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· Dec 14
Philip K Dick movies all have names like CORTICAL IMPASSE and are based on short stories called like "Let's See What's Going On Down at the Brain Factory"
Hot Singers In Your Aria
February 12, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Hot Singers In Your Aria
The Canon Scoopic is a legendary workhorse of a 16mm camera, but it suffered from the tragic design flaw of having its film magazine look like a big droopy ballsack
February 11, 2026 at 9:18 PM
The Canon Scoopic is a legendary workhorse of a 16mm camera, but it suffered from the tragic design flaw of having its film magazine look like a big droopy ballsack
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(talking loudly in the ear of the hot girl at the club) YOU SEE THOSE DRINK RAILS AND HOW SMALL THE OPENING IS? THATS CALLED A BUTT FUNNEL. A BUTT FUNNEL. JON TAFFER FROM BAR RESCUE INVENTED IT. DO YOU WANT TO KISS
January 20, 2025 at 4:24 AM
(talking loudly in the ear of the hot girl at the club) YOU SEE THOSE DRINK RAILS AND HOW SMALL THE OPENING IS? THATS CALLED A BUTT FUNNEL. A BUTT FUNNEL. JON TAFFER FROM BAR RESCUE INVENTED IT. DO YOU WANT TO KISS
Apparently I'm the highest ranking Street Fighter II player in the world? But it's just a game to me..
February 11, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Apparently I'm the highest ranking Street Fighter II player in the world? But it's just a game to me..
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David Lynch: You're not just trying to get on the show are you
Frank Silva: (creeping around set on all fours like a little demon) No sir
Frank Silva: (creeping around set on all fours like a little demon) No sir
May 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
David Lynch: You're not just trying to get on the show are you
Frank Silva: (creeping around set on all fours like a little demon) No sir
Frank Silva: (creeping around set on all fours like a little demon) No sir
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Semper Gumby is an unofficial motto in the military meaning "Always Be Gumby"
February 10, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Semper Gumby is an unofficial motto in the military meaning "Always Be Gumby"
It would suck to play in the Super Bowl. I don't give a shit about football. No wonder these guys get paid so much
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM
It would suck to play in the Super Bowl. I don't give a shit about football. No wonder these guys get paid so much
I'm worried that these ads for sports betting might potentially be triggering for my friend Marge S., who has a gambling problem
February 9, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I'm worried that these ads for sports betting might potentially be triggering for my friend Marge S., who has a gambling problem
Found maybe the worst named clothing line
February 9, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Found maybe the worst named clothing line
The real winner of Super Bowl Sunday is me, for I am listening to King Crimson loudly in my apartment
February 8, 2026 at 11:45 PM
The real winner of Super Bowl Sunday is me, for I am listening to King Crimson loudly in my apartment
They should put the two halftime shows together and make one big Time Show
February 8, 2026 at 9:13 PM
They should put the two halftime shows together and make one big Time Show
You KNOW this is gonna be mfw tomorrow!
February 8, 2026 at 4:08 AM
You KNOW this is gonna be mfw tomorrow!
It brings me no pleasure to inform you that the album "Islands" by King Crimson is still exceptionally boring, to me
February 7, 2026 at 7:33 PM
It brings me no pleasure to inform you that the album "Islands" by King Crimson is still exceptionally boring, to me
I'm decked out in jewels and gems
February 6, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I'm decked out in jewels and gems
I had a great idea earlier for a horror movie called FRIGHT TRAIN and it would be about a really scary train
February 6, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I had a great idea earlier for a horror movie called FRIGHT TRAIN and it would be about a really scary train
Austin Powers thought this movie was just about a very good machine
February 6, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Austin Powers thought this movie was just about a very good machine
British people are smashing
February 6, 2026 at 1:18 AM
British people are smashing
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Guys you gotta take reindeer organs
February 5, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Guys you gotta take reindeer organs
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I'm glad I found an old screenshot I took of this top ten all time tweet
January 31, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I'm glad I found an old screenshot I took of this top ten all time tweet
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Frantically texting Woody Allen "Louis Ck now accused"
(Epstein paces his apartment for almost ten minutes waiting for a response. None comes. He reaches out again)
His pnis?\
(Epstein paces his apartment for almost ten minutes waiting for a response. None comes. He reaches out again)
His pnis?\
February 1, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Frantically texting Woody Allen "Louis Ck now accused"
(Epstein paces his apartment for almost ten minutes waiting for a response. None comes. He reaches out again)
His pnis?\
(Epstein paces his apartment for almost ten minutes waiting for a response. None comes. He reaches out again)
His pnis?\
The president is a WHAT-ophile???
February 1, 2026 at 1:08 AM
The president is a WHAT-ophile???
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Movie lovers have just one question: What's going on? Who is that again?
January 31, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Movie lovers have just one question: What's going on? Who is that again?
I stopped making pennies this year
January 31, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I stopped making pennies this year
Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol commander in large and will soon have his bones slow cooked to make a hearty broth
January 27, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol commander in large and will soon have his bones slow cooked to make a hearty broth
After giving myself some time to process my emotions, I have determined that the most logical move going forward would be to completely dismantle ICE and reassign every agent to a prison cell where their organs will be harvested as necessary. Thank you
January 26, 2026 at 8:20 PM
After giving myself some time to process my emotions, I have determined that the most logical move going forward would be to completely dismantle ICE and reassign every agent to a prison cell where their organs will be harvested as necessary. Thank you