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Drew Davenport
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I like retro video games and weird movies, like all those broken people born in the late 80s.
Steal his look:
- Child’s Magician Costume
- Adhesive Nipple Covers
There’s no way this is real
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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They are so funny. Our neighbors are being stuffed into unmarked vans, and they’re all like let’s vote against a term we probably can’t define instead.
The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.

86 Dems joined Republicans in supporting the measure, incl. House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Throw as many companies behind AI as you like, it’s still trash. Only makes me lose any appetite for their games. Even SquareEnix.
Generative AI is as big a revolution for games as the shift to 3D, says Ubisoft CEO Yves Guillemot, as the tech is embraced company wide across all of Ubisoft's offices

➡️ www.eurogamer.net/ubisoft-boss...
November 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Yeah
November 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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I’m sorry that I don’t have anything intelligent to say right now because I am so fucking angry

www.newsweek.com/nursing-not-...
Nursing is no longer counted as a 'professional degree' by Trump admin
The Department of Education has excluded nursing as a "professional degree" program as it implements various changes to student loans.
www.newsweek.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Zoopunk | Reveal Trailer

Full Video ▶️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7z6...

▪️The next game from TiGames, coming to PS5, Xbox, and PC
Action combat with 'distinct' fighting styles inspired by animal traits
▪️Set decades before the events of FIST: Forged in Shadow Torch
▪️Multiple playable characters
November 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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im fucking crying dawg
November 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Musk has apparently manipulated Grok so much that it says he's a better athlete than LeBron James and a funnier comedian than Jerry Seinfeld.

Imagine being so insecure you need to program an LLM to boost you like that.
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
New Santa lore just dropped from my daughter! Turns out Santa also brings you good luck, BUT there is a “bad reindeer” that brings bad luck. The Bad Reindeer has black fur with purple eyes and shoots purple lightning.
November 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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“ur posts have been so good today” thanks im having a psychotic event
November 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Cat by Victory
November 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I’m surprised this dude has time to try to conceal the Epstein Files while Michael Myers still stalks the streets of Haddonfield.
November 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Want to see Mortal Kombat (1995) on a huge screen? Will you be around the SoCal area during the Game Awards?

Post Games is hosting MK at The Frida in Santa Ana on 12/12. I'll be selling rare Post Games merch, and showing a custom pre-roll of forgotten MK material

www.patreon.com/posts/143862...
November 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Bunch of old Metal Gear animation clips #mgs
November 26, 2024 at 3:21 AM
Let him remake Don’t Look Under The Bed!
November 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The dream
November 17, 2025 at 11:01 AM
November 17, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Grok image prompt:

He says nothing and beats my ass at chess 16 times in a row. I can hear his feet coughing.
November 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
A Samurai Jack Metroidvania would have ruled.
a cartoon of a man holding a sword
ALT: a cartoon of a man holding a sword
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Watching Nightmare Before Christmas:

Ghoul: “I trumped through the pumpkin patch!”

Me: “This guy sucked Bill Clinton’s dick in a pumpkin patch?”
November 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I don’t want to talk to Jesus, I want to talk to Nightwolf from Mortal Kombat. No AI, just Nightwolf.
November 15, 2025 at 10:48 AM
My uncle, who works for Nintendo, said this is not true and in fact Link will be dressed in the outfits from my uncle’s extremely graphic fan-art
Link will be wearing the classic green tunic in the live-action 'Legend of Zelda' movie ⚔️
November 15, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM