jules
@bonesnotncluded.bsky.social
jules / mexican american 🇲🇽 / 30's / bi
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jules
@bonesnotncluded.bsky.social
· Nov 2
seeing marge with piccolo's cape reminded me that last year i answered the big question plaguing my generation:
would mavis beacon in the piccolo fit go hard?
the answer: yes.
would mavis beacon in the piccolo fit go hard?
the answer: yes.
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the more times i watch lord of the rings the more im like, a toddler leash for frodo would’ve helped a lot
December 27, 2025 at 5:15 AM
the more times i watch lord of the rings the more im like, a toddler leash for frodo would’ve helped a lot
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best christmas present goes to genuine pizza at mcdonalds wrist watch from my cousin bruce
December 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
best christmas present goes to genuine pizza at mcdonalds wrist watch from my cousin bruce
itsababy, noitsaboy, noitsSUPERMAN!!
December 27, 2025 at 6:01 AM
itsababy, noitsaboy, noitsSUPERMAN!!
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It's not that I don't think a celebrity should be called "Mr. Beast" it's just that I think he should have to be a professional wrestler or circus performer as is the natural way of things.
December 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
It's not that I don't think a celebrity should be called "Mr. Beast" it's just that I think he should have to be a professional wrestler or circus performer as is the natural way of things.
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At the height of their powers, the JACKASS crew should've represented us in the Olympics.
December 27, 2025 at 5:20 AM
At the height of their powers, the JACKASS crew should've represented us in the Olympics.
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(in the confessional booth) what’s God’s hole like?
December 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
(in the confessional booth) what’s God’s hole like?
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Forget it Jake, it’s giving Chinatown
December 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Forget it Jake, it’s giving Chinatown
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Saw an Avatar ad that directed me to "see it on the biggest screen possible" but I got fined $50,000 the last time I projected a movie on your mom's ass
December 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Saw an Avatar ad that directed me to "see it on the biggest screen possible" but I got fined $50,000 the last time I projected a movie on your mom's ass
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PaRappa's Beard
December 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
PaRappa's Beard
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i am always taken by melancholy the day after Christmas, thinking about the great tragedies of history, like the fact that in his long musical career William Shatner never did a cover of Scatman John's 'I'm The Scat Man' where the refrain was, 'I'm the Shat Man'.
December 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
i am always taken by melancholy the day after Christmas, thinking about the great tragedies of history, like the fact that in his long musical career William Shatner never did a cover of Scatman John's 'I'm The Scat Man' where the refrain was, 'I'm the Shat Man'.
do not ask for whom the pussy pops, it does not pop for thee.
December 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
do not ask for whom the pussy pops, it does not pop for thee.
you will soon be mine, little guy.
December 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
you will soon be mine, little guy.
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Convertible halloween/ christmas decorations, ™ ™ ™
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Convertible halloween/ christmas decorations, ™ ™ ™
need to kick whoever invented tv motion smoothing (and the guy who decided to have it on by default) right in the nuts.
December 26, 2025 at 6:13 AM
need to kick whoever invented tv motion smoothing (and the guy who decided to have it on by default) right in the nuts.
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bolsonaro showing up at hospitals like norm on cheers
Former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro's family says he's underwent double hernia surgery at a hospital in the country's capital.
Brazilian ex-President Jair Bolsonaro undergoes double hernia surgery
Former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro's family says he's underwent double hernia surgery at a hospital in the country's capital.
bit.ly
December 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
bolsonaro showing up at hospitals like norm on cheers
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i need everyone to see this freaked out jonah card @impormable.bsky.social got me 💜
December 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
i need everyone to see this freaked out jonah card @impormable.bsky.social got me 💜
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Y’all, the Castlevania: Awakening In The Moonlight musical by Takarazuka Revue is available legally on VOD with subtitles starting today until the end of March, this is a great adaptation and the women in this show are so good, PLUS this is a rare experiment globally
Please see it if you’re curious
Please see it if you’re curious
Takarazuka Revue “Castlevania: Awakening in the Moonlight" Worldwide streaming／『悪魔城ドラキュラ』全世界 動画配信実施
YouTube video by 宝塚歌劇 公式チャンネル Takarazuka Revue Company
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Y’all, the Castlevania: Awakening In The Moonlight musical by Takarazuka Revue is available legally on VOD with subtitles starting today until the end of March, this is a great adaptation and the women in this show are so good, PLUS this is a rare experiment globally
Please see it if you’re curious
Please see it if you’re curious
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAY
December 24, 2025 at 8:40 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAY
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"All I said, Niles, was that it sounded like the poor fellow could use a night away from life's troubles, how was I to know that the circus WAS life's troubles for him?"
"Perhaps his tiny car would have provided some indication? Or did he instead come to your session by unicycle?"
"Oh ha HA."
"Perhaps his tiny car would have provided some indication? Or did he instead come to your session by unicycle?"
"Oh ha HA."
December 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
"All I said, Niles, was that it sounded like the poor fellow could use a night away from life's troubles, how was I to know that the circus WAS life's troubles for him?"
"Perhaps his tiny car would have provided some indication? Or did he instead come to your session by unicycle?"
"Oh ha HA."
"Perhaps his tiny car would have provided some indication? Or did he instead come to your session by unicycle?"
"Oh ha HA."
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i'm from the north pole and i say coal 'em all
December 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
i'm from the north pole and i say coal 'em all