A Random Brandon
@brandomonium.bsky.social
That one dude that says things and stuff
My shtuff https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f3isqq37mblskjkdl5csji66/feed/aaab5hro4xqjs
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People always talk about beast mode, but beast median is generally more useful
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This ghoul gotta go.
January 8, 2026 at 5:37 PM
This ghoul gotta go.
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me after one sip of macdonalds sprite
December 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
me after one sip of macdonalds sprite
Eat a pound of asparagus before bed to give yourself a fun surprise when you get up to pee in the middle of the night
December 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Eat a pound of asparagus before bed to give yourself a fun surprise when you get up to pee in the middle of the night
I have decided to part ways with my band that does death metal covers of Anne Murray songs. I wish Shadows in the Moonlight all the best in their future endeavors
December 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I have decided to part ways with my band that does death metal covers of Anne Murray songs. I wish Shadows in the Moonlight all the best in their future endeavors
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i'm great at distracting people from obsessing about their problems by giving them new obscure things to worry about instead, and if you don't like that idea I also offer doing exactly that but 10x faster
December 17, 2025 at 2:36 PM
i'm great at distracting people from obsessing about their problems by giving them new obscure things to worry about instead, and if you don't like that idea I also offer doing exactly that but 10x faster
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But remember that the magical truth about Christmas gift shopping is
December 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
But remember that the magical truth about Christmas gift shopping is
I’m tired AGAIN? I was just tired every day before this
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I’m tired AGAIN? I was just tired every day before this
No it starts with COM. Open the schools!
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
No it starts with COM. Open the schools!
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today is my bsky anniversary so I just want to say: I will never stop terrorizing you. you will not win.
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
today is my bsky anniversary so I just want to say: I will never stop terrorizing you. you will not win.
Clicking to find out which one got a gun
November 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Clicking to find out which one got a gun
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Being an adult rules you can do whatever you want. I like to sit down on my chair and complain nonstop about literally every single thing in the god damn world
November 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Being an adult rules you can do whatever you want. I like to sit down on my chair and complain nonstop about literally every single thing in the god damn world
I’m spending November holding back the forces of Christmas with the Holy Talisman
November 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I’m spending November holding back the forces of Christmas with the Holy Talisman
you got any games on your phone
October 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
you got any games on your phone
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sometimes you gotta say unhinged shit and move on
October 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
sometimes you gotta say unhinged shit and move on
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gave myself a little treat this morning
October 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
gave myself a little treat this morning
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it's okay to have fun during spooky month even if you're having a whole spooky life
October 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
it's okay to have fun during spooky month even if you're having a whole spooky life
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The opposite of cellar door is creamy coleslaw
September 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The opposite of cellar door is creamy coleslaw
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The president of america isn’t “dumb” he just doesn’t say words right or understand any of them
September 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
The president of america isn’t “dumb” he just doesn’t say words right or understand any of them
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Your Doordash driver (Tim) is on his way with your pizza and one of those big skeletons from Home Depot
September 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Your Doordash driver (Tim) is on his way with your pizza and one of those big skeletons from Home Depot
Sorry I’m late, boss. I had to give my cat uppies
September 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Sorry I’m late, boss. I had to give my cat uppies
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Schools: don't use AI
Jobs: use chatgpt or we'll kill your dog *cocks gun*
Jobs: use chatgpt or we'll kill your dog *cocks gun*
September 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Schools: don't use AI
Jobs: use chatgpt or we'll kill your dog *cocks gun*
Jobs: use chatgpt or we'll kill your dog *cocks gun*
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a Comedy Central Roast of me but like everyone is actually really nice and tells me I'm pretty and I just sit there like
September 4, 2025 at 3:46 AM
a Comedy Central Roast of me but like everyone is actually really nice and tells me I'm pretty and I just sit there like
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As a former jnco jean goth/alt loser, I hate seeing normal people wearing wide leg pants now... feels like stolen valor
September 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
As a former jnco jean goth/alt loser, I hate seeing normal people wearing wide leg pants now... feels like stolen valor