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The venerable Monkey Island SCUMM Bar—undead since 1996. Scenes, trivia, and quotes from the Monkey Island games are posted here daily!
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Quote of The Day from The Curse of Monkey Island: “I'm getting so sick of you guys and your rhyming.”
February 16, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Quote of The Day from The Curse of Monkey Island: “I'm getting so sick of you guys and your rhyming.”
Daily scene from “Tales of Monkey Island” (PC): Episode V — Rise of the Pirate God #MonkeyIsland
February 16, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Daily scene from “Tales of Monkey Island” (PC): Episode V — Rise of the Pirate God #MonkeyIsland
Quote of The Day from Return to Monkey Island: “Does it hurt to have your head on fire?”
February 15, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Quote of The Day from Return to Monkey Island: “Does it hurt to have your head on fire?”
Daily scene from “Monkey Island 2: LeChuck’s Revenge” (FM Towns): Part III — LeChuck’s Fortress #MonkeyIsland
February 15, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Daily scene from “Monkey Island 2: LeChuck’s Revenge” (FM Towns): Part III — LeChuck’s Fortress #MonkeyIsland
Quote of The Day from Return to Monkey Island: “Grunt.”
February 14, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Quote of The Day from Return to Monkey Island: “Grunt.”
Daily scene from “Monkey Island 2: LeChuck’s Revenge” (PC Special Edition): Part II — Four Map Pieces #MonkeyIsland
February 14, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Daily scene from “Monkey Island 2: LeChuck’s Revenge” (PC Special Edition): Part II — Four Map Pieces #MonkeyIsland
Quote of The Day from Tales of Monkey Island: The Trial and Execution of Guybrush Threepwood: “Get out of the way, ya blithering hunk of man-meat!”
February 13, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Quote of The Day from Tales of Monkey Island: The Trial and Execution of Guybrush Threepwood: “Get out of the way, ya blithering hunk of man-meat!”
Daily scene from “Tales of Monkey Island” (PC): Episode IV — The Trial and Execution of Guybrush Threepwood #MonkeyIsland
February 13, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Daily scene from “Tales of Monkey Island” (PC): Episode IV — The Trial and Execution of Guybrush Threepwood #MonkeyIsland
Quote of The Day from The Curse of Monkey Island: “It's called, `The Grog that Drank People.`”
February 12, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Quote of The Day from The Curse of Monkey Island: “It's called, `The Grog that Drank People.`”
Daily scene from “The Secret of Monkey Island” (Amiga): Part III — Under Monkey Island #MonkeyIsland
February 12, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Daily scene from “The Secret of Monkey Island” (Amiga): Part III — Under Monkey Island #MonkeyIsland
Quote of The Day from Tales of Monkey Island: Rise of the Pirate God: “Like a sponge, are you bloated in your hips and thighs, block out the SIGHT with a cover for your eyes.” #MonkeyIsland
February 11, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Quote of The Day from Tales of Monkey Island: Rise of the Pirate God: “Like a sponge, are you bloated in your hips and thighs, block out the SIGHT with a cover for your eyes.” #MonkeyIsland
Daily scene from “The Secret of Monkey Island” (CD-ROM): Last Part — Guybrush Kicks Butt #MonkeyIsland
February 11, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Daily scene from “The Secret of Monkey Island” (CD-ROM): Last Part — Guybrush Kicks Butt #MonkeyIsland
Quote of The Day from Tales of Monkey Island: The Trial and Execution of Guybrush Threepwood: “Bailiff! Serve the woman immediately.” #MonkeyIsland
February 10, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Quote of The Day from Tales of Monkey Island: The Trial and Execution of Guybrush Threepwood: “Bailiff! Serve the woman immediately.” #MonkeyIsland
Daily scene from “Tales of Monkey Island” (PC): Episode V — Rise of the Pirate God #MonkeyIsland
February 10, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Daily scene from “Tales of Monkey Island” (PC): Episode V — Rise of the Pirate God #MonkeyIsland
Quote of The Day from Tales of Monkey Island: The Trial and Execution of Guybrush Threepwood: “Now, according to Crimpdigit, all you have to do to set it is pop it in your...” #MonkeyIsland
February 9, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Quote of The Day from Tales of Monkey Island: The Trial and Execution of Guybrush Threepwood: “Now, according to Crimpdigit, all you have to do to set it is pop it in your...” #MonkeyIsland
Daily scene from “Return to Monkey Island” (PC): Part IV — Things Get Complicated #MonkeyIsland
February 9, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Daily scene from “Return to Monkey Island” (PC): Part IV — Things Get Complicated #MonkeyIsland
Quote of The Day from Tales of Monkey Island: The Siege of Spinner Cay: “Maybe.... nahh...” #MonkeyIsland
February 8, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Quote of The Day from Tales of Monkey Island: The Siege of Spinner Cay: “Maybe.... nahh...” #MonkeyIsland
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Daily scene from “Tales of Monkey Island” (PC): Episode II — The Siege of Spinner Cay #MonkeyIsland
February 8, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Daily scene from “Tales of Monkey Island” (PC): Episode II — The Siege of Spinner Cay #MonkeyIsland
Quote of The Day from Tales of Monkey Island: The Trial and Execution of Guybrush Threepwood: “Guybrush Threepwood!” #MonkeyIsland
February 7, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Quote of The Day from Tales of Monkey Island: The Trial and Execution of Guybrush Threepwood: “Guybrush Threepwood!” #MonkeyIsland
Daily scene from “Tales of Monkey Island” (PC): Episode IV — The Trial and Execution of Guybrush Threepwood #MonkeyIsland
February 7, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Daily scene from “Tales of Monkey Island” (PC): Episode IV — The Trial and Execution of Guybrush Threepwood #MonkeyIsland
Quote of The Day from Return to Monkey Island: ““Only the observant pirate will pass.”” #MonkeyIsland
February 6, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Quote of The Day from Return to Monkey Island: ““Only the observant pirate will pass.”” #MonkeyIsland
Daily scene from “Tales of Monkey Island” (PC): Episode I — Launch of the Screaming Narwhal #MonkeyIsland
February 6, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Daily scene from “Tales of Monkey Island” (PC): Episode I — Launch of the Screaming Narwhal #MonkeyIsland
Quote of The Day from Return to Monkey Island: “{look_left}I hope you found that washed up on a beach.” #MonkeyIsland
February 5, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Quote of The Day from Return to Monkey Island: “{look_left}I hope you found that washed up on a beach.” #MonkeyIsland
Daily scene from “Monkey Island 2: LeChuck’s Revenge” (VGA): Part III — LeChuck’s Fortress #MonkeyIsland
February 5, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Daily scene from “Monkey Island 2: LeChuck’s Revenge” (VGA): Part III — LeChuck’s Fortress #MonkeyIsland