dossier of information on you that I'm going to pass on to the police tomorrow morning.
November 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
If you think you got away without wearing a poppy, then sorry, bucko, but I've got news for you: I've collected a dossier of information on you that I'm going to pass on to the police tomorrow morning.
I hope you're happy, @zackpolanski.bsky.social. Look what you've done. He's crying.
November 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I hope you're happy, @zackpolanski.bsky.social. Look what you've done. He's crying.
I looked up what Mike Tapp's "British pie" was. The definition I found is this: "When two men ejaculate into one another's foreskins for an arousing finish."
November 9, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I looked up what Mike Tapp's "British pie" was. The definition I found is this: "When two men ejaculate into one another's foreskins for an arousing finish."
Sir Keir on Maccabi Tel Aviv F.C. ultras:
November 8, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Sir Keir on Maccabi Tel Aviv F.C. ultras:
Sir Keir's message to Zack Polanski:
November 8, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Sir Keir's message to Zack Polanski:
Apparently Starmer hasn't even met his hero, Netanyahu, in person before. That's crazy. It would be like Dylan jamming with The Beatles in 1965.
November 8, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Apparently Starmer hasn't even met his hero, Netanyahu, in person before. That's crazy. It would be like Dylan jamming with The Beatles in 1965.
Why does Netanyahu have the same hair as Milhouse from The Simpsons?
November 8, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Why does Netanyahu have the same hair as Milhouse from The Simpsons?
Yassified Graham Linehan broke my phone.
November 7, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Yassified Graham Linehan broke my phone.
My patriotic friend Gorgo here is undergoing an extensive cosmetic procedure today to resemble a remembrance poppy. Join me in wishing him all the best.
November 7, 2025 at 9:54 AM
My patriotic friend Gorgo here is undergoing an extensive cosmetic procedure today to resemble a remembrance poppy. Join me in wishing him all the best.
When The Who sang "meet the new boss, same as the old boss" they meant it in a good way! Pragmatic, dependable, smart suit, committed to balancing the books.
November 6, 2025 at 11:20 AM
When The Who sang "meet the new boss, same as the old boss" they meant it in a good way! Pragmatic, dependable, smart suit, committed to balancing the books.
Sir Keir flaunts bold new look as he cuts a casual figure outside 10 Downing Street.
November 6, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Sir Keir flaunts bold new look as he cuts a casual figure outside 10 Downing Street.
SNEAK PEEK: Sam Mendes' new Beatles films announce full cast.
November 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
SNEAK PEEK: Sam Mendes' new Beatles films announce full cast.
TFW Alan Dershowitz blows his brains out live on air, as he promised, in protest of the election of Mamdani.
November 5, 2025 at 11:15 AM
TFW Alan Dershowitz blows his brains out live on air, as he promised, in protest of the election of Mamdani.
Sir Keir: I too have an aloof wife who is running my campaign. Please like me.
November 5, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Sir Keir: I too have an aloof wife who is running my campaign. Please like me.
No, I've not see the John Lewis Christmas advert. What I have seen is Béla Tarr's Sátántangó and Fellini's Amarcord. Art. That's what I like. I don't think an advert is art. Grow up.
November 5, 2025 at 10:23 AM
No, I've not see the John Lewis Christmas advert. What I have seen is Béla Tarr's Sátántangó and Fellini's Amarcord. Art. That's what I like. I don't think an advert is art. Grow up.