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clamheide
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Aw man... If your Lawyer has one of these names, I hate to break it to you son... Your going to Hell when you Die!!!

1. Stickle Butter
2. James Latkins
December 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
November 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Making some mtg token cards for my buddy, here's Treasure
November 13, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Im creating a new type of sport called Memphisball.

My friend who loves me so much: :) :D
November 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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apple carrots
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Im creating a new music genre called Creative-Bop. Its a type of music which is made with creative intentions... but still makes you Groove!

My friend who always supports me no matter what: youre out of your fucking mind
September 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Thank you Mr. @kcg.bsky.social for creating such wonderful greatures, here I have made for you a "friendly comic" fan comic to show you I mean no harm
August 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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when you make a brown on the floor and your friend gives you a generational frown
August 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Jackson and I devised a new character "Mr. Coin" late one morning, such a conniving character with an ugly background. What could become of him?
August 21, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Reddit dot com slash am I the asshole: My stupid chud son asked for a damn parabola for his birthday. Instead I made him and his friends some creamed corn sandwiches, and now my wife won't talk to me and my son ran away. My dog died of old age, unrelated but it made me sad. What's the plan, team?
August 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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He try to makeda gyro
September 20, 2023 at 3:17 PM
Through years of painful retention i have unlocked the ability to go "ENERGY ONE BILLION" mode. In this mode I am immune to all posion and fire attacks. But I remain susceptible to "True Love's Gentle Embrace." In this mode I wield a bident with three prongs.
August 3, 2025 at 6:27 PM
3x3 for the first half of 2025
July 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
With how many games come out on any given day, theres always gonna be indie games that get lost in the chaos, but I really wish Pompom had taken off in some capacity cuz its just so creative and fun

Its one of those games that baffles me with how clean and perfect it feels, everything is done right
June 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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There's a surprise in the bathroom, go look.
June 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
guy with Oblivion on the brain:
Having a cup of Jauffre in the morning is my number one Priory
June 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Man they given out anything nowadays!!
May 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
For Slime and Country

If i am not one of many or one alone then I KNOW I am but slime, and slime I shall be.

AND WITHOUT THAT SLIME WHO AM I?

I stand alone but amongst many as the cream of slime, the progenitor in tempest.
May 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Top 10 Times Hitler was WRONG

Number 1: That Horrible Deed... need we say more?
May 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Finally done animating my Tarkus loop. Threw in some metal slug sound effects for good measure
April 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
There's a girl out there in the world
Who sins every time I sneeze
I generally sneeze twice so it tracks she sins two
And generally she'll go to hell when I die
May 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Theres a man out there in the world
Whos eyes only open when mine are closed
He cant sleep for my incessant blinking and
God do I wish every day I were him
May 12, 2025 at 5:38 AM
gotta be the worst sweepstakes I ever saw
May 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Thousands of years ago, Star Wars happened.
May 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Luke Skywalker doesnt have a bedtime...
May 5, 2025 at 9:04 AM