BoneChocolates
@bonechocolates.bsky.social
Autistic investigative journalist in training. I agree w/Buddhists who love Christ but find Christians so strangely un-Christ-like. I don't like seeing people lied to.
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Found 14-sec video I forgot
🤣🤣🤣
Stepdad & me went to a bday (my momma was sick.)
I was insistent that he ask about for the "Vallete" parking to just amuse me. He didn't want to but I was like: "Do It!!"
LMAO, the sweet attendant thought we were Grade-A morons 😂😂🏆
🤣🤣🤣
Stepdad & me went to a bday (my momma was sick.)
I was insistent that he ask about for the "Vallete" parking to just amuse me. He didn't want to but I was like: "Do It!!"
LMAO, the sweet attendant thought we were Grade-A morons 😂😂🏆
January 13, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Found 14-sec video I forgot
🤣🤣🤣
Stepdad & me went to a bday (my momma was sick.)
I was insistent that he ask about for the "Vallete" parking to just amuse me. He didn't want to but I was like: "Do It!!"
LMAO, the sweet attendant thought we were Grade-A morons 😂😂🏆
🤣🤣🤣
Stepdad & me went to a bday (my momma was sick.)
I was insistent that he ask about for the "Vallete" parking to just amuse me. He didn't want to but I was like: "Do It!!"
LMAO, the sweet attendant thought we were Grade-A morons 😂😂🏆
Found 14-sec video I forgot
🤣🤣🤣
Stepdad & me went to a bday (my momma was sick.)
I was insistent that he ask about for the "Vallete" parking to just amuse me. He didn't want to but I was like: "Do It!!"
LMAO, the sweet attendant thought we were Grade-A morons 😂😂🏆
🤣🤣🤣
Stepdad & me went to a bday (my momma was sick.)
I was insistent that he ask about for the "Vallete" parking to just amuse me. He didn't want to but I was like: "Do It!!"
LMAO, the sweet attendant thought we were Grade-A morons 😂😂🏆
January 13, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Found 14-sec video I forgot
🤣🤣🤣
Stepdad & me went to a bday (my momma was sick.)
I was insistent that he ask about for the "Vallete" parking to just amuse me. He didn't want to but I was like: "Do It!!"
LMAO, the sweet attendant thought we were Grade-A morons 😂😂🏆
🤣🤣🤣
Stepdad & me went to a bday (my momma was sick.)
I was insistent that he ask about for the "Vallete" parking to just amuse me. He didn't want to but I was like: "Do It!!"
LMAO, the sweet attendant thought we were Grade-A morons 😂😂🏆
Fucking Kevin left me alone to blow someone's brains out yet a-fucking-again.
I'm so done with that dude.
I'm so done with that dude.
January 12, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Fucking Kevin left me alone to blow someone's brains out yet a-fucking-again.
I'm so done with that dude.
I'm so done with that dude.
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“Hurt a fly”? Why would you waste your time hurting a fly you fucking psychopath, just kill it. Have some mercy for fucksake.
August 5, 2025 at 5:58 AM
“Hurt a fly”? Why would you waste your time hurting a fly you fucking psychopath, just kill it. Have some mercy for fucksake.
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Religion is the only realm of society where you’re excused for being wildly delusional.
Jews: Jesus is boiling in excrement for eternity.
Christians: Lady who never had sex gave birth to God’s son, who is also God himself, & a ghost too.
Muslims: Draw Muhammad and you gotta die.
Jews: Jesus is boiling in excrement for eternity.
Christians: Lady who never had sex gave birth to God’s son, who is also God himself, & a ghost too.
Muslims: Draw Muhammad and you gotta die.
October 8, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Religion is the only realm of society where you’re excused for being wildly delusional.
Jews: Jesus is boiling in excrement for eternity.
Christians: Lady who never had sex gave birth to God’s son, who is also God himself, & a ghost too.
Muslims: Draw Muhammad and you gotta die.
Jews: Jesus is boiling in excrement for eternity.
Christians: Lady who never had sex gave birth to God’s son, who is also God himself, & a ghost too.
Muslims: Draw Muhammad and you gotta die.
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Oh, you think *I’m* gross??
I’m not the one shooting period blood from my dick-hole for “sport” thankyouverymuch.
I’m not the one shooting period blood from my dick-hole for “sport” thankyouverymuch.
“Hey bro, I’m bleeding from my dick!”
“Sweet bro! Me too!”
“Let’s have bloody butt sex bro!”
“Okay bro!”
*bloody butt sex ensues*
(FACT: This conversation would happen verbatim, all over the world, at least 5 times a day, forever)
“Sweet bro! Me too!”
“Let’s have bloody butt sex bro!”
“Okay bro!”
*bloody butt sex ensues*
(FACT: This conversation would happen verbatim, all over the world, at least 5 times a day, forever)
There would be Japanese “bloodkakke” porn and competitions to see who could shoot blood furthest from their dick-holes.
Again, don’t shoot the messenger. I’m just citing statistical probabilities here.
Again, don’t shoot the messenger. I’m just citing statistical probabilities here.
October 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Oh, you think *I’m* gross??
I’m not the one shooting period blood from my dick-hole for “sport” thankyouverymuch.
I’m not the one shooting period blood from my dick-hole for “sport” thankyouverymuch.
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Watching Golden Globes just to get angry.
Announcer literally said "Timothee Chalamet (that long fetus guy- my note) thanked his girlfriend Kylie Jenner when he won a (don't remember what- my note) will he today?"
And there are "Polymarket" gambling odds on bottom of screen
LOL I want to die.
Announcer literally said "Timothee Chalamet (that long fetus guy- my note) thanked his girlfriend Kylie Jenner when he won a (don't remember what- my note) will he today?"
And there are "Polymarket" gambling odds on bottom of screen
LOL I want to die.
January 12, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Watching Golden Globes just to get angry.
Announcer literally said "Timothee Chalamet (that long fetus guy- my note) thanked his girlfriend Kylie Jenner when he won a (don't remember what- my note) will he today?"
And there are "Polymarket" gambling odds on bottom of screen
LOL I want to die.
Announcer literally said "Timothee Chalamet (that long fetus guy- my note) thanked his girlfriend Kylie Jenner when he won a (don't remember what- my note) will he today?"
And there are "Polymarket" gambling odds on bottom of screen
LOL I want to die.
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Awww look at us all. Telling our little jokes while everything that even resembled human freedom or autonomy is erased
January 12, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Awww look at us all. Telling our little jokes while everything that even resembled human freedom or autonomy is erased
I think these were my first words when I was born
walk up in the club like
“what up. i have made a grave mistake
i should not be here”
“what up. i have made a grave mistake
i should not be here”
January 12, 2026 at 4:02 AM
I think these were my first words when I was born
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Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
Statement by Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell
YouTube video by Federal Reserve
www.youtube.com
January 12, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
Awww look at us all. Telling our little jokes while everything that even resembled human freedom or autonomy is erased
January 12, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Awww look at us all. Telling our little jokes while everything that even resembled human freedom or autonomy is erased
Watching Golden Globes just to get angry.
Announcer literally said "Timothee Chalamet (that long fetus guy- my note) thanked his girlfriend Kylie Jenner when he won a (don't remember what- my note) will he today?"
And there are "Polymarket" gambling odds on bottom of screen
LOL I want to die.
Announcer literally said "Timothee Chalamet (that long fetus guy- my note) thanked his girlfriend Kylie Jenner when he won a (don't remember what- my note) will he today?"
And there are "Polymarket" gambling odds on bottom of screen
LOL I want to die.
January 12, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Watching Golden Globes just to get angry.
Announcer literally said "Timothee Chalamet (that long fetus guy- my note) thanked his girlfriend Kylie Jenner when he won a (don't remember what- my note) will he today?"
And there are "Polymarket" gambling odds on bottom of screen
LOL I want to die.
Announcer literally said "Timothee Chalamet (that long fetus guy- my note) thanked his girlfriend Kylie Jenner when he won a (don't remember what- my note) will he today?"
And there are "Polymarket" gambling odds on bottom of screen
LOL I want to die.
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mariah carey has such remarkable vocal range she can hit notes i have absolutely no interest in hearing.
September 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
mariah carey has such remarkable vocal range she can hit notes i have absolutely no interest in hearing.
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my spouse took her top off in front of me and my wife flashed before my eyes
January 12, 2026 at 2:10 AM
my spouse took her top off in front of me and my wife flashed before my eyes
I wanna go on Wheel of Fortune just to shout "No whammy, no whammy. Big money...big money. Annnnd STOP!
I said STOP!! Why won't it stop?!"
and be kicked off
I said STOP!! Why won't it stop?!"
and be kicked off
January 12, 2026 at 2:28 AM
I wanna go on Wheel of Fortune just to shout "No whammy, no whammy. Big money...big money. Annnnd STOP!
I said STOP!! Why won't it stop?!"
and be kicked off
I said STOP!! Why won't it stop?!"
and be kicked off
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Karma police: I've given all I can it's not enough
January 8, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Karma police: I've given all I can it's not enough
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I really don't like it when people think I have nearly no filter or "sense of decorum" because it's true, I do not, and the truth can be very painful sometimes.
January 10, 2026 at 7:14 AM
I really don't like it when people think I have nearly no filter or "sense of decorum" because it's true, I do not, and the truth can be very painful sometimes.
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If men got their periods they would probably brag about it, bleed all over everything, and use it as evidence of their innate superiority.
(Don’t get mad at me for citing an extremely high statistical probability based on data.)
(Don’t get mad at me for citing an extremely high statistical probability based on data.)
October 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
If men got their periods they would probably brag about it, bleed all over everything, and use it as evidence of their innate superiority.
(Don’t get mad at me for citing an extremely high statistical probability based on data.)
(Don’t get mad at me for citing an extremely high statistical probability based on data.)
I really don't like it when people think I have nearly no filter or "sense of decorum" because it's true, I do not, and the truth can be very painful sometimes.
January 10, 2026 at 7:14 AM
I really don't like it when people think I have nearly no filter or "sense of decorum" because it's true, I do not, and the truth can be very painful sometimes.
For a long time i thought the saying was "existence is futile" and honestly that still makes more sense to me
January 9, 2026 at 4:21 AM
For a long time i thought the saying was "existence is futile" and honestly that still makes more sense to me
In N. Korea, when the realization hits that nearly everything (or much of what people thought) about their world is a lie, reactions differ:
-Anger/sorrow
-Throwing up
-Laughing bitterly
-Some laugh AND throw up
-Escape attempt
-Denial
-Trudging on
Tell me: how do you react?
-Anger/sorrow
-Throwing up
-Laughing bitterly
-Some laugh AND throw up
-Escape attempt
-Denial
-Trudging on
Tell me: how do you react?
January 9, 2026 at 4:05 AM
In N. Korea, when the realization hits that nearly everything (or much of what people thought) about their world is a lie, reactions differ:
-Anger/sorrow
-Throwing up
-Laughing bitterly
-Some laugh AND throw up
-Escape attempt
-Denial
-Trudging on
Tell me: how do you react?
-Anger/sorrow
-Throwing up
-Laughing bitterly
-Some laugh AND throw up
-Escape attempt
-Denial
-Trudging on
Tell me: how do you react?
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I saw a Lincoln quote I'd never seen before, and I keep thinking about it.
He said: "With malice toward none, and charity for all."
Can you imagine DJT ever saying or even just thinking something so loving (and articulate)? No. Neither him nor his billionaire cabal.
He said: "With malice toward none, and charity for all."
Can you imagine DJT ever saying or even just thinking something so loving (and articulate)? No. Neither him nor his billionaire cabal.
January 5, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I saw a Lincoln quote I'd never seen before, and I keep thinking about it.
He said: "With malice toward none, and charity for all."
Can you imagine DJT ever saying or even just thinking something so loving (and articulate)? No. Neither him nor his billionaire cabal.
He said: "With malice toward none, and charity for all."
Can you imagine DJT ever saying or even just thinking something so loving (and articulate)? No. Neither him nor his billionaire cabal.
Karma police: I've given all I can it's not enough
January 8, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Karma police: I've given all I can it's not enough
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Social media has taught me, that if you have nothing important to say, you should say it on social media.
January 5, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Social media has taught me, that if you have nothing important to say, you should say it on social media.
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microblogging as a format was designed for posting pictures of your sandwich and jokes about jerking off. every time you try to make it do something else it degrades the core experience
January 6, 2026 at 10:30 PM
microblogging as a format was designed for posting pictures of your sandwich and jokes about jerking off. every time you try to make it do something else it degrades the core experience