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5 BACTERIUMS And GUT FLORA That PROVE You Were BORN TO FUCK

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January 29, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Idea of a bumper sticker that says My Oyster Car is Funny, then a big arrow that points to the right or left. The idea is you park next to another car and it looks like they are the oyster car
January 28, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Added Vibri to my Lammy / Gitaroo drawing to finish the trifecta of lovely playstation rhythm game characters
January 27, 2026 at 7:03 AM
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Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.

White. Hot. Rage.
January 24, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Legends foretold of an epic "Greek Gyro" that would return in times of duress to save us from our deadly fate...!

Haha nah but seriously this gyro is really good, you said you made this? .......the cook made it, right yeah that tracks. And what was it you do again? .......cashier, right yeah
January 8, 2026 at 6:39 AM
/r/WhatIf: Once a month your penis turns into "penis juice" for one business week. You know when its gonna happen so you can be ready with a cup to catch it in the cup. If you drink it all it goes back to normal early. It tastes like skin I guess. if you miss any drops it get smaller?
January 8, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Yesterday the top brass put me in the "Butter Pillory" for those terrible deeds I committed. Well jokes on them I slipped right out. Well then they put me in the "Butter Electric Chair" which unfortunately did work just fine
December 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Aw man... If your Lawyer has one of these names, I hate to break it to you son... Your going to Hell when you Die!!!

1. Stickle Butter
2. James Latkins
December 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
November 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Making some mtg token cards for my buddy, here's Treasure
November 13, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Im creating a new type of sport called Memphisball.

My friend who loves me so much: :) :D
November 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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apple carrots
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Im creating a new music genre called Creative-Bop. Its a type of music which is made with creative intentions... but still makes you Groove!

My friend who always supports me no matter what: youre out of your fucking mind
September 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Thank you Mr. @kcg.bsky.social for creating such wonderful greatures, here I have made for you a "friendly comic" fan comic to show you I mean no harm
August 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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when you make a brown on the floor and your friend gives you a generational frown
August 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Jackson and I devised a new character "Mr. Coin" late one morning, such a conniving character with an ugly background. What could become of him?
August 21, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Reddit dot com slash am I the asshole: My stupid chud son asked for a damn parabola for his birthday. Instead I made him and his friends some creamed corn sandwiches, and now my wife won't talk to me and my son ran away. My dog died of old age, unrelated but it made me sad. What's the plan, team?
August 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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He try to makeda gyro
September 20, 2023 at 3:17 PM
Through years of painful retention i have unlocked the ability to go "ENERGY ONE BILLION" mode. In this mode I am immune to all posion and fire attacks. But I remain susceptible to "True Love's Gentle Embrace." In this mode I wield a bident with three prongs.
August 3, 2025 at 6:27 PM
3x3 for the first half of 2025
July 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
With how many games come out on any given day, theres always gonna be indie games that get lost in the chaos, but I really wish Pompom had taken off in some capacity cuz its just so creative and fun

Its one of those games that baffles me with how clean and perfect it feels, everything is done right
June 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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There's a surprise in the bathroom, go look.
June 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
guy with Oblivion on the brain:
Having a cup of Jauffre in the morning is my number one Priory
June 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Man they given out anything nowadays!!
May 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
For Slime and Country

If i am not one of many or one alone then I KNOW I am but slime, and slime I shall be.

AND WITHOUT THAT SLIME WHO AM I?

I stand alone but amongst many as the cream of slime, the progenitor in tempest.
May 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM