jordan [ham]
@nursemurderer.bsky.social
just your typical old fashioned, salt of the earth, red blooded, hard working, blue collar, queer lady.
PFP me in pool BY @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
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PFP me in pool BY @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
🆗 https://nursemurderer.com
today’s workout brought to you by: the sun meant it today and my body loved it, and feeling outkast lately
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
today’s workout brought to you by: the sun meant it today and my body loved it, and feeling outkast lately
today’s workout brought to you by: sleep and more sleep, this song
reminds me of my dads cadi (that I ended up driving back to ca w the same friend) but bestie frm high school singing this about dads cadi, but this whole darkness all day though😑 let’s sleep through it okay, anyway here’s OUTKAST
reminds me of my dads cadi (that I ended up driving back to ca w the same friend) but bestie frm high school singing this about dads cadi, but this whole darkness all day though😑 let’s sleep through it okay, anyway here’s OUTKAST
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
today’s workout brought to you by: sleep and more sleep, this song
reminds me of my dads cadi (that I ended up driving back to ca w the same friend) but bestie frm high school singing this about dads cadi, but this whole darkness all day though😑 let’s sleep through it okay, anyway here’s OUTKAST
reminds me of my dads cadi (that I ended up driving back to ca w the same friend) but bestie frm high school singing this about dads cadi, but this whole darkness all day though😑 let’s sleep through it okay, anyway here’s OUTKAST
today’s workout brought to you by: told a dude I started my period and he gave that a thumbs down before disappearing for 4 days lol, taking a break from talking to anyone again bc jfc, my boobs are def getting bigger, and a song by don toliver w mustard
November 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
today’s workout brought to you by: told a dude I started my period and he gave that a thumbs down before disappearing for 4 days lol, taking a break from talking to anyone again bc jfc, my boobs are def getting bigger, and a song by don toliver w mustard
today’s workout brought to you by: a sorta peaceful day tbh, decent headspace for a few hours in a row, really learning what I want right now, putting actual self care into practice, not giving in to old ways of appeasing men when I don’t wanna, and a song by swavay
November 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
today’s workout brought to you by: a sorta peaceful day tbh, decent headspace for a few hours in a row, really learning what I want right now, putting actual self care into practice, not giving in to old ways of appeasing men when I don’t wanna, and a song by swavay
today’s workout brought to you by: cramps and cannabis, having to tell some young bucks to kick rocks, nothing to watch on TV, and my fav artist ben howard
November 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
today’s workout brought to you by: cramps and cannabis, having to tell some young bucks to kick rocks, nothing to watch on TV, and my fav artist ben howard
today’s workout brought to by: going outside even though it’s cold and I started my period, secretly was hoping I could see the moon in the daytime, dudes are all up in my msgs except the ones I wanna talk to, tbh I feel extra hot bc whoremoans, and a song by dua lipa
November 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
today’s workout brought to by: going outside even though it’s cold and I started my period, secretly was hoping I could see the moon in the daytime, dudes are all up in my msgs except the ones I wanna talk to, tbh I feel extra hot bc whoremoans, and a song by dua lipa
today’s workout brought to you by: I did it and so did the scaffolding dudes but unsure who was entertaining who, and 👑FIONA
November 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
today’s workout brought to you by: I did it and so did the scaffolding dudes but unsure who was entertaining who, and 👑FIONA
woke up this morning and found the cats in the other room
November 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
woke up this morning and found the cats in the other room
today’s workout brought to you by: halloween and I ain’t even doing nothing, don’t get me confused with somebody who’s bothered about that, funny sometimes these posts are diary entries, friday night but feeling like a caturday, and a new song by 🧚🏼♀️florence💕
November 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
today’s workout brought to you by: halloween and I ain’t even doing nothing, don’t get me confused with somebody who’s bothered about that, funny sometimes these posts are diary entries, friday night but feeling like a caturday, and a new song by 🧚🏼♀️florence💕
today’s workout brought to you by: another warm day at the end of October, a night of fun like I was 20 again, gonna gamble $10 on sports even though I don’t watch sports and don’t know anything about placing bets, I do know about BILLIE though 🥰
October 31, 2025 at 3:00 AM
today’s workout brought to you by: another warm day at the end of October, a night of fun like I was 20 again, gonna gamble $10 on sports even though I don’t watch sports and don’t know anything about placing bets, I do know about BILLIE though 🥰
today’s workout brought to you by: a doctor‘s appt w a pap this morning, to keep that vag momentum going I got a second date tonight lol, the cats have told me they don’t like when I leave and I promised I never would again, and a fun one by 👑 Fiona
October 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
today’s workout brought to you by: a doctor‘s appt w a pap this morning, to keep that vag momentum going I got a second date tonight lol, the cats have told me they don’t like when I leave and I promised I never would again, and a fun one by 👑 Fiona
today’s workout brought to you by: already back on the dating scene with a new one RIGHT NOW that seems to be going well😂, loving being free, also enjoying therapy today because it reinforced a lot of what I did over the weekend, I’m proud of myself still getting it done, and a fav by anderson paak
October 29, 2025 at 4:39 AM
today’s workout brought to you by: already back on the dating scene with a new one RIGHT NOW that seems to be going well😂, loving being free, also enjoying therapy today because it reinforced a lot of what I did over the weekend, I’m proud of myself still getting it done, and a fav by anderson paak
today’s workout brought to you by: being happier than ever to be back home, wishing for better vibes from my brain though, wondering if i’m set on travel forever or just for now, hoping for some creative energy or a second wind maybe, also a song by jay rock
October 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
today’s workout brought to you by: being happier than ever to be back home, wishing for better vibes from my brain though, wondering if i’m set on travel forever or just for now, hoping for some creative energy or a second wind maybe, also a song by jay rock
today’s workout brought to you by: girls trip in vegas for alanis concert tonight, requesting assistance when I need it and beating my own issues against using mobility support when it’s there, being with people who love me, and feeling happy overall, oh and ofc a song by alanis
October 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
today’s workout brought to you by: girls trip in vegas for alanis concert tonight, requesting assistance when I need it and beating my own issues against using mobility support when it’s there, being with people who love me, and feeling happy overall, oh and ofc a song by alanis
today’s workout brought to you by: trying to not let it bother me, wishing things were easier, gearing up for a trip tomorrow planned and paid for back when I had a job, missing him, my good friends, and my fav ben howard
October 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
today’s workout brought to you by: trying to not let it bother me, wishing things were easier, gearing up for a trip tomorrow planned and paid for back when I had a job, missing him, my good friends, and my fav ben howard
today’s workout brought to you by: saying the wrong thing but apologizing then beating myself up about it forever and apologizing again bc I’ve got issues (thanks, mom), therapy today which helped me figure out the latter, getting back in the pool after procedure on monday, and a fav by Petey USA
October 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
today’s workout brought to you by: saying the wrong thing but apologizing then beating myself up about it forever and apologizing again bc I’ve got issues (thanks, mom), therapy today which helped me figure out the latter, getting back in the pool after procedure on monday, and a fav by Petey USA