nicky martin
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Circle K has really good coffee. They have a big fancy $10,000 machine that makes every cup fresh. It’s only $2. Can’t recommend it enough!
September 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Circle K has really good coffee. They have a big fancy $10,000 machine that makes every cup fresh. It’s only $2. Can’t recommend it enough!
Make sure to pay your rent today! Landlords do not honor Labor Day because they have never known labor.
September 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Make sure to pay your rent today! Landlords do not honor Labor Day because they have never known labor.
Pounding seven carbonated waters counteracts pounding seven Craft Beers. It’s simple chemistry math.
August 30, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Pounding seven carbonated waters counteracts pounding seven Craft Beers. It’s simple chemistry math.
I wear tiny, individual shoes for each toe.
August 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I wear tiny, individual shoes for each toe.
Like this post if you Agree! Argue with me in the comments if you don’t agree.
August 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Like this post if you Agree! Argue with me in the comments if you don’t agree.
I get increasingly furious as I enter Chicago until I reach The Bean and experience a feeling of total calm.
August 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I get increasingly furious as I enter Chicago until I reach The Bean and experience a feeling of total calm.
Combo Pool is an immensely fun browser game. If addictinggames(.)com still existed, this would be the most addicting one. nusan.itch.io/combo-pool
Combo Pool by NuSan
A game about colliding and merging balls
nusan.itch.io
August 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Combo Pool is an immensely fun browser game. If addictinggames(.)com still existed, this would be the most addicting one. nusan.itch.io/combo-pool
Bradley Bourbonais is a cool name for a guy.
August 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Bradley Bourbonais is a cool name for a guy.
That was not on my bingo card! Because my bingo card just had numbers on it. This event would be unlikely to appear on any bingo cards, actually.
August 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
That was not on my bingo card! Because my bingo card just had numbers on it. This event would be unlikely to appear on any bingo cards, actually.
August 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Let’s get the Barefoot Contessa some damn shoes so she can finally follow health code regulation.
August 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Let’s get the Barefoot Contessa some damn shoes so she can finally follow health code regulation.
It’s legal to call 9-1-1 and ask today’s date but they prefer you don’t do that and some responders will even patientily help you find the calendar app on your phone.
May 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
It’s legal to call 9-1-1 and ask today’s date but they prefer you don’t do that and some responders will even patientily help you find the calendar app on your phone.
Free Idea for People Named Claire: start a podcast called Claireifications
May 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Free Idea for People Named Claire: start a podcast called Claireifications
It’s like Pascal’s wager, the positives outweigh the negatives.
May 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
It’s like Pascal’s wager, the positives outweigh the negatives.
They should make shorts that feel like pants when you wear them.
May 25, 2025 at 6:38 AM
They should make shorts that feel like pants when you wear them.
Retweet this post if you like to have fun on the computer!
May 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Retweet this post if you like to have fun on the computer!
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May 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
When I’m late: “I have time blindness. I’m literally blind to time.”
When I’m not-yet late but soon-to-be late: “I got plenty of time. I’m time fine.”
When I’m not-yet late but soon-to-be late: “I got plenty of time. I’m time fine.”
April 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
When I’m late: “I have time blindness. I’m literally blind to time.”
When I’m not-yet late but soon-to-be late: “I got plenty of time. I’m time fine.”
When I’m not-yet late but soon-to-be late: “I got plenty of time. I’m time fine.”
Stop eating the wrong oils and eat crude oil instead. Become a car.
March 29, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Stop eating the wrong oils and eat crude oil instead. Become a car.
Everybody loves to read articles that have so many autoplay videos that it makes your phone hot.
March 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Everybody loves to read articles that have so many autoplay videos that it makes your phone hot.
Triple should be spelled ‘Trippple’
March 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Triple should be spelled ‘Trippple’
Lady came in and bought Jonathan Franzen’s The Corrections. “I’m excited to start reading again,” she said. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that The Corrections isn’t a book for reading, but for giving away.
March 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Lady came in and bought Jonathan Franzen’s The Corrections. “I’m excited to start reading again,” she said. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that The Corrections isn’t a book for reading, but for giving away.
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If you have a library card, in the U.S. and possibly elsewhere, you can read millions of books for free through the Libby app.
March 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
If you have a library card, in the U.S. and possibly elsewhere, you can read millions of books for free through the Libby app.
The only people who agreed to my pact was Arizona.
I don’t want to spring forward. Let’s all make a pact to skip springing forward this year.
March 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
The only people who agreed to my pact was Arizona.