Uffdafuckingda
@uffdada.bsky.social
Gen X and still feral.
Guardian of cosmic ideas.
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Guardian of cosmic ideas.
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If you ever want a joke ruined with facts, post it on social media.
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Kiss me, I taste like cake.
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Kiss me, I taste like cake.
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What if we made out in the liquor store.
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 AM
What if we made out in the liquor store.
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When you’re walking around wearing the same clothes someone tore off last night right before they fucked your soul right out of your body 😇💅🏻
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
When you’re walking around wearing the same clothes someone tore off last night right before they fucked your soul right out of your body 😇💅🏻
Going down in a blaze of glory but it’s just going down on a redhead.
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Going down in a blaze of glory but it’s just going down on a redhead.
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A specific group of people consistently point out errors, "correct" me, or highlight what others are doing wrong. I genuinely hate lumping people into certain groups but when the math maths.....
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
A specific group of people consistently point out errors, "correct" me, or highlight what others are doing wrong. I genuinely hate lumping people into certain groups but when the math maths.....
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My alt just unfollowed me.
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
My alt just unfollowed me.
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Very fucking elegantly. Good morning! 🩷
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Very fucking elegantly. Good morning! 🩷
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Woke up with a conundrum. Do I shout, shout it all out or shout at the devil?
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Woke up with a conundrum. Do I shout, shout it all out or shout at the devil?
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Happy Show a Veteran Your Titties day
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Happy Show a Veteran Your Titties day
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practising my vulcan nerve pinch until morale improves
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
practising my vulcan nerve pinch until morale improves
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What if we made out in the chip aisle of the grocery store.
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
What if we made out in the chip aisle of the grocery store.
Happy Veterans Day to all who have served.
Thank You.
Thank You.
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Happy Veterans Day to all who have served.
Thank You.
Thank You.
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Weekends are confusing. What do you mean it’s over already? Equally, how was it so long and so boring? Sigh.
November 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Weekends are confusing. What do you mean it’s over already? Equally, how was it so long and so boring? Sigh.
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“Must suck to look like you do and still not get any viewers”
I love the internet, it makes me feel so confident and happy
I love the internet, it makes me feel so confident and happy
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
“Must suck to look like you do and still not get any viewers”
I love the internet, it makes me feel so confident and happy
I love the internet, it makes me feel so confident and happy
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I need an editor for my thoughts before they go to print in my mouth.
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I need an editor for my thoughts before they go to print in my mouth.
Careful which boundaries you push. You may like them.
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Careful which boundaries you push. You may like them.
Sometimes my thoughts hit harder than the weed that caused them.
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Sometimes my thoughts hit harder than the weed that caused them.
You’re better than your depression and anxiety make you believe.
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
You’re better than your depression and anxiety make you believe.
I’m not right for everybody, but I’m usually right about everybody.
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I’m not right for everybody, but I’m usually right about everybody.
Be kind to yourself you’re actually doing great for a carbon-based organism on a spinning rock
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Be kind to yourself you’re actually doing great for a carbon-based organism on a spinning rock
Sometimes healing looks like laughing at dumb memes until you forget what was wrong.
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Sometimes healing looks like laughing at dumb memes until you forget what was wrong.
I’m the type that will arrive early for my own funeral.
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I’m the type that will arrive early for my own funeral.
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*calls in too tired to Monday*
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
*calls in too tired to Monday*
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Me, when I’m watching something filmed where I live and I recognize neighborhoods where I’ve bought drugs:
November 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Me, when I’m watching something filmed where I live and I recognize neighborhoods where I’ve bought drugs:
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I hope your pants are always inside out when you’re in a hurry.
November 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I hope your pants are always inside out when you’re in a hurry.