🐈Rex Parker🐈⬛ ✏️ 🧐
@rexparker.bsky.social
Correct crossword opinions / aka Michael Sharp / Teaching lit stuff at Binghamton University / 2025 ACPT Pairs champion (w/ Penelope Harper — @penelopeharper.bsky.social)
She came running into the kitchen and immediately … sat on the rectangle
November 11, 2025 at 11:50 AM
She came running into the kitchen and immediately … sat on the rectangle
“Denied!”
“But you don’t even know my requ-“
“DENIED!”
“But you don’t even know my requ-“
“DENIED!”
November 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
“Denied!”
“But you don’t even know my requ-“
“DENIED!”
“But you don’t even know my requ-“
“DENIED!”
Once more… (it never gets old)
November 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Once more… (it never gets old)
Coordinated with animal control and located owner. They just came to pick him up! Good ending for this cold and lost little buddy! Gonna take rest of day off and celebrate my amazing heroism lol
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Coordinated with animal control and located owner. They just came to pick him up! Good ending for this cold and lost little buddy! Gonna take rest of day off and celebrate my amazing heroism lol
Huh, well my brisk winter morning walk has turned into a “Whose Dog Is This?” Adventure! Currently at local vet seeing if the dog is chipped. Calls out to animal control. Look at this dummy! ❤️
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Huh, well my brisk winter morning walk has turned into a “Whose Dog Is This?” Adventure! Currently at local vet seeing if the dog is chipped. Calls out to animal control. Look at this dummy! ❤️
This 🎶 came on my ALL THE BEST playlist and now I’m bopping around the kitchen unloading the dishwasher singing the song but replacing “Margaret” w/ “Schumer” 👋
November 10, 2025 at 12:28 PM
This 🎶 came on my ALL THE BEST playlist and now I’m bopping around the kitchen unloading the dishwasher singing the song but replacing “Margaret” w/ “Schumer” 👋
I have to go pet cats now, good night
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I have to go pet cats now, good night
Sometimes being a cinephile is an ORDEAL
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Sometimes being a cinephile is an ORDEAL
Some people take bathroom selfies to show off their newly fit bodies or stylish outfits. Not me!
November 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Some people take bathroom selfies to show off their newly fit bodies or stylish outfits. Not me!
lol my house rn
November 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
lol my house rn
When you are a member of the wealthy and corrupt ruling class and also a dork
November 8, 2025 at 12:34 PM
When you are a member of the wealthy and corrupt ruling class and also a dork
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 11:55 AM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
Holy shit that’s a poster for MEATBALLS (1980)
November 8, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Holy shit that’s a poster for MEATBALLS (1980)
Good morning ☀️
November 8, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Good morning ☀️
November 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Missy is a judgy teetotaler but I still love her
November 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Missy is a judgy teetotaler but I still love her
TGIT (my weekend starts early)
This is a Zeena (named after Joan Blondell’s character in NIGHTMARE ALLEY) (courtesy of @vpkeenan.bsky.social) whiskey, sweet v, Benedictine, Pernod rinse, lemon garnish 💋
This is a Zeena (named after Joan Blondell’s character in NIGHTMARE ALLEY) (courtesy of @vpkeenan.bsky.social) whiskey, sweet v, Benedictine, Pernod rinse, lemon garnish 💋
November 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
TGIT (my weekend starts early)
This is a Zeena (named after Joan Blondell’s character in NIGHTMARE ALLEY) (courtesy of @vpkeenan.bsky.social) whiskey, sweet v, Benedictine, Pernod rinse, lemon garnish 💋
This is a Zeena (named after Joan Blondell’s character in NIGHTMARE ALLEY) (courtesy of @vpkeenan.bsky.social) whiskey, sweet v, Benedictine, Pernod rinse, lemon garnish 💋
The Power and the Glory (of cold foam)
November 6, 2025 at 10:56 AM
The Power and the Glory (of cold foam)
This image of Bogart is crazy. He doesn’t carry even one gun in MF let alone two and that haircut is from another movie entirely.
November 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
This image of Bogart is crazy. He doesn’t carry even one gun in MF let alone two and that haircut is from another movie entirely.
Good (and I mean GOOD) morning ☀️
November 5, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Good (and I mean GOOD) morning ☀️
O shit Cheney really did die?! I thought all those “corpse of Dick Cheney endorses Cuomo” posts were just a bit! Wow, ok.
Anyway, R.I.P. Diane Ladd
Anyway, R.I.P. Diane Ladd
November 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
O shit Cheney really did die?! I thought all those “corpse of Dick Cheney endorses Cuomo” posts were just a bit! Wow, ok.
Anyway, R.I.P. Diane Ladd
Anyway, R.I.P. Diane Ladd
WEAPONS (2025)
November 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
WEAPONS (2025)