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Accountant brain in a bouncer body. Dog lover, Eagles fan, wanna be amateur photographer, social cactus.
Behold! My stuff:
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As an elder Gen X’er, I will call you “dude” regardless of gender or age and you will like it.
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guillermo del toro’s pippy longstocking
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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narrator: 50 years ago...

me: [nods] in 1945

narrator: in 1975...

me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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I’m tired AGAIN? I was just tired every day before this
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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"normalize naps at work"
November 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Unpopular opinion: mine
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Strangeness is afoot. Weird shit is doing wonky stuff all willy nilly like
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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[waking up]: oh, fucking hell
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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I love gravy.
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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i’m from a swing district and that means we sleep with all of our neighbors
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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They should be paying people to become nurses, not the other way around.
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Me dressed up for my next flight
November 25, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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People don’t avoid shaking hands like they used to.
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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You could have just said sofa bed.
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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Pro-tip: you don't have to brush your teeth if you put a little bit of toothpaste on all of your food
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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God rest ye merry gentlemen
Let nothing you dismay
For some songs like old Yoda talk
About that Christmas Day
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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there have been hitches in my plan to make them rue the day
November 25, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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Whatever fucking fills the void.
Whatever, fucking fills the void.
November 25, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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Yeah, I am thankful this time of year. Thankful for that ass.
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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I may not be fluent, but I can be silent in many languages.
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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I wish Fonzie could just hit the U.S. and it would start working properly again.
November 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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"You'll be visited by three spirits."
November 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Wondering how I gained 2lbs.....

Remembering that I ate brisket mac n cheese yesterday.

Oh.
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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I’ve begun thawing my personality today so that I’ll be socially warm on Thursday.
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Try or try not, there is no do.
November 24, 2025 at 7:31 AM