Lori
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Lori
@cornjerker78.bsky.social
· Nov 24
Roadkill is just a goth zoo
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When you're a person with simple tastes swallowing a bunch of lies is near impossible.
January 14, 2026 at 2:15 AM
When you're a person with simple tastes swallowing a bunch of lies is near impossible.
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Never trust a lawyer who doesn't have one of those action figures with the scales on their desk.
December 3, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Never trust a lawyer who doesn't have one of those action figures with the scales on their desk.
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I've never eaten sushi off a naked woman, but I once ate Chef Boyardee ravioli off my hairy belly.
December 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I've never eaten sushi off a naked woman, but I once ate Chef Boyardee ravioli off my hairy belly.
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Are Mr. Peanut's balls basically just his whole body?
January 9, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Are Mr. Peanut's balls basically just his whole body?
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Sets alarm. Cries myself to sleep.
January 5, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Sets alarm. Cries myself to sleep.
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Nostalgic for a time that never truly existed.
January 7, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Nostalgic for a time that never truly existed.
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Stressing over one mistake is ridiculous . . . you will probably make many more, wait and stress over all of them together.
December 31, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Stressing over one mistake is ridiculous . . . you will probably make many more, wait and stress over all of them together.
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These days the word kinky is more descriptive of my neck and back than my sexual exploits.
December 30, 2025 at 1:06 PM
These days the word kinky is more descriptive of my neck and back than my sexual exploits.
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Sometimes people don't deserve the benefit of the doubt . . . Sometimes people deserve a slap upside the head.
January 1, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Sometimes people don't deserve the benefit of the doubt . . . Sometimes people deserve a slap upside the head.
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Sometimes I take my glasses off because life looks better that way.
January 2, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Sometimes I take my glasses off because life looks better that way.
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There is something very attractive and sexy about a woman who appreciates donuts.
January 3, 2026 at 1:42 PM
There is something very attractive and sexy about a woman who appreciates donuts.
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I'm not bored I'm just busy doing nothing . . . so busy in fact that it has made me tired and I'm going to take a nap now.
January 4, 2026 at 1:12 PM
I'm not bored I'm just busy doing nothing . . . so busy in fact that it has made me tired and I'm going to take a nap now.
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Social media has taught me, that if you have nothing important to say, you should say it on social media.
January 5, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Social media has taught me, that if you have nothing important to say, you should say it on social media.
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Where did you get that avi taken? The dmv?
October 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Where did you get that avi taken? The dmv?
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Tbh I don't think I was ever emotionally equipped to handle the Hall & Oates break up.
October 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Tbh I don't think I was ever emotionally equipped to handle the Hall & Oates break up.
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There have been studies done about how many times I've told people there have been studies done about shit that I don't know what I'm talking about.
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 AM
There have been studies done about how many times I've told people there have been studies done about shit that I don't know what I'm talking about.
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Any suggestions for my personalized license plate? I was thinking LKMY JNK
November 30, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Any suggestions for my personalized license plate? I was thinking LKMY JNK
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*after sex
will this impact my uber rating?
will this impact my uber rating?
December 11, 2025 at 12:51 PM
*after sex
will this impact my uber rating?
will this impact my uber rating?
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I feel like no one gets their jollies anymore and that's just sad this time of year.
December 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I feel like no one gets their jollies anymore and that's just sad this time of year.
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That's me. Standing by the canned fish.
hmu
hmu
December 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
That's me. Standing by the canned fish.
hmu
hmu
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Someone must've told Trump "if we run out of oil, McDonald's won't be able to prepare your favorite foods"
January 4, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Someone must've told Trump "if we run out of oil, McDonald's won't be able to prepare your favorite foods"
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me: please don’t judge me
four horsemen: *shrugging* it’s what we do
me: *laying naked in a tubful of hot dog water* oh well
four horsemen: *shrugging* it’s what we do
me: *laying naked in a tubful of hot dog water* oh well
December 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
me: please don’t judge me
four horsemen: *shrugging* it’s what we do
me: *laying naked in a tubful of hot dog water* oh well
four horsemen: *shrugging* it’s what we do
me: *laying naked in a tubful of hot dog water* oh well
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I often wonder if Balzac would’ve had quite such a misplaced sense of arrogance and his own self-worth had he known that his name basically translates as ‘testicle receptacle’.
December 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I often wonder if Balzac would’ve had quite such a misplaced sense of arrogance and his own self-worth had he known that his name basically translates as ‘testicle receptacle’.
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9: Where's mom?
me: out the back
9: in Australia?
me: no silly, she’s out THE back, not in the Outback!
9: what's she doing?
me: playing with her didgeridoo, I think
me: out the back
9: in Australia?
me: no silly, she’s out THE back, not in the Outback!
9: what's she doing?
me: playing with her didgeridoo, I think
December 31, 2025 at 2:15 PM
9: Where's mom?
me: out the back
9: in Australia?
me: no silly, she’s out THE back, not in the Outback!
9: what's she doing?
me: playing with her didgeridoo, I think
me: out the back
9: in Australia?
me: no silly, she’s out THE back, not in the Outback!
9: what's she doing?
me: playing with her didgeridoo, I think
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Mad Me: I’m not playing these fucking games with you anymore
Life: 🤪
Life: 🤪
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Mad Me: I’m not playing these fucking games with you anymore
Life: 🤪
Life: 🤪