Turk-E
@officelinebacker.bsky.social
Accountant brain in a bouncer body. Dog lover, Eagles fan, wanna be amateur photographer, social cactus.
Behold! My stuff:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahopyp25dhw
Behold! My stuff:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahopyp25dhw
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Turk-E
@officelinebacker.bsky.social
· Feb 20
As an elder Gen X’er, I will call you “dude” regardless of gender or age and you will like it.
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therapist: pick your battles
me: okay helm’s deep
me: okay helm’s deep
November 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
therapist: pick your battles
me: okay helm’s deep
me: okay helm’s deep
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i am a swamp ass sufferer i fear
November 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
i am a swamp ass sufferer i fear
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I thought of a funny post but I forgot it can you guys just trust me that it was probably a banger?
November 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I thought of a funny post but I forgot it can you guys just trust me that it was probably a banger?
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I'm pretty sure Frosty the Snowman is probably a Milwaukee's Best 20 pack a day beer drinker.
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I'm pretty sure Frosty the Snowman is probably a Milwaukee's Best 20 pack a day beer drinker.
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Remember the late 70s when you could just go around saying “you’re a pepper, he’s a pepper, she’s a pepper” to random people on the street and nobody got offended because no woke
November 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Remember the late 70s when you could just go around saying “you’re a pepper, he’s a pepper, she’s a pepper” to random people on the street and nobody got offended because no woke
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Goofy dancing in the kitchen is where it's at.
November 22, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Goofy dancing in the kitchen is where it's at.
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if i was a squirrel my catchphrase would be “pack up your nuts, boys, and get back in the trees cuz mama’s here now”
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
if i was a squirrel my catchphrase would be “pack up your nuts, boys, and get back in the trees cuz mama’s here now”
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Good Saturday morning
Wishing you a peaceful and pleasant day...
Wishing you a peaceful and pleasant day...
November 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Good Saturday morning
Wishing you a peaceful and pleasant day...
Wishing you a peaceful and pleasant day...
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A skeet only genx will understand
November 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
A skeet only genx will understand
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Asking the server at the Chinese restaurant to bring forth the cookies that speak the future.
November 22, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Asking the server at the Chinese restaurant to bring forth the cookies that speak the future.
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I like cheese.
This should get 2000 likes.
This should get 2000 likes.
November 22, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I like cheese.
This should get 2000 likes.
This should get 2000 likes.
Dick so big Subway named a foot long sandwich after it
November 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Dick so big Subway named a foot long sandwich after it
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Notifications so dry they need a little gravy
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Notifications so dry they need a little gravy
Hearing aides died and the tinnitus is awful tonight. Name some music I can blast into the void between my ears to drown it out please?
November 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Hearing aides died and the tinnitus is awful tonight. Name some music I can blast into the void between my ears to drown it out please?
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*running into someone i haven’t seen in forever* omg, i think about your dog all the time
November 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
*running into someone i haven’t seen in forever* omg, i think about your dog all the time
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“Bird flu”
Well yeah, that’s how they get around ffs.
Well yeah, that’s how they get around ffs.
November 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
“Bird flu”
Well yeah, that’s how they get around ffs.
Well yeah, that’s how they get around ffs.
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Sometimes you just have to say fuck it, and do what what makes you smile.
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Sometimes you just have to say fuck it, and do what what makes you smile.
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“Agree to disagree“ is the most PC way to call someone a dumb son of a bitch.
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
“Agree to disagree“ is the most PC way to call someone a dumb son of a bitch.
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Dick so big it needs its own seat on a plane
Dick so big, I have to license it as a firearm
my dick is so stressed I have to take it on long walks in nature to prevent emotional drain
November 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Dick so big it needs its own seat on a plane
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Abominations need love, too
~ me flirting
~ me flirting
November 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Abominations need love, too
~ me flirting
~ me flirting
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flapjacks sounds like a perverse aerobic activity for two or more
November 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
flapjacks sounds like a perverse aerobic activity for two or more
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My father in law hates when I shorten his name to Dick
Especially since his name is Harold.
Especially since his name is Harold.
November 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
My father in law hates when I shorten his name to Dick
Especially since his name is Harold.
Especially since his name is Harold.
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Christmas sweater sorted this year. Thanks Google ad slop!
November 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Christmas sweater sorted this year. Thanks Google ad slop!