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jules / mexican american 🇲🇽 / 30's / bi

they/them is fine
Pinned
seeing marge with piccolo's cape reminded me that last year i answered the big question plaguing my generation:

would mavis beacon in the piccolo fit go hard?

the answer: yes.
choosing to believe that they are actually afraid of a Misery type situation happening.
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
banned from the lego city rp server for falling in the river every hour and @ing everyone for help.
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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I didn't know butts made that sound.
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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I really miss that period of time where Blooma smoked in the Buu saga. It really suits her.
Oh also Chi-chi gets smooched.
September 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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MILLY MONDAY MILLY MONDAY MILLY MONDAY MILLY MONDAY MILLY MONDAY MILLY MONDAY MILLY MONDAY

[ #TRIGUNSTARGAZE #MillyMonday ]
November 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Delightful detail from the Roman “unswept floor” mosaic by Heraclitus, showing a mouse nibbling a walnut.

Superb use of darker tiles for subtle shadow effect!

2nd century AD. Vatican Museums www.museivaticani.va/content/muse...

#MosaicMonday
#Archaeology
November 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
not now circulatory system in the kitchen, i'm trying not to burn these beans.
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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NEW: Dems easily flipped the sheriff's office in Pennsylvania's Bucks County, a big swing county in the Philly suburbs.

So? The incumbent GOP sheriff had contracted with ICE. His Dem challenger promised to end the contract.

Now he wants other swing-state Dems to look at his victory as a lesson:
Voters Ousted This Pennsylvania Sheriff After He Signed Up to Collaborate With ICE - Bolts
A populous, swing county replaced its GOP sheriff on Tuesday after months of controversy over his joining ICE’s 287(g) program. The Democratic winner promises he’ll end the contract.
boltsmag.org
November 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
hoping you get some good election news, seattle. 🤞
November 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
some tamales would help this season.
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
needed that.
November 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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the legend lived
[Beastie Boys] ON
from the chippewa on
[Beastie Boys] DOWN
November 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
2 stone statues...
November 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
more like that bummer feeling, am i right, jonathan.
November 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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low polyamory
hardcore bondage people are so fucking funny look at this shit bro
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
it's gonna be a long next couple of months for my mental health.
November 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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you know what the chao races from sonic adventure 2 could use? online gambling sponsorships.
April 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
i fear the person who likes Warheads.
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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How ADHD people see the world:
October 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Lou Bega finally admits ”Mambo No. 6” has been in ‘development hell’ for years, ‘grossly over budget’; publisher looking to replace as director to finish project
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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you want it? its yours, my friend
November 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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piss too shall ass.
December 4, 2024 at 8:57 PM
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COBBLER: Oh woe is me! I'm too poorly to finish these fine leather shoes!

~next day~
COBBLER: Goodness! My work was finished overnight with perfect craftsmanship by kindly elves!

~that night~
COBBLER: (loudly) Oh how dearly I need to shave my armpits, pubic mound, legs and anus with no razor burn!
November 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM