Andy Churnwell
@churnwell.bsky.social
Princess Diana Legacy award-winning broadcaster on Emblem Digital and Superdrug FM. Centrist. Landlord ally. Ruddles. Bazake Media. yarisandy@blueyonder.co.uk
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Andy Churnwell
@churnwell.bsky.social
· Jul 17
As a professional broadcaster with 5 decades of music expertise I know everything there is know about music. This compilation, release some years ago, is a collection of what I regard as the best music ever released. All killer. No filler. Links below:
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Me to Wes Streeting:
February 1, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Me to Wes Streeting:
Me to Wes Streeting:
February 1, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Me to Wes Streeting:
Has a reactionary podcast that exclusively hosts right-wing guests and Aaron Bastani:
February 1, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Has a reactionary podcast that exclusively hosts right-wing guests and Aaron Bastani:
TFW the millennial barista hasn't prepared your fat white Costa coffee to your precise specifications.
February 1, 2026 at 8:46 AM
TFW the millennial barista hasn't prepared your fat white Costa coffee to your precise specifications.
Kuenssberg. The big interview: "Lord Mandelson, I'm going to be blunt. The public deserve to know: why are you so charismatic and lovely?"
February 1, 2026 at 8:46 AM
Kuenssberg. The big interview: "Lord Mandelson, I'm going to be blunt. The public deserve to know: why are you so charismatic and lovely?"
Who likes that Led Zeppelin song that goes: "I like chilli on the beeeeaaaacccccch! OH WOMAN!"? Just had a dream about it.
January 31, 2026 at 9:58 AM
Who likes that Led Zeppelin song that goes: "I like chilli on the beeeeaaaacccccch! OH WOMAN!"? Just had a dream about it.
"GET THE LONDON LOOK!"
January 31, 2026 at 9:54 AM
"GET THE LONDON LOOK!"
What's the matter?
January 30, 2026 at 9:02 PM
What's the matter?
I've only just realised that this ISN'T Jon Lovitz.
January 30, 2026 at 7:02 PM
I've only just realised that this ISN'T Jon Lovitz.
I'd like to be under the sea.
January 30, 2026 at 10:26 AM
I'd like to be under the sea.
Hair by Vidal Sassoon.
January 30, 2026 at 10:07 AM
Hair by Vidal Sassoon.
Purely coincidental that I decided I didn't like the Green Party around the time they started possessing a threat to power and became hostile to transphobes. Purely coincidental. Real reason I don't like them: Red Zack is not an electable good boy who wears a normal suit.
January 30, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Purely coincidental that I decided I didn't like the Green Party around the time they started possessing a threat to power and became hostile to transphobes. Purely coincidental. Real reason I don't like them: Red Zack is not an electable good boy who wears a normal suit.
Sleaford Mods are PROPER rock 'n' roll. They make me recall the halycon days of Wooly Bully.
January 29, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Sleaford Mods are PROPER rock 'n' roll. They make me recall the halycon days of Wooly Bully.
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I'm absolutely fuming. I'm livid! I've just been banned from a pub simply for expressing bigoted, exclusionary views - loudly and obnoxiously, while deliberately seeking attention so I can post about it on social media.
January 28, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I'm absolutely fuming. I'm livid! I've just been banned from a pub simply for expressing bigoted, exclusionary views - loudly and obnoxiously, while deliberately seeking attention so I can post about it on social media.
Macron hits back after Sir Keir's aviator glasses jibe: "Look at me. I'm Keir. I'm a fucking sweaty loser who cheats on his wife. Maybe I'll engage in racist and transphobic rhetoric to impress Trump. My dad was a tool and my haircut is from 2003."
January 29, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Macron hits back after Sir Keir's aviator glasses jibe: "Look at me. I'm Keir. I'm a fucking sweaty loser who cheats on his wife. Maybe I'll engage in racist and transphobic rhetoric to impress Trump. My dad was a tool and my haircut is from 2003."
I'm absolutely fuming. I'm livid! I've just been banned from a pub simply for expressing bigoted, exclusionary views - loudly and obnoxiously, while deliberately seeking attention so I can post about it on social media.
January 28, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I'm absolutely fuming. I'm livid! I've just been banned from a pub simply for expressing bigoted, exclusionary views - loudly and obnoxiously, while deliberately seeking attention so I can post about it on social media.
The idea that Joey Barton (the former Bristol Rovers manager found guilty of assaulting his wife) would be invited to a party hosted by Elton John (one of this country's most successful and respected recording artists) is absurd.
January 28, 2026 at 1:54 PM
The idea that Joey Barton (the former Bristol Rovers manager found guilty of assaulting his wife) would be invited to a party hosted by Elton John (one of this country's most successful and respected recording artists) is absurd.
When somebody asks Jonathan Swift why he wrote Gulliver's Travels:
January 28, 2026 at 9:43 AM
When somebody asks Jonathan Swift why he wrote Gulliver's Travels:
"You can't say anything any more. The left want to ban comedy. I mean, come on. Legalise comedy!"
- E. Musk
- E. Musk
January 27, 2026 at 11:46 PM
"You can't say anything any more. The left want to ban comedy. I mean, come on. Legalise comedy!"
- E. Musk
- E. Musk
My acclaimed 1995 series Das Rumpen Pumpen was bigger than Die Simpsons in the German-speaking world.
January 27, 2026 at 9:13 PM
My acclaimed 1995 series Das Rumpen Pumpen was bigger than Die Simpsons in the German-speaking world.
Just thought who Thomas Skinner reminds me of. It's Sir Keir Starmer. Two normal blokes who, despite going to private school, pretend they're working class. They both love a pint and cheating on their wives too.
January 27, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Just thought who Thomas Skinner reminds me of. It's Sir Keir Starmer. Two normal blokes who, despite going to private school, pretend they're working class. They both love a pint and cheating on their wives too.
Graham Linehan is Messi. Laurence Fox is Ronaldo. I'm Maradona. All three of us are unique talents in the divorced men scene. But who in your opinion is the GOAT?
January 27, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Graham Linehan is Messi. Laurence Fox is Ronaldo. I'm Maradona. All three of us are unique talents in the divorced men scene. But who in your opinion is the GOAT?