sappho marx
@impormable.bsky.social
pinball princess of the trans fernando valley
there is no courthouse here and no window. no bricks are thrown.
there is no courthouse here and no window. no bricks are thrown.
it's fuckin brutal what happens to omar's boyfriend but at least he got in a round on whirlwind before he died. like when apollo creed got to hear a new james brown song before he died
December 27, 2025 at 6:57 AM
it's fuckin brutal what happens to omar's boyfriend but at least he got in a round on whirlwind before he died. like when apollo creed got to hear a new james brown song before he died
you know what they say about xkcd - an unfunny, condescending squirrel will sometimes find a nut
December 27, 2025 at 5:03 AM
you know what they say about xkcd - an unfunny, condescending squirrel will sometimes find a nut
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![Comic. [Banner: Mathematical Society: 2025 Meeting.] PERSON 1 with bun: Any other new developments from the year to cover before we wrap? PERSON 2: Oh, the teens picked a new funny number. PERSON 3 with short hair: Aww, I’m glad to hear they’re still doing that. PERSON 4 with ponytail: I’ll add it to the list. [List: 23 (skidoo!; 42; 69; 420; 1,337; 58,008; [circled]: 67]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreig43e2u4zzpifhq6fbf2iwplmva2lt5rokfg5uws5dysbe55up6wa@jpeg)
December 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
also spotted in the pinball bar bathroom, a bit of wendy graffiti
December 27, 2025 at 4:29 AM
also spotted in the pinball bar bathroom, a bit of wendy graffiti
great stuff in the pinball bar bathroom
December 27, 2025 at 4:23 AM
great stuff in the pinball bar bathroom
a nice little number to start my night
December 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
a nice little number to start my night
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Saw an Avatar ad that directed me to "see it on the biggest screen possible" but I got fined $50,000 the last time I projected a movie on your mom's ass
December 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Saw an Avatar ad that directed me to "see it on the biggest screen possible" but I got fined $50,000 the last time I projected a movie on your mom's ass
in addition to being one of the most famous and beloved straight men in the history of comedy, bud abbott also had a hideki matsui-level porno collection
I watched Hit the Ice, my first Abbott and Costello movie, last night, and it really hammered home how strong the comedic relationship was between Lou Costello (a loyal man-baby with a rubber face and a gift for puns) and Bud Abbott (a gigantic piece of shit)
December 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
in addition to being one of the most famous and beloved straight men in the history of comedy, bud abbott also had a hideki matsui-level porno collection
man every day at work I have to explain to people the difference between what you should and shouldn't stick in your ass
What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...
defector.com
December 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
man every day at work I have to explain to people the difference between what you should and shouldn't stick in your ass
we're coming up on the anniversary of my face exploding 😬😬😬
December 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
we're coming up on the anniversary of my face exploding 😬😬😬
does anyone remember why I wrote "39 + 11" in my notes app
December 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
does anyone remember why I wrote "39 + 11" in my notes app
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David Ontertainment Russell
December 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
David Ontertainment Russell
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Punch-Out!! / Print ad / Marvel Comics / 2009
December 26, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Punch-Out!! / Print ad / Marvel Comics / 2009
who killed pete wrigley?
December 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
who killed pete wrigley?
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the symbolism goes deeper... the fireworks also represent the star that led the wise men (bright lights), as well as when the wise men tried to kill the star with a rocket launcher (loud booms)
December 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
the symbolism goes deeper... the fireworks also represent the star that led the wise men (bright lights), as well as when the wise men tried to kill the star with a rocket launcher (loud booms)
a tradition unlike any other
ah yes, Christmas fireworks. to commemorate when Jesus first exploded out of Mary
December 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
a tradition unlike any other
watching the snot boogie scene yesterday put me in the mood so I'm gonna treat myself to a wire rewatch
December 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
watching the snot boogie scene yesterday put me in the mood so I'm gonna treat myself to a wire rewatch
smoking a bowl and drinking a black coffee, or as it's known on the street, "a seattle speedball"
December 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
smoking a bowl and drinking a black coffee, or as it's known on the street, "a seattle speedball"
🎶🎵 let the body keep the score
let the body keep the score
let the body keep the score
LET THE BODY KEEP THE SCORE 🎵🎶
let the body keep the score
let the body keep the score
LET THE BODY KEEP THE SCORE 🎵🎶
December 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
🎶🎵 let the body keep the score
let the body keep the score
let the body keep the score
LET THE BODY KEEP THE SCORE 🎵🎶
let the body keep the score
let the body keep the score
LET THE BODY KEEP THE SCORE 🎵🎶
to the tune of "the breaks" by kurtis blow: 🎶🎵 we bought a zoo 🎵🎶
December 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
to the tune of "the breaks" by kurtis blow: 🎶🎵 we bought a zoo 🎵🎶
part of a larger set of cards with 80's spiderman villains, like sandman, and the concept of "drug abuse"
i need everyone to see this freaked out jonah card @impormable.bsky.social got me 💜
December 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
part of a larger set of cards with 80's spiderman villains, like sandman, and the concept of "drug abuse"
me and who
Ripe Age for Lesbo Lust Addiction: Intense Lesbian Session Between the Two Lovebirds! Secret Mutual Love Affair A Handsome Perverted Employee With a Secret Lingerie Dressing Room Yuna Shina Misato Tachibana
December 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
me and who
the whole damn system is of a down
December 25, 2025 at 12:49 PM
the whole damn system is of a down
baby lemme ogg your vorbis
December 25, 2025 at 11:44 AM
baby lemme ogg your vorbis
happy birthday to our lord and savior, character actor dick miller, who you might know from gremlins, the terminator, little shop of horrors, chopping mall, the burbs, matinee, and approximately 100 roger corman movies
December 25, 2025 at 8:05 AM
happy birthday to our lord and savior, character actor dick miller, who you might know from gremlins, the terminator, little shop of horrors, chopping mall, the burbs, matinee, and approximately 100 roger corman movies