jules
@bonesnotncluded.bsky.social
jules / mexican american 🇲🇽 / 30's / bi
they/them is fine
they/them is fine
Pinned
seeing marge with piccolo's cape reminded me that last year i answered the big question plaguing my generation:
would mavis beacon in the piccolo fit go hard?
the answer: yes.
would mavis beacon in the piccolo fit go hard?
the answer: yes.
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I read some of the stuff this morning but somehow missed that the dope in this game looks like this. I figured it was just some flying drone robot thing. Holy crap, dude!
Finding out Metroid Prime 4 has a bumbling, comic relief sidekick that looks like this. It has maybe never been more over.
November 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I read some of the stuff this morning but somehow missed that the dope in this game looks like this. I figured it was just some flying drone robot thing. Holy crap, dude!
now this is what i call rain
November 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
now this is what i call rain
hate to see other people living your dream.
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
hate to see other people living your dream.
maybe i should try another tomb raider game but when i picked up the 2000s prince of persia something immediately clicked for me in a way TR:Anniversary didn't.
November 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
maybe i should try another tomb raider game but when i picked up the 2000s prince of persia something immediately clicked for me in a way TR:Anniversary didn't.
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great new picture to reply to AI bullshit with
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
great new picture to reply to AI bullshit with
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November 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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From this minister's op-ed: "People wanting to experience God are more likely to meet the Divine trying to shut down the Broadview, Illinois, ICE facility than we ever were in church...God does not live in our houses of worship, but...with those who are bearing the brunt of cruelty in this moment."
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
From this minister's op-ed: "People wanting to experience God are more likely to meet the Divine trying to shut down the Broadview, Illinois, ICE facility than we ever were in church...God does not live in our houses of worship, but...with those who are bearing the brunt of cruelty in this moment."
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COBBLER: Oh woe is me! I'm too poorly to finish these fine leather shoes!
~next day~
COBBLER: Goodness! My work was finished overnight with perfect craftsmanship by kindly elves!
~that night~
COBBLER: (loudly) Oh how dearly I need to shave my armpits, pubic mound, legs and anus with no razor burn!
~next day~
COBBLER: Goodness! My work was finished overnight with perfect craftsmanship by kindly elves!
~that night~
COBBLER: (loudly) Oh how dearly I need to shave my armpits, pubic mound, legs and anus with no razor burn!
November 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
COBBLER: Oh woe is me! I'm too poorly to finish these fine leather shoes!
~next day~
COBBLER: Goodness! My work was finished overnight with perfect craftsmanship by kindly elves!
~that night~
COBBLER: (loudly) Oh how dearly I need to shave my armpits, pubic mound, legs and anus with no razor burn!
~next day~
COBBLER: Goodness! My work was finished overnight with perfect craftsmanship by kindly elves!
~that night~
COBBLER: (loudly) Oh how dearly I need to shave my armpits, pubic mound, legs and anus with no razor burn!
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to be fair, I bet "I'd take a bullet for you" hits different when it comes from a Kennedy
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
to be fair, I bet "I'd take a bullet for you" hits different when it comes from a Kennedy
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![[photo of Rutabaga, a big tortoiseshell cat next to a 16" Surface Laptop, on the floor]
Rutabaga has her kitty music back, with much better fidelity
5:00 PM
Listening to Vivaldi having 4 seasons
5:01 PM
When I plugged it in she came over, reached out her paws and started pressing keys
5:02 PM](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:o7kc3e22v7cxms67f4gbpryi/bafkreia32rzbavmrefqenydd2k3yayhnvkg7ir6qtxhaqrsmzocu336r4a@jpeg)
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i will only accept a gender reveal if there's some sort of ladder match involved.
November 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
i will only accept a gender reveal if there's some sort of ladder match involved.
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(when an app asks me to put in an 8-digit code to log in) mister big shot over here. 6 digits ain't good enough for him no more. he wants two whole extra digits, well la dee da (voice gets lower and quieter) you think you're better than everyone else? that what this is? think you're better than me?
November 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
(when an app asks me to put in an 8-digit code to log in) mister big shot over here. 6 digits ain't good enough for him no more. he wants two whole extra digits, well la dee da (voice gets lower and quieter) you think you're better than everyone else? that what this is? think you're better than me?
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extremely delightful to be retroactively validated in all my most self-indulgent mid-20s narcissicisms. "you know who I bet is reading my posts? extremely cool hot girls. I bet they're reading them to each other out loud and talking about how funny I am"
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
extremely delightful to be retroactively validated in all my most self-indulgent mid-20s narcissicisms. "you know who I bet is reading my posts? extremely cool hot girls. I bet they're reading them to each other out loud and talking about how funny I am"
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November 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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They should add OJ the Alien and Dr. Dazzle to Metroid Prime 4.
November 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
They should add OJ the Alien and Dr. Dazzle to Metroid Prime 4.
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Much love to our friends who are aghast over the Metroid Prime 4 developments, but we have to say it: it’s really, *really* funny
November 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Much love to our friends who are aghast over the Metroid Prime 4 developments, but we have to say it: it’s really, *really* funny
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in 2018 this is how my kid used a school assignment to say that band practice is noisy
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
in 2018 this is how my kid used a school assignment to say that band practice is noisy
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“I saved fitty men!” - Pope Cotton Hill
November 14, 2025 at 2:26 PM
“I saved fitty men!” - Pope Cotton Hill
wondering if there's ever been a fork in a digivolution where they can either a) get a shirt and be this one dude or b) get pants and be this other dude.
November 14, 2025 at 5:56 AM
wondering if there's ever been a fork in a digivolution where they can either a) get a shirt and be this one dude or b) get pants and be this other dude.
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while fumbling to unhook her bra: uh...i think we have time for a donation.
July 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
while fumbling to unhook her bra: uh...i think we have time for a donation.
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November 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM