Idle
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Snug as a bug or possibly on drugs, it’s hard to say.
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I’d like to begin tonight with a moon acknowledgment. She’s up there. Let’s proceed.
November 8, 2025 at 8:32 AM
I’d like to begin tonight with a moon acknowledgment. She’s up there. Let’s proceed.
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If you have read our collective shitposts, you may be entitled to compensation.
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
If you have read our collective shitposts, you may be entitled to compensation.
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I was shaking my chakras too hard and dislodged my karma
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I was shaking my chakras too hard and dislodged my karma
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Sorry for what I said and did when I was overstimulated
November 15, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Sorry for what I said and did when I was overstimulated
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Whose imagination am I a figment of
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Whose imagination am I a figment of
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A glow-up, but its just me spontaneously combusting
November 15, 2025 at 5:07 AM
A glow-up, but its just me spontaneously combusting
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Conquer the world? Buddy, I’m lucky if I can get out of bed two days in a row.
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Conquer the world? Buddy, I’m lucky if I can get out of bed two days in a row.
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After exhausting all other options, I’ve decided to lose my shit.
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
After exhausting all other options, I’ve decided to lose my shit.
It’s ok if you’re not telling, because I wasn’t asking.
November 15, 2025 at 5:06 AM
It’s ok if you’re not telling, because I wasn’t asking.
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*during sex*
okay but why did your tone change
okay but why did your tone change
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
*during sex*
okay but why did your tone change
okay but why did your tone change
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I try to spend as little time as possible trapped in haunted oil paintings. The food in there is terrible and the people are all from like 500 years ago so they haven't even seen any good movies
November 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I try to spend as little time as possible trapped in haunted oil paintings. The food in there is terrible and the people are all from like 500 years ago so they haven't even seen any good movies
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Dear Mastercard,
I have concepts of a plan to repay you.
I have concepts of a plan to repay you.
November 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Dear Mastercard,
I have concepts of a plan to repay you.
I have concepts of a plan to repay you.
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i told myself i have delectable tiddies because kindness starts at home
November 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
i told myself i have delectable tiddies because kindness starts at home
Feeling unsupported by all major platforms with no planned updates.
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Feeling unsupported by all major platforms with no planned updates.
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You absolutely do not have to hand it to anyone ever throughout history.
November 15, 2025 at 3:13 AM
You absolutely do not have to hand it to anyone ever throughout history.
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Me: Laying around in sexy lingerie is self care.
Mattress salesman:
Mattress salesman:
November 30, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Me: Laying around in sexy lingerie is self care.
Mattress salesman:
Mattress salesman:
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I’ve decided to give in to “gluttony” and “sloth” because I’m an overachiever
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I’ve decided to give in to “gluttony” and “sloth” because I’m an overachiever
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Growing a goatee so I look sexier while I'm lying on the heating pad
November 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Growing a goatee so I look sexier while I'm lying on the heating pad
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Goon hard. Goon often.
November 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Goon hard. Goon often.
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I know. I get it. Me too.
November 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I know. I get it. Me too.
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Thought I was having a heart attack last night and for one brief moment, I remembered what hope feels like.
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Thought I was having a heart attack last night and for one brief moment, I remembered what hope feels like.
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“do the dew” no, i am not sticking my dick in a can of soda ever again
November 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
“do the dew” no, i am not sticking my dick in a can of soda ever again
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Touching grass to pick up dogshit still counts, right?
November 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Touching grass to pick up dogshit still counts, right?
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Sometimes life has a really fucked up way of reminding you what’s important.
November 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Sometimes life has a really fucked up way of reminding you what’s important.
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I just went from greatly amusing myself to Great Depressing myself all in the span of a single thought
November 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I just went from greatly amusing myself to Great Depressing myself all in the span of a single thought