🐈Rex Parker🐈⬛ ✏️ 🧐
@rexparker.bsky.social
Correct crossword opinions / aka Michael Sharp / Teaching lit stuff at Binghamton University / 2025 ACPT Pairs champion (w/ Penelope Harper — @penelopeharper.bsky.social)
She came running into the kitchen and immediately … sat on the rectangle
November 11, 2025 at 11:50 AM
She came running into the kitchen and immediately … sat on the rectangle
“Denied!”
“But you don’t even know my requ-“
“DENIED!”
“But you don’t even know my requ-“
“DENIED!”
November 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
“Denied!”
“But you don’t even know my requ-“
“DENIED!”
“But you don’t even know my requ-“
“DENIED!”
Once more… (it never gets old)
November 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Once more… (it never gets old)
Still not as scary as Schumer’s cave
A pitch-black cave in the Balkans is home to what appears to be the world’s largest spider web, which researchers say is a singular work of cooperation by two usually-hostile species of spider. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/s...
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Still not as scary as Schumer’s cave
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Our annual Pencil Advent Calendar is back, and this year it’s a Japan special!
www.presentandcorrect.com/products/pen...
24 days of new, and vintage, for daily joy.
www.presentandcorrect.com/products/pen...
24 days of new, and vintage, for daily joy.
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Our annual Pencil Advent Calendar is back, and this year it’s a Japan special!
www.presentandcorrect.com/products/pen...
24 days of new, and vintage, for daily joy.
www.presentandcorrect.com/products/pen...
24 days of new, and vintage, for daily joy.
Nope. Stop. Nope. Get Out.
A pitch-black cave in the Balkans is home to what appears to be the world’s largest spider web, which researchers say is a singular work of cooperation by two usually-hostile species of spider. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/s...
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Nope. Stop. Nope. Get Out.
Coordinated with animal control and located owner. They just came to pick him up! Good ending for this cold and lost little buddy! Gonna take rest of day off and celebrate my amazing heroism lol
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Coordinated with animal control and located owner. They just came to pick him up! Good ending for this cold and lost little buddy! Gonna take rest of day off and celebrate my amazing heroism lol
Huh, well my brisk winter morning walk has turned into a “Whose Dog Is This?” Adventure! Currently at local vet seeing if the dog is chipped. Calls out to animal control. Look at this dummy! ❤️
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Huh, well my brisk winter morning walk has turned into a “Whose Dog Is This?” Adventure! Currently at local vet seeing if the dog is chipped. Calls out to animal control. Look at this dummy! ❤️
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ugh these complete strangers minding their own business while i take creepy photos of them to post online and pretend to be outraged are so performative, just look at them there
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
ugh these complete strangers minding their own business while i take creepy photos of them to post online and pretend to be outraged are so performative, just look at them there
Stop giving Dems money in any way shape or form until they dump leadership thank you good morning ☀️
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Stop giving Dems money in any way shape or form until they dump leadership thank you good morning ☀️
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The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
so currently defectors are:
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
This 🎶 came on my ALL THE BEST playlist and now I’m bopping around the kitchen unloading the dishwasher singing the song but replacing “Margaret” w/ “Schumer” 👋
November 10, 2025 at 12:28 PM
This 🎶 came on my ALL THE BEST playlist and now I’m bopping around the kitchen unloading the dishwasher singing the song but replacing “Margaret” w/ “Schumer” 👋
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
A real one.
The Dem civil war of 2016ff was always ugly and i hated seeing it waged, but history will show that there was a better, more courageous path and we didn’t take it, to our shame/ruin. We chose the path of cheese-eating surrender monkeys. 🤷🏻
The Dem civil war of 2016ff was always ugly and i hated seeing it waged, but history will show that there was a better, more courageous path and we didn’t take it, to our shame/ruin. We chose the path of cheese-eating surrender monkeys. 🤷🏻
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 AM
A real one.
The Dem civil war of 2016ff was always ugly and i hated seeing it waged, but history will show that there was a better, more courageous path and we didn’t take it, to our shame/ruin. We chose the path of cheese-eating surrender monkeys. 🤷🏻
The Dem civil war of 2016ff was always ugly and i hated seeing it waged, but history will show that there was a better, more courageous path and we didn’t take it, to our shame/ruin. We chose the path of cheese-eating surrender monkeys. 🤷🏻
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Trump just celebrated Schumer's cave by pardoning 75+ co-conspirators including Rudy Giuliani, Mark Meadows, and Sidney Powell, for their efforts to overturn the 2020 election.
November 10, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Trump just celebrated Schumer's cave by pardoning 75+ co-conspirators including Rudy Giuliani, Mark Meadows, and Sidney Powell, for their efforts to overturn the 2020 election.
I have to go pet cats now, good night
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I have to go pet cats now, good night
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Imagine coming off an incredible Election Day mandate from coast to coast and going 'you know what voters want? to be completely sold out by a bunch of craven cowards too pathetic to hold the line against a bunch of fucking weirdos'
November 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Imagine coming off an incredible Election Day mandate from coast to coast and going 'you know what voters want? to be completely sold out by a bunch of craven cowards too pathetic to hold the line against a bunch of fucking weirdos'
I left that shitty party for a reason. THIS reason.
Primary everyone.
Primary everyone.
November 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I left that shitty party for a reason. THIS reason.
Primary everyone.
Primary everyone.
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Thrifters, please stop bringing your non-thrifter husbands and boyfriends with you and letting them stand in all the wrong places while staring at their phone
November 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Thrifters, please stop bringing your non-thrifter husbands and boyfriends with you and letting them stand in all the wrong places while staring at their phone
Sometimes being a cinephile is an ORDEAL
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Sometimes being a cinephile is an ORDEAL
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Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
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Maybe the film’s most memorable character is its antagonist, Chigurh; a hitman hired to retrieve the $2m from Moss. The Coens wanted Javier Bardem from the start but, put off by the subject, Bardem told them “I don’t drive, I speak bad English, and I hate violence.”
14/38
14/38
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Maybe the film’s most memorable character is its antagonist, Chigurh; a hitman hired to retrieve the $2m from Moss. The Coens wanted Javier Bardem from the start but, put off by the subject, Bardem told them “I don’t drive, I speak bad English, and I hate violence.”
14/38
14/38
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 09,1944
November 09,1944
November 9, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 09,1944
November 09,1944
I thought this was just gonna be another predictable anti-NYT screed but no—it’s much broader, funnier, more pointed, and better written than i imagined
This is fucking brilliant, and you should read it: lithub.com/maybe-dont-t...
Maybe Don’t Talk to the New York Times About Zohran Mamdani
It’s remarkable, the people you’ll hear from. Teach for even a little while at an expensive institution—the term they tend to prefer is “elite”—and odds are that eventually someone who was a studen…
lithub.com
November 9, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I thought this was just gonna be another predictable anti-NYT screed but no—it’s much broader, funnier, more pointed, and better written than i imagined
