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“And if my heart is broken it keeps beating. That is the strangeness of life.”
- Jeanette Winterson
November 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
What is this 🥲
November 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I quit my last job at Christmas. Don’t put it past me ☺️
What a shit day. Makes me wonder how I could ever cope with an 8 week notice period, because what do you mean I’m forced to stay in a job I hate 😭
November 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
POV you’re a guinea pig who cannot cross the doomed threshold
November 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
What a shit day. Makes me wonder how I could ever cope with an 8 week notice period, because what do you mean I’m forced to stay in a job I hate 😭
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Labelling yourself as a woman, when you are in fact a CIS male, so you can have access to women who don’t want to speak to you is disgusting actually. And it’s not a one off, I’ve seen several. #bumblebff
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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If only these were little old ladies who were peacefully sitting down and holding signs, the police could do something about it.
Its loud :(
November 26, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Lonely is the lighthouse 🖤
November 26, 2025 at 12:31 PM
He likes me better when it’s cold 🖤
November 26, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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not did
not ocd
not adhd
not bpd
October 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Me: All done with my boundaries!

Therapist: okay those are walls
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
She makes me smile 🌙
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
NO.
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Logged into work this morning to find an email saying my notice period is increasing from 4 weeks to 2 months 🥲
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I joined Bumble BFF yesterday and somehow there are only approx 20 non-men over the age of 35 in Cheltenham who are looking to make friends. Is this town really that small?!
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
This morning I helped the teeny tiniest woman carry a parcel up to her flat and I came home to this 😭
November 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I know the ‘w’ word has some awful connotations attached to it, but for me it’s this:
November 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Chat, where am I? 😭
November 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I’m going to a gathering of local witches and it’s all very hush hush. The bar maid saw me approach and asked if I’m here for “a meeting” 😎
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Post therapy self soothing mood activated*

*there is nothing soothing about sitting in a Costa 🥲
November 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I just called Waterstones “Wetherstones”and I think someone should consider this as an actual business idea
November 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Look how pretty my sleeves are 😭
November 24, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I miss Chocolate Orange for a pound
November 22, 2025 at 12:56 PM
We’ve hit that part of November where I never know whether to buy now or if the bargains will be better on Friday.
November 22, 2025 at 11:49 AM