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· Nov 7
*playing a California Raisins record for a friend* Pretty good right? These are raisins playing all the instruments
Escape from Santa's Tomb
December 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Escape from Santa's Tomb
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Georgia Tech QB Haynes King handshakes the Pop-tarts after the coin toss
December 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Georgia Tech QB Haynes King handshakes the Pop-tarts after the coin toss
Something is giving stuff
December 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Something is giving stuff
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2026 PIN number sounding ass year. That's my freaking PIN number
December 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
2026 PIN number sounding ass year. That's my freaking PIN number
Norman Bates probably would've gotten away with it if he only hadn't murdered all those people
December 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Norman Bates probably would've gotten away with it if he only hadn't murdered all those people
Sound on for this clip from Hallmark Channel's CHRISTMAS AT GRACELAND (2018)
December 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Sound on for this clip from Hallmark Channel's CHRISTMAS AT GRACELAND (2018)
I'm dreaming of a with christmas
December 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I'm dreaming of a with christmas
I'm laughing my ass about this
December 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I'm laughing my ass about this
Caves and coves are a whole lotta the same bullshit to me
December 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Caves and coves are a whole lotta the same bullshit to me
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"All I said, Niles, was that it sounded like the poor fellow could use a night away from life's troubles, how was I to know that the circus WAS life's troubles for him?"
"Perhaps his tiny car would have provided some indication? Or did he instead come to your session by unicycle?"
"Oh ha HA."
"Perhaps his tiny car would have provided some indication? Or did he instead come to your session by unicycle?"
"Oh ha HA."
December 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
"All I said, Niles, was that it sounded like the poor fellow could use a night away from life's troubles, how was I to know that the circus WAS life's troubles for him?"
"Perhaps his tiny car would have provided some indication? Or did he instead come to your session by unicycle?"
"Oh ha HA."
"Perhaps his tiny car would have provided some indication? Or did he instead come to your session by unicycle?"
"Oh ha HA."
This has been a bruling winter
December 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
This has been a bruling winter
Stuff contains multitudes
December 22, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Stuff contains multitudes
In a surprising turn of events, my band Glurge will be playing at the Palo Verde Lounge in Tempe, Arizona, on 12/27. If you're in the Phoenix area come say "Hello!"
December 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
In a surprising turn of events, my band Glurge will be playing at the Palo Verde Lounge in Tempe, Arizona, on 12/27. If you're in the Phoenix area come say "Hello!"
Hello Twin Cities you can come look at my rock band Glurge tonight at Zhora Darling. Also: thank you
If any of you live in Minneapolis you can see my rock band "Glurge" in a few weeks. Even in you live in Richfield or something too
December 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Hello Twin Cities you can come look at my rock band Glurge tonight at Zhora Darling. Also: thank you
I'm in a reverse Clark Kent situation where I don't recognize anyone if I'm not wearing glasses
December 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I'm in a reverse Clark Kent situation where I don't recognize anyone if I'm not wearing glasses
Breaking Jake Paul's jaw is the only sensible reaction to seeing his shitty beard
December 20, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Breaking Jake Paul's jaw is the only sensible reaction to seeing his shitty beard
They should take all those little black bits out of the Epstein files so you can see what's under there
December 20, 2025 at 4:16 AM
They should take all those little black bits out of the Epstein files so you can see what's under there
Heard on a music history podcast that something tragic happened to Metallica's torbus. But what on earth is a torbus...
December 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Heard on a music history podcast that something tragic happened to Metallica's torbus. But what on earth is a torbus...
Skulking around the music festival during Morrissey's set selling hamburgers out of a trenchcoat
December 19, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Skulking around the music festival during Morrissey's set selling hamburgers out of a trenchcoat
All the world's a globe, and all the men and women merely people
December 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
All the world's a globe, and all the men and women merely people
The murder weapon was a portable toilet. This looks to be an open and shit case
December 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The murder weapon was a portable toilet. This looks to be an open and shit case
Elon Musk may struggle to express himself verbally, but through the written word he's able to fully convey that he's a brainless dipshit
December 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Elon Musk may struggle to express himself verbally, but through the written word he's able to fully convey that he's a brainless dipshit
My doctor said I tested positive for Dutch elm disease
December 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
My doctor said I tested positive for Dutch elm disease
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I asked chat gpt to make some shitty looking crap that sucks
October 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I asked chat gpt to make some shitty looking crap that sucks
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Eric Adams, endorsing Cuomo: "This was a bruling, bruling time." (??)
October 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Eric Adams, endorsing Cuomo: "This was a bruling, bruling time." (??)