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Korn had two types of songs and they’re either called Stinky Party or Got Molested
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Korn had two types of songs and they’re either called Stinky Party or Got Molested
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Chalices and goblets are the exact same bullshit to me
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Chalices and goblets are the exact same bullshit to me
Put this on my grave
I’ll never stop i love myself too much
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Put this on my grave
Just found out by way of photograph that I look terrible in a beanie. Apologies to anyone who’s ever seen me in one, i didn’t know
November 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Just found out by way of photograph that I look terrible in a beanie. Apologies to anyone who’s ever seen me in one, i didn’t know
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jokes on you - i was already gonna push a rock up a hill forever
March 17, 2025 at 5:47 AM
jokes on you - i was already gonna push a rock up a hill forever
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Being an adult rules you can do whatever you want. I like to sit down on my chair and complain nonstop about literally every single thing in the god damn world
November 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Being an adult rules you can do whatever you want. I like to sit down on my chair and complain nonstop about literally every single thing in the god damn world
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Careful please, that’s a load-bearing delusion
March 27, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Careful please, that’s a load-bearing delusion
Being an adult rules you can do whatever you want. I like to sit down on my chair and complain nonstop about literally every single thing in the god damn world
November 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Being an adult rules you can do whatever you want. I like to sit down on my chair and complain nonstop about literally every single thing in the god damn world
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a car so smart it’s sad
November 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
a car so smart it’s sad
My knowledge base is so exhaustive it doesn’t even register on the rodeo scale ✌️
November 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
My knowledge base is so exhaustive it doesn’t even register on the rodeo scale ✌️
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Levels of “I ain’t readin’ all that”: off the charts
October 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Levels of “I ain’t readin’ all that”: off the charts
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I’m ODing on the experience of being human and alive
October 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I’m ODing on the experience of being human and alive
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If you are a billionaire governor I don’t think posting ”damn that’s crazy” counts as doing everything in your power
In Illinois, we will do everything within our power to look out for our neighbors, uphold the Constitution, and defend the rule of law.
October 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
If you are a billionaire governor I don’t think posting ”damn that’s crazy” counts as doing everything in your power
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The personal computer was mistake. Computers should be huge and scary
October 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The personal computer was mistake. Computers should be huge and scary
Mentally i’m Jared leto and I’ve been doing a silent meditation in the desert from which I’ve just now returned and heard about Alien hand syndrome
October 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Mentally i’m Jared leto and I’ve been doing a silent meditation in the desert from which I’ve just now returned and heard about Alien hand syndrome
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if I ever meet Paul McCartney I’m gonna call him big dawg
October 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
if I ever meet Paul McCartney I’m gonna call him big dawg
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shut the government down who give a fuck
September 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
shut the government down who give a fuck
I designed the tuffest Fugazi poster ever just bc it needed to exist. email neonyellowfangs at gmail for a free pdf
September 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I designed the tuffest Fugazi poster ever just bc it needed to exist. email neonyellowfangs at gmail for a free pdf
In the last two weeks i’ve fallen down a flight of stairs and stabbed myself, what are you doing to prepare for battle?
September 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
In the last two weeks i’ve fallen down a flight of stairs and stabbed myself, what are you doing to prepare for battle?
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Eating chips at the art museum and saying Rembrandt 'isnt that good' but having to repeat it a few times because my mouth is so full
September 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Eating chips at the art museum and saying Rembrandt 'isnt that good' but having to repeat it a few times because my mouth is so full
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Sick of everything sucking shit, or at least so many things, if not all
September 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Sick of everything sucking shit, or at least so many things, if not all
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Normalize turning into a bird and flying off into the sky
September 30, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Normalize turning into a bird and flying off into the sky
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Generals I have gathered you here today to make sure the military isn't doing anything gay or black
September 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Generals I have gathered you here today to make sure the military isn't doing anything gay or black