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I’m grateful that so many things are none of my business.
enjoy being whilst becoming
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
enjoy being whilst becoming
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the childlike urge to run around the store to see if you run faster in the new sneakers you might get
November 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
the childlike urge to run around the store to see if you run faster in the new sneakers you might get
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Only 27 shopping days until all those people are back in your living room
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Only 27 shopping days until all those people are back in your living room
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These thoughts just pop in my head,folks
And if I have to hear them in my head,
so do you
Sorry.
I love you
*shitposter*
And if I have to hear them in my head,
so do you
Sorry.
I love you
*shitposter*
August 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
These thoughts just pop in my head,folks
And if I have to hear them in my head,
so do you
Sorry.
I love you
*shitposter*
And if I have to hear them in my head,
so do you
Sorry.
I love you
*shitposter*
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This day in history. 1990. Charges against Axl Rose for assault with what the victim called "a really good bottle of Chardonnay" were dropped because there's no such thing.
November 28, 2023 at 10:43 AM
This day in history. 1990. Charges against Axl Rose for assault with what the victim called "a really good bottle of Chardonnay" were dropped because there's no such thing.
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you’re either cooking for me or against me
November 28, 2025 at 11:20 AM
you’re either cooking for me or against me
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I can’t hold my liquor but I’ll bet I could hold yours.
November 28, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I can’t hold my liquor but I’ll bet I could hold yours.
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sorry to interrupt but you’re enchanting
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 AM
sorry to interrupt but you’re enchanting
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I like to go to zen gardens and shout at things.
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I like to go to zen gardens and shout at things.
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OnlyFans but it’s just me minding my own business.
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
OnlyFans but it’s just me minding my own business.
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this green bean casserole needs more cyanide
November 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
this green bean casserole needs more cyanide
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Jesus didn't die for you to eat fake potatoes
November 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Jesus didn't die for you to eat fake potatoes
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Table set with my grandmother's thanksgiving china & crystal.
Pumpkins are velvet and bought on Etsy
Pumpkins are velvet and bought on Etsy
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Table set with my grandmother's thanksgiving china & crystal.
Pumpkins are velvet and bought on Etsy
Pumpkins are velvet and bought on Etsy
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Just remember that eating pie makes your boobs bigger so eat the damn pie
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Just remember that eating pie makes your boobs bigger so eat the damn pie
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Huh, all this time I thought ‘double jointed‘ meant holding two doobies.
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Huh, all this time I thought ‘double jointed‘ meant holding two doobies.
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Who the fuck can afford to have thanksgiving?
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Who the fuck can afford to have thanksgiving?
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Now and Later isn't just a candy, it's also how I like my sex.
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Now and Later isn't just a candy, it's also how I like my sex.
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Life is a lot like toilet paper.
You’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.
You’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Life is a lot like toilet paper.
You’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.
You’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.
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the cape stays on during the sex
November 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
the cape stays on during the sex
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Carpenters are only in it for them shelves.
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Carpenters are only in it for them shelves.
Thank you, Jim! x @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Thank you, Jim! x @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
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trying to figure out how i can cook thanksgiving dinner from my bathtub
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
trying to figure out how i can cook thanksgiving dinner from my bathtub
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When one door closes…it’s hitting me on the ass on the way out
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 AM
When one door closes…it’s hitting me on the ass on the way out
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Okay but here me out:
A nighttime library in which the only lighting comes from lanterns, an emotional support library ghost leads you to the books you are looking to find, and midnight croissants are served during every full moon.
A nighttime library in which the only lighting comes from lanterns, an emotional support library ghost leads you to the books you are looking to find, and midnight croissants are served during every full moon.
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Okay but here me out:
A nighttime library in which the only lighting comes from lanterns, an emotional support library ghost leads you to the books you are looking to find, and midnight croissants are served during every full moon.
A nighttime library in which the only lighting comes from lanterns, an emotional support library ghost leads you to the books you are looking to find, and midnight croissants are served during every full moon.
people are portals to different realities, choose wisely
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
people are portals to different realities, choose wisely