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sappho marx
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pinball princess of the trans fernando valley

there is no courthouse here and no window. no bricks are thrown.
two kittens named "loyalty" and "huffing paint"
November 15, 2025 at 10:31 AM
ernie bushmiller invented funko pops
November 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
bobby taylor and the vancouvers changed their name a couple times. one of them is "the original title of licensed to ill" level bad
November 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 13,1952
November 14, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
nightmare blunt rotation
November 14, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I had half a red bull last night and it was the first energy drink I've had in probably 20 years. I'm here to report that they're still absolutely rancid and I pray I don't have another for at least 20 more
November 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
🎶🎵 everybody be nice to me (everybody be nice to me) 🎵🎶
November 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 13,1946
November 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
coming in at a combined 188 years old
November 13, 2025 at 9:35 AM
that's the clean sweep, baby

bsky.app/profile/impo...
November 13, 2025 at 8:09 AM
baby lemme be your total loop champion
November 13, 2025 at 5:57 AM
it's not every day that you get stan freberg, emo phillips and dweezil zappa on the same TV show. in fact I think it only happened once
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
wasteland 2 has two rival tribes based in a pre-war train yard named the atchisons and the topekans, which is a pretty good joke imo
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
when the maintenance guy busts out the leaf blower, he likes to spend a minute doing rhythmic engine revs like he's foghat teasing the opening notes of slow ride to get the crowd hyped up for the main event. but instead of slow ride, you hear 10 minutes of leaf blower noises, which is arguably worse
November 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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really makes you wonder how many dogshit DAs are out there when every third email from these assholes is "FROM: crimedoer@aol.com TO: ilovedoingcrime@netscape.net SUBJ: are we doing crime this weekend like we did on these dates: July 6, 2015, April 9, 2016, May 23, 2019"
November 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I can't believe the two of them aren't in like, eight movies a year. they're both so funny and charming in hail, caesar
November 12, 2025 at 10:18 PM
happy new dazzler variant day to all who celebrate
November 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I played a million hours of golgo 13 - top secret episode as a kid. it was the first game I ever played with real dialog, and there was a very pg-rated implied sex scene between two levels that refilled your health. most importantly, the theme song was amazing

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zttV...
November 12, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I accidentally booted catbrush in the ass and now she's reading me the riot act. just hollering while I comfort her
November 12, 2025 at 12:35 PM
of "the cookies" fame
toll house restaurant, route 18, whitman, massachusetts, 1984
November 12, 2025 at 12:25 PM
thinking of when catbrush was so small she fit in my desk drawer
November 12, 2025 at 8:20 AM
man earthbound really is one of the great satires of the united states
I've never heard of anyone who doesn't even have $30! Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. Oh, excuse me for my laughing in your face.
November 12, 2025 at 7:14 AM
this is the saddest shit in the world, man. I really and truly hate all ai, but chatgpt in particular

www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
November 12, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I fuckin hate it when my plans gang agley. especially when they're laid as well as I typically lay them!
November 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM