maggie schreiter
@squishythings.com
quilt and mixed media fiber artist, animal nerd, trivia, and heavy jams. she/her in mythic central nj
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https://www.etsy.com/shop/squishythings
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maggie schreiter
@squishythings.com
· Sep 19
facing is all the way on (it’s keyboard fabric i’ve had for years)
he needs a title! shimmering chromatophores? idk 🧵🪡🧶🦑
he needs a title! shimmering chromatophores? idk 🧵🪡🧶🦑
“roughhousing!!”
Star Wars thing day #13
The forest moon of Endor had a terminally depressed sentient mountain named Mount Sorrow. And it would apparently frequently try and kill children because it had excessively high standards for who was deemed worthy of its blessing.
The forest moon of Endor had a terminally depressed sentient mountain named Mount Sorrow. And it would apparently frequently try and kill children because it had excessively high standards for who was deemed worthy of its blessing.
February 14, 2026 at 1:47 AM
“roughhousing!!”
Reposted by maggie schreiter
in case anybody forgot, I made these all card sized
February 14, 2026 at 1:14 AM
in case anybody forgot, I made these all card sized
Reposted by maggie schreiter
husband said we should go out to dinner and grocery shop but i’m leery of getting in the car after last night’s blergh. cheating myself out of a restaurant meal
February 13, 2026 at 10:09 PM
husband said we should go out to dinner and grocery shop but i’m leery of getting in the car after last night’s blergh. cheating myself out of a restaurant meal
i chopped up 22 superworms without it making me feel sick so i think being here cured me? (still can’t do mice)
February 13, 2026 at 9:01 PM
i chopped up 22 superworms without it making me feel sick so i think being here cured me? (still can’t do mice)
25 years!!!
stephen malkmus' solo album was released on this day in 2001
February 13, 2026 at 6:16 PM
25 years!!!
ok it is just about time for creatures, which will either completely fix me (doing chores for hours) or make me worse (due to Smells)
February 13, 2026 at 4:32 PM
ok it is just about time for creatures, which will either completely fix me (doing chores for hours) or make me worse (due to Smells)
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Had this song on repeat all week, it's so good
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqXV...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqXV...
The DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN - "Black Bubblegum" (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by RelapseRecords
www.youtube.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Had this song on repeat all week, it's so good
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqXV...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqXV...
the lifetouch ceo being in the epstein files and getting a “don’t you want to order more photos of your kid? look at all the past years of photos of your kid” email every other day is really grating on the psyche
February 13, 2026 at 2:14 PM
the lifetouch ceo being in the epstein files and getting a “don’t you want to order more photos of your kid? look at all the past years of photos of your kid” email every other day is really grating on the psyche
alive and more or less fine
generally improved, thank
bodies are a scam
bodies are a scam
hello my friends i feel extremely Bad. maybe it will go away
February 13, 2026 at 2:12 PM
alive and more or less fine
oh. the last time there was a friday the 13th it’s the day my mom died. eight months. hmm sucks.
February 13, 2026 at 5:59 AM
oh. the last time there was a friday the 13th it’s the day my mom died. eight months. hmm sucks.
boba has never snuggled me as hard as he is rn
i think he was very concerned that i got in bed at 8:30
i think he was very concerned that i got in bed at 8:30
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 AM
boba has never snuggled me as hard as he is rn
i think he was very concerned that i got in bed at 8:30
i think he was very concerned that i got in bed at 8:30
generally improved, thank
bodies are a scam
bodies are a scam
hello my friends i feel extremely Bad. maybe it will go away
February 13, 2026 at 5:36 AM
generally improved, thank
bodies are a scam
bodies are a scam
hello my friends i feel extremely Bad. maybe it will go away
February 13, 2026 at 2:15 AM
hello my friends i feel extremely Bad. maybe it will go away
so much semiquincentennial fabric out there and a very base part of me is like “use it to make a big banner that says ‘this place has always sucked ass’”
but no
but no
February 12, 2026 at 10:23 PM
so much semiquincentennial fabric out there and a very base part of me is like “use it to make a big banner that says ‘this place has always sucked ass’”
but no
but no
the quilters are VERY excited about this month’s entry in our program and we have standing room only attendance at the 4pm thursday edition
usually friday morning is the most bonkers but this is a lot!
usually friday morning is the most bonkers but this is a lot!
February 12, 2026 at 9:08 PM
the quilters are VERY excited about this month’s entry in our program and we have standing room only attendance at the 4pm thursday edition
usually friday morning is the most bonkers but this is a lot!
usually friday morning is the most bonkers but this is a lot!
i got a full caff large cold brew from dunkin and will be vibrating through this workday (ends in 3.5 hours)
February 12, 2026 at 8:36 PM
i got a full caff large cold brew from dunkin and will be vibrating through this workday (ends in 3.5 hours)
Reposted by maggie schreiter
The demons told me to make this I had no say in the matter
February 12, 2026 at 3:55 AM
The demons told me to make this I had no say in the matter
Reposted by maggie schreiter
Reposted by maggie schreiter
Spent a good 1/2 hour of class today discussing my Dr Manhattan-is-Charlie-Brown theory. I tried to just mention it lightly in passing but my students were Not letting it go. Got many new converts, I’m proud to say 😃
February 11, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Spent a good 1/2 hour of class today discussing my Dr Manhattan-is-Charlie-Brown theory. I tried to just mention it lightly in passing but my students were Not letting it go. Got many new converts, I’m proud to say 😃
teetering in the anxiety zone but none of this matters in the least brain it is all stupid LET IT GOOOOO
February 11, 2026 at 3:35 PM
teetering in the anxiety zone but none of this matters in the least brain it is all stupid LET IT GOOOOO
ok i think i slept enough and have done my work l and now i’m going out to lunch with some family and swearing to not stay out super long bc WHAT IF I CAN FINISH THIS COAT BEFORE 7PM
February 11, 2026 at 3:35 PM
ok i think i slept enough and have done my work l and now i’m going out to lunch with some family and swearing to not stay out super long bc WHAT IF I CAN FINISH THIS COAT BEFORE 7PM
hanging out under the detritus with mama
February 10, 2026 at 10:49 PM
hanging out under the detritus with mama
ok i did not bail on work as early as i would have liked, it's grey outside and i am SLEEPY but let's turn on some lights and buzz through another chunk of quilt coat piecing!
February 10, 2026 at 8:36 PM
ok i did not bail on work as early as i would have liked, it's grey outside and i am SLEEPY but let's turn on some lights and buzz through another chunk of quilt coat piecing!
important weaselposting
I wrote about the Olympics
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Which Other Olympic Mascots Could Italian Stoats Tina And Milo Slaughter In Cold Blood? | Defector
Apologies to all otters, ferrets, badgers, ferret-badgers, weasels, fishers, polecats, wolverines, martens, and grisons, but the mustelid of the moment is the stoat. The mascots of the 2026 Winter Oly...
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February 10, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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