maggie schreiter (pie wanter)
@squishythings.com
quilt and mixed media fiber artist, animal nerd, trivia, and heavy jams. she/her in mythic central nj
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https://www.squishythings.com
https://www.etsy.com/shop/squishythings
https://linusinhats.tumblr.com
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facing is all the way on (it’s keyboard fabric i’ve had for years)
he needs a title! shimmering chromatophores? idk 🧵🪡🧶🦑
he needs a title! shimmering chromatophores? idk 🧵🪡🧶🦑
THE LAST UNICORN the entire discworld series THE BAROQUE CYCLE moby-dick THE NORTHERN LIGHTS TRILOGY slaughterhouse five idk idk idk idk
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
THE LAST UNICORN the entire discworld series THE BAROQUE CYCLE moby-dick THE NORTHERN LIGHTS TRILOGY slaughterhouse five idk idk idk idk
forgot it was a holiday and couldn’t pick my books up from the library :((((
November 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
forgot it was a holiday and couldn’t pick my books up from the library :((((
LIZ PHAIR ON IN THE STOP & SHOP
November 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
LIZ PHAIR ON IN THE STOP & SHOP
it isn’t uncommon for people to never ever change the needle in their sewing machine - like not even know you can do it. this is WILD to me
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
it isn’t uncommon for people to never ever change the needle in their sewing machine - like not even know you can do it. this is WILD to me
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Every time somebody posts “zohran derangement syndrome” my brain autocompletes “had a very shiny nose.”
November 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Every time somebody posts “zohran derangement syndrome” my brain autocompletes “had a very shiny nose.”
sitting in the car feeling it shudder in the wind (i drove husband’s heavy car instead of my own go-kart due to wind. and heated steering wheel)
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
sitting in the car feeling it shudder in the wind (i drove husband’s heavy car instead of my own go-kart due to wind. and heated steering wheel)
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Simple solution to this James Bond problem
Opening scene: Bond's dismembered limbs, sent flying off the island at the end of the last movie, float into a sea of irradiated kelp
The kelp takes the form of a human
"B͎O͎N͎D͎," it says. "....J͎A͎M͎E͎S͎..... B͎O͎N͎D͎....."
Title card:
"SWAMPTOPUSSY"
Opening scene: Bond's dismembered limbs, sent flying off the island at the end of the last movie, float into a sea of irradiated kelp
The kelp takes the form of a human
"B͎O͎N͎D͎," it says. "....J͎A͎M͎E͎S͎..... B͎O͎N͎D͎....."
Title card:
"SWAMPTOPUSSY"
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Simple solution to this James Bond problem
Opening scene: Bond's dismembered limbs, sent flying off the island at the end of the last movie, float into a sea of irradiated kelp
The kelp takes the form of a human
"B͎O͎N͎D͎," it says. "....J͎A͎M͎E͎S͎..... B͎O͎N͎D͎....."
Title card:
"SWAMPTOPUSSY"
Opening scene: Bond's dismembered limbs, sent flying off the island at the end of the last movie, float into a sea of irradiated kelp
The kelp takes the form of a human
"B͎O͎N͎D͎," it says. "....J͎A͎M͎E͎S͎..... B͎O͎N͎D͎....."
Title card:
"SWAMPTOPUSSY"
today in dunkin: free donut
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
today in dunkin: free donut
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i want del toro's dune!
terry gilliam's x-men
jordan peele's peter & the wolf
ryan coogler's the princess bride
terry gilliam's x-men
jordan peele's peter & the wolf
ryan coogler's the princess bride
is there a logical reason why guillermo del toro hasnt been charged to head a major motion picture studio yet?
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
i want del toro's dune!
terry gilliam's x-men
jordan peele's peter & the wolf
ryan coogler's the princess bride
terry gilliam's x-men
jordan peele's peter & the wolf
ryan coogler's the princess bride
this pattern is unisex. i chose by hip size, which overlapped two sizes and i went with the bigger one. should have sized down! ah well, pajamas/lounge pants, who cares anyway
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
this pattern is unisex. i chose by hip size, which overlapped two sizes and i went with the bigger one. should have sized down! ah well, pajamas/lounge pants, who cares anyway
good news, i had a meltdown over making dinner but got there eventually, and now the pajama pants are finished
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
good news, i had a meltdown over making dinner but got there eventually, and now the pajama pants are finished
we started watching final destination and oh boy the first half is a drag
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
we started watching final destination and oh boy the first half is a drag
i only have hemming these flannel pj pants left but noooOoOOoOo i have to go COOK DINNER like a RESPONSIBLE ADULT
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
i only have hemming these flannel pj pants left but noooOoOOoOo i have to go COOK DINNER like a RESPONSIBLE ADULT
listening to a man with a louisiana accent tell a story: a+
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
listening to a man with a louisiana accent tell a story: a+
i'm ordering our picture day package (SO LATE WHY) and "laser cats digital image" is an add-on
November 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
i'm ordering our picture day package (SO LATE WHY) and "laser cats digital image" is an add-on
OH THERE BE FLOWERS IN BERMUDA
BEAUTY LIES AT EVERY HAND
OH THERE BE LAUGHTER EASE AND DRINK FOR EVERY MAN
BUT THERE IS NO JOY FOR ME
FOR WHEN WE REACHED THE WRETCHED NIGHTINGALE
WHAT AN AWFUL SIGHT WAS PLAIN
THE CAPTAIN DROWNED
STILL TANGLED IN THE MIZZEN CHAINS
SMILING BRAVELY BENEATH THE SEA
BEAUTY LIES AT EVERY HAND
OH THERE BE LAUGHTER EASE AND DRINK FOR EVERY MAN
BUT THERE IS NO JOY FOR ME
FOR WHEN WE REACHED THE WRETCHED NIGHTINGALE
WHAT AN AWFUL SIGHT WAS PLAIN
THE CAPTAIN DROWNED
STILL TANGLED IN THE MIZZEN CHAINS
SMILING BRAVELY BENEATH THE SEA
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
OH THERE BE FLOWERS IN BERMUDA
BEAUTY LIES AT EVERY HAND
OH THERE BE LAUGHTER EASE AND DRINK FOR EVERY MAN
BUT THERE IS NO JOY FOR ME
FOR WHEN WE REACHED THE WRETCHED NIGHTINGALE
WHAT AN AWFUL SIGHT WAS PLAIN
THE CAPTAIN DROWNED
STILL TANGLED IN THE MIZZEN CHAINS
SMILING BRAVELY BENEATH THE SEA
BEAUTY LIES AT EVERY HAND
OH THERE BE LAUGHTER EASE AND DRINK FOR EVERY MAN
BUT THERE IS NO JOY FOR ME
FOR WHEN WE REACHED THE WRETCHED NIGHTINGALE
WHAT AN AWFUL SIGHT WAS PLAIN
THE CAPTAIN DROWNED
STILL TANGLED IN THE MIZZEN CHAINS
SMILING BRAVELY BENEATH THE SEA
heretical take: "the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald" is boring as hell in the face of several stan rogers bangers about ships sinking
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
heretical take: "the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald" is boring as hell in the face of several stan rogers bangers about ships sinking
OPTIONS!!!!
sew flannel pajama pants
sew pillowcase
piece whimsy quilt
prepare a quilt sandwich for quilting
cut out garments (black sweatpants, different black sweatpants, tshirt, pj set, ???)
i will do one or more of these things to avoid losing my mind
sew flannel pajama pants
sew pillowcase
piece whimsy quilt
prepare a quilt sandwich for quilting
cut out garments (black sweatpants, different black sweatpants, tshirt, pj set, ???)
i will do one or more of these things to avoid losing my mind
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
OPTIONS!!!!
sew flannel pajama pants
sew pillowcase
piece whimsy quilt
prepare a quilt sandwich for quilting
cut out garments (black sweatpants, different black sweatpants, tshirt, pj set, ???)
i will do one or more of these things to avoid losing my mind
sew flannel pajama pants
sew pillowcase
piece whimsy quilt
prepare a quilt sandwich for quilting
cut out garments (black sweatpants, different black sweatpants, tshirt, pj set, ???)
i will do one or more of these things to avoid losing my mind
boba is very clingy and weird again today. bill wonders if he saw a bear again. i wonder if he read the news
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
boba is very clingy and weird again today. bill wonders if he saw a bear again. i wonder if he read the news
actually being out of bed for 90s at 9 is amazing @wxpnfm.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
actually being out of bed for 90s at 9 is amazing @wxpnfm.bsky.social
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me: it would be great if good things happened occasionally
Senator I voted for: you idiot. you fool
Senator I voted for: you idiot. you fool
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 AM
me: it would be great if good things happened occasionally
Senator I voted for: you idiot. you fool
Senator I voted for: you idiot. you fool
the grumbles this thing makes
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
the grumbles this thing makes
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Ed Ruscha, OOF, 1962-63 www.moma.org/collection/w...
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Ed Ruscha, OOF, 1962-63 www.moma.org/collection/w...
this week there were trivia questions about hammers and all i could think was “that’s the nj d of hammer my friends would kill et with”
November 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
this week there were trivia questions about hammers and all i could think was “that’s the nj d of hammer my friends would kill et with”
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