Karl just scared a squirrel outside and caused him to drop an entire biscuit that he prob carried in his tiny hands all the way over here from kfc
February 19, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Karl just scared a squirrel outside and caused him to drop an entire biscuit that he prob carried in his tiny hands all the way over here from kfc
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I’m not an immigrant but I AM destroying the country 💅🏽
January 28, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I’m not an immigrant but I AM destroying the country 💅🏽
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In my day there was only 2 kinds of weed, gasoline lawnmower and carpet fibers from the Playboy mansion, and it all worked on an elaborate lottery system
February 7, 2026 at 11:59 PM
In my day there was only 2 kinds of weed, gasoline lawnmower and carpet fibers from the Playboy mansion, and it all worked on an elaborate lottery system
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if they did January 6 today, it'd be called "January 6-7." Thank you for reading. RIP Ashley Babbert
January 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
if they did January 6 today, it'd be called "January 6-7." Thank you for reading. RIP Ashley Babbert
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I want soup made by a family member
November 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I want soup made by a family member
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(comforting a kid at their dad's funeral) you know, your daddy always told me he wished he was dead (kid starts crying) he's uhh he's not though. he's fine. i saw him at the gas station. mommy told a lie
October 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
(comforting a kid at their dad's funeral) you know, your daddy always told me he wished he was dead (kid starts crying) he's uhh he's not though. he's fine. i saw him at the gas station. mommy told a lie
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The Simpsons predicted my skin turning yellow from liver disease
October 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The Simpsons predicted my skin turning yellow from liver disease
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please don’t speak to me in the hall I am purposefully disassociating
November 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
please don’t speak to me in the hall I am purposefully disassociating
Sorry i spoke to you in the hall when you were purposefully dissociating
November 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Sorry i spoke to you in the hall when you were purposefully dissociating
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I found my @ggallin.bsky.social hat!
November 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I found my @ggallin.bsky.social hat!
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Korn had two types of songs and they’re either called Stinky Party or Got Molested
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Korn had two types of songs and they’re either called Stinky Party or Got Molested
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Chalices and goblets are the exact same bullshit to me
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Chalices and goblets are the exact same bullshit to me
Put this on my grave
I’ll never stop i love myself too much
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Put this on my grave
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jokes on you - i was already gonna push a rock up a hill forever
March 17, 2025 at 5:47 AM
jokes on you - i was already gonna push a rock up a hill forever
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Being an adult rules you can do whatever you want. I like to sit down on my chair and complain nonstop about literally every single thing in the god damn world
November 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Being an adult rules you can do whatever you want. I like to sit down on my chair and complain nonstop about literally every single thing in the god damn world
Being an adult rules you can do whatever you want. I like to sit down on my chair and complain nonstop about literally every single thing in the god damn world
November 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Being an adult rules you can do whatever you want. I like to sit down on my chair and complain nonstop about literally every single thing in the god damn world
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a car so smart it’s sad
November 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
a car so smart it’s sad
My knowledge base is so exhaustive it doesn’t even register on the rodeo scale ✌️
November 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
My knowledge base is so exhaustive it doesn’t even register on the rodeo scale ✌️
