Lori
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Lori
@cornjerker78.bsky.social
· Nov 24
... and be generous with the lollipops
- me holding up a bank
- me holding up a bank
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They say 'Let sleeping dogs lie.' But I think it's best to encourage pooches to be truthful.
October 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
They say 'Let sleeping dogs lie.' But I think it's best to encourage pooches to be truthful.
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Russian agent: With which bird-watching group are you affiliated?
007: Bon. Audubon.
007: Bon. Audubon.
October 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Russian agent: With which bird-watching group are you affiliated?
007: Bon. Audubon.
007: Bon. Audubon.
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Up on the furniture, the cat walks in front of the TV screen like she's an interactive audience participant at Rocky Horror Picture Show in a movie theater at midnight.
October 31, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Up on the furniture, the cat walks in front of the TV screen like she's an interactive audience participant at Rocky Horror Picture Show in a movie theater at midnight.
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* changes the wall calendar from pumpkin to turkey *
November 1, 2025 at 1:03 PM
* changes the wall calendar from pumpkin to turkey *
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My thumb feels like I should scroll BlueSky less often and more gently.
November 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
My thumb feels like I should scroll BlueSky less often and more gently.
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I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a heated argument between warring factions.
November 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a heated argument between warring factions.
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Why say that it's Dolly Parton performing a youthful urban dance all day, when you can say that she's Twerking 9 to 5?
November 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Why say that it's Dolly Parton performing a youthful urban dance all day, when you can say that she's Twerking 9 to 5?
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So why would you say it's the start of telling some jokes about hippies rather than say this is the dawning of the age of hilarious?
November 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
So why would you say it's the start of telling some jokes about hippies rather than say this is the dawning of the age of hilarious?
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I'm so glad the commercial warned not to attempt having deer, lions, nor llamas drive a car.
November 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I'm so glad the commercial warned not to attempt having deer, lions, nor llamas drive a car.
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Absentmindedly reaches back to pet your head.
November 2, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Absentmindedly reaches back to pet your head.
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I've lived long enough to know when it's time to just let the tears fall.
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I've lived long enough to know when it's time to just let the tears fall.
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There are some things you just can't set aside.
November 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
There are some things you just can't set aside.
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Working on a way to monetize alienation.
October 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Working on a way to monetize alienation.
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When I say I'm a man of substance I mean controlled.
October 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
When I say I'm a man of substance I mean controlled.
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It's important to believe in something so I've chosen UFOs.
October 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
It's important to believe in something so I've chosen UFOs.
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I wish we could return to a simpler time before the Internet and pants.
October 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I wish we could return to a simpler time before the Internet and pants.
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People say I'm unemotional but I'm pretty sure resentment is an emotion.
October 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
People say I'm unemotional but I'm pretty sure resentment is an emotion.
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Don't make me say something I won't regret.
October 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Don't make me say something I won't regret.
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Why can't we all just get a Long Island Iced Tea?
October 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Why can't we all just get a Long Island Iced Tea?
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One day I'll learn to leave well enough alone. This isn't the day.
October 31, 2025 at 6:49 PM
One day I'll learn to leave well enough alone. This isn't the day.
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The devil plays tic tac toe with your hashtags.
November 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The devil plays tic tac toe with your hashtags.
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I live in mortal fear of mispronouncing pecan in public.
November 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I live in mortal fear of mispronouncing pecan in public.
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"Any last words?"
"SHORT-LIVED RHYMES WITH ARRIVED. AND THERE ARE TWO SYLLABLES IN ALLEGED."
"SHORT-LIVED RHYMES WITH ARRIVED. AND THERE ARE TWO SYLLABLES IN ALLEGED."
November 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
"Any last words?"
"SHORT-LIVED RHYMES WITH ARRIVED. AND THERE ARE TWO SYLLABLES IN ALLEGED."
"SHORT-LIVED RHYMES WITH ARRIVED. AND THERE ARE TWO SYLLABLES IN ALLEGED."
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I'm finding it hard to keep myself uninformed.
November 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I'm finding it hard to keep myself uninformed.
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Let's not cheapen this moment with the truth.
November 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Let's not cheapen this moment with the truth.