Lori
@cornjerker78.bsky.social
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Lori
@cornjerker78.bsky.social
· Dec 29
“Can you cook?”
Me *scoffs*
Do Cup Noodles have a fill line?
Me *scoffs*
Do Cup Noodles have a fill line?
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AI is a disease that we all have to live with until we find a cure (EMP).
November 20, 2025 at 11:23 AM
AI is a disease that we all have to live with until we find a cure (EMP).
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Pre workout drink? You mean heart attack juice?
November 21, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Pre workout drink? You mean heart attack juice?
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My daughter (10) got her tonsils out today. When she woke up after surgery, she held up her stuffy, locked eyes with it and whispered, "What did you witness!?"
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
My daughter (10) got her tonsils out today. When she woke up after surgery, she held up her stuffy, locked eyes with it and whispered, "What did you witness!?"
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I've been married long enough to know that healthy communication is only for divorced people.
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I've been married long enough to know that healthy communication is only for divorced people.
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I am a dripping faucet and you are my thimble.
November 25, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I am a dripping faucet and you are my thimble.
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If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. *gets a lobotomy*
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. *gets a lobotomy*
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Pretty sure something died inside the house and I can't find it.
Have a great weekend everybody.
Have a great weekend everybody.
November 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Pretty sure something died inside the house and I can't find it.
Have a great weekend everybody.
Have a great weekend everybody.
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Actor: To be or not to be..
Theater ghost: (whispering in a weird voice).. or a secret more mysterious third thiiiiiiing...
Theater ghost: (whispering in a weird voice).. or a secret more mysterious third thiiiiiiing...
November 22, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Actor: To be or not to be..
Theater ghost: (whispering in a weird voice).. or a secret more mysterious third thiiiiiiing...
Theater ghost: (whispering in a weird voice).. or a secret more mysterious third thiiiiiiing...
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The power went out and I'm trying to heat up a can of Spaghetti O's with my phone's flashlight.
October 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The power went out and I'm trying to heat up a can of Spaghetti O's with my phone's flashlight.
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Unlike the competitors, our holiday puppy chow is made with real Purina brand Puppy Chow because we care.
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Unlike the competitors, our holiday puppy chow is made with real Purina brand Puppy Chow because we care.
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I get it, McDonald's app. It takes me two tries to get up and going too.
November 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I get it, McDonald's app. It takes me two tries to get up and going too.
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Your family sent me here to do a welfare check on you. They say your employer is playing Christmas music non-stop.
November 21, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Your family sent me here to do a welfare check on you. They say your employer is playing Christmas music non-stop.
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Sometimes you just have to say fuck it, and do what what makes you smile.
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Sometimes you just have to say fuck it, and do what what makes you smile.
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November 11, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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but I hope you have someone that kisses you goodnight
if not..know that I am love
moon
if not..know that I am love
moon
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
but I hope you have someone that kisses you goodnight
if not..know that I am love
moon
if not..know that I am love
moon
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“fuck it like it owes you money”
Monday
Monday
November 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
“fuck it like it owes you money”
Monday
Monday
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You hate me and I’m just here
November 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
You hate me and I’m just here
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There is a ferocity in loving
By ones never loved
That knows no boundaries
No black No white No grey
Not everyone can handle such a love
By ones never loved
That knows no boundaries
No black No white No grey
Not everyone can handle such a love
November 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
There is a ferocity in loving
By ones never loved
That knows no boundaries
No black No white No grey
Not everyone can handle such a love
By ones never loved
That knows no boundaries
No black No white No grey
Not everyone can handle such a love
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November 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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If I've got to eat and train like an athlete then I pick sumo wrestler.
November 21, 2025 at 12:41 PM
If I've got to eat and train like an athlete then I pick sumo wrestler.
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You can’t arrest me, I turn myself in.
November 21, 2025 at 3:43 PM
You can’t arrest me, I turn myself in.
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Sometimes I think about Dom DeLuise and everything's okay again for a little while
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Sometimes I think about Dom DeLuise and everything's okay again for a little while
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everything is a weapon if you have siblings enough
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
everything is a weapon if you have siblings enough
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everything is a crisis if you think about it in the shower enough
November 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
everything is a crisis if you think about it in the shower enough
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it’s battery charged boogie woogie, woogie
November 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
it’s battery charged boogie woogie, woogie