Madame LaCrooz
@madamelacrooz.bsky.social
At the corner of Bliss and Blunt.
Do not make me punch you.
Do not make me punch you.
Pinned
Madame LaCrooz
@madamelacrooz.bsky.social
· Jan 20
A study of violent vs. non-violent civil resistance since 1900:
3.5 %
That's what it takes.
3.5 %
That's what it takes.
omg even my dog doesn’t want to be around me when I’m this sad
Total violation of contract if u ask me.
Does she have to clean up my shit? No.
Does she rub my belly on demand? No.
Do I get to eat treats of dessicated liver and dried cod? No.
hmmmph
Total violation of contract if u ask me.
Does she have to clean up my shit? No.
Does she rub my belly on demand? No.
Do I get to eat treats of dessicated liver and dried cod? No.
hmmmph
February 5, 2026 at 8:24 AM
omg even my dog doesn’t want to be around me when I’m this sad
Total violation of contract if u ask me.
Does she have to clean up my shit? No.
Does she rub my belly on demand? No.
Do I get to eat treats of dessicated liver and dried cod? No.
hmmmph
Total violation of contract if u ask me.
Does she have to clean up my shit? No.
Does she rub my belly on demand? No.
Do I get to eat treats of dessicated liver and dried cod? No.
hmmmph
Oh dear everything is so awful my co-workers are offering me their drugs.
And I’m accepting them.
Tune in tomorrow, when I start protesting ICE in the lobby of a funeral home.
And I’m accepting them.
Tune in tomorrow, when I start protesting ICE in the lobby of a funeral home.
February 5, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Oh dear everything is so awful my co-workers are offering me their drugs.
And I’m accepting them.
Tune in tomorrow, when I start protesting ICE in the lobby of a funeral home.
And I’m accepting them.
Tune in tomorrow, when I start protesting ICE in the lobby of a funeral home.
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It was the best of times, it clearly wasn’t the now of times.
January 10, 2026 at 3:51 PM
It was the best of times, it clearly wasn’t the now of times.
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To cut down on my alcohol intake I’m only going to have half measures in future but to save on the washing up I’m going to have them two at a time in the same glass.
January 13, 2026 at 2:23 PM
To cut down on my alcohol intake I’m only going to have half measures in future but to save on the washing up I’m going to have them two at a time in the same glass.
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I always keep a good bottle of wine in the fridge for important celebrations like birthdays, new jobs or promotions, baby and engagement announcements, Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednes…
January 19, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I always keep a good bottle of wine in the fridge for important celebrations like birthdays, new jobs or promotions, baby and engagement announcements, Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednes…
Torture to watch ‘Death By Lightning’ knowing the people that have strived to make the world better are so easily gone and here we are under the thumb of a moron and his minions.
February 5, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Torture to watch ‘Death By Lightning’ knowing the people that have strived to make the world better are so easily gone and here we are under the thumb of a moron and his minions.
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Reading the fine print on Brad Karp's "resignation," you will notice that he's staying at Paul Weiss as a partner while merely giving up his chairmanship. So being outed as an Epstein chum is embarrassing, but not THAT embarrassing. Here's the firm's spin job: www.prnewswire.com/news-release...
Paul, Weiss Appoints Scott Barshay Chairman
/PRNewswire/ -- Paul, Weiss, Rifkind, Wharton & Garrison LLP announced today that Scott Barshay has been appointed Chairman of the firm, effective immediately,...
www.prnewswire.com
February 5, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Reading the fine print on Brad Karp's "resignation," you will notice that he's staying at Paul Weiss as a partner while merely giving up his chairmanship. So being outed as an Epstein chum is embarrassing, but not THAT embarrassing. Here's the firm's spin job: www.prnewswire.com/news-release...
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For a badass, I sure do use the term "samesies" a lot
February 2, 2026 at 1:50 PM
For a badass, I sure do use the term "samesies" a lot
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I guess Mike Johnson missed law school the day they taught all of the laws.
February 3, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I guess Mike Johnson missed law school the day they taught all of the laws.
And you’re impeached immediately if u start bulldozing the People’s House
All they had to do was pass these laws:
- you could not run for president after being convicted of a felony
- you could not hold public office with a dead worm in your brain
- you could not hold public office if you killed your dog
- you could not run for president after being convicted of a felony
- you could not hold public office with a dead worm in your brain
- you could not hold public office if you killed your dog
February 5, 2026 at 4:34 AM
And you’re impeached immediately if u start bulldozing the People’s House
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In 2025, China bought 12M tons of US soybeans. Under Biden, it was 26M to 29M tons. Trump’s Phase One bailouts totaled $28B for farmers, plus $12B in 2025. Now Xi is only considering 8M more tons. Art of the deal.
February 5, 2026 at 2:23 AM
In 2025, China bought 12M tons of US soybeans. Under Biden, it was 26M to 29M tons. Trump’s Phase One bailouts totaled $28B for farmers, plus $12B in 2025. Now Xi is only considering 8M more tons. Art of the deal.
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Every single adult in this world has a duty to protect every single child in this world irrespective of race, religion, nationality. If you can't understand this, then you are broken.
February 5, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Every single adult in this world has a duty to protect every single child in this world irrespective of race, religion, nationality. If you can't understand this, then you are broken.
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Valentine’s Day ain’t nothin but ya ladies extra birthday Tuh
February 4, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Valentine’s Day ain’t nothin but ya ladies extra birthday Tuh
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Oklahoma receives $18 billion more in federal funds than it gives with 12.2 percent from California. Nearly half of Oklahoma's government revenue is from federal funding. Just say thank you and be on your way, asshole.
Markwayne Mullin: "I agree with what Lindsey is saying on defunding these sanctuary cities. We should pull our TSA agents out of their airports and not allow their airpot to be classified as international or even a regional hub. We should pull all of our aid."
February 3, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Oklahoma receives $18 billion more in federal funds than it gives with 12.2 percent from California. Nearly half of Oklahoma's government revenue is from federal funding. Just say thank you and be on your way, asshole.
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We’re literally killing ourselves. They’ve been working on cutting edge cancer vaccines
Moderna announced that they’re cutting back late-stage vaccine trials due to the uncertainty in the US market www.cidrap.umn.edu/misc-emergin...
Moderna chief: Company won’t invest in new late-stage vaccine trials
Moderna has already been facing declines in sales after a boom during the COVID-19 pandemic.
www.cidrap.umn.edu
February 4, 2026 at 7:03 AM
We’re literally killing ourselves. They’ve been working on cutting edge cancer vaccines
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Strip Law character reel
meet Lincoln Gumb, Sheila Flambe, Irene Gumb and Glem Blorchman
you're gonna wanna forget your family's names and memorize those
meet Lincoln Gumb, Sheila Flambe, Irene Gumb and Glem Blorchman
you're gonna wanna forget your family's names and memorize those
February 3, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Strip Law character reel
meet Lincoln Gumb, Sheila Flambe, Irene Gumb and Glem Blorchman
you're gonna wanna forget your family's names and memorize those
meet Lincoln Gumb, Sheila Flambe, Irene Gumb and Glem Blorchman
you're gonna wanna forget your family's names and memorize those
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Google complies with DHS requests. If you haven't back up your stuff off Google somewhere else - you really really should.
Floored by this story. A man wrote a pollite email to a federal prosecutor objecting to the deportation of an Afghan seeking asylum. DHS responded with an administrative warrant to get the man's info from Google, then visited his home to intimidate him.
DHS Hunts Down 67-Year-Old U.S. Citizen Who Criticized Them in Email
The Department of Homeland Security is using a little-known tool to go after its critics.
newrepublic.com
February 4, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Google complies with DHS requests. If you haven't back up your stuff off Google somewhere else - you really really should.
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The culture of men staying quiet about their buddies' behavior is the culture that facilitates decades of impunity for men who rape children.
February 4, 2026 at 5:09 AM
The culture of men staying quiet about their buddies' behavior is the culture that facilitates decades of impunity for men who rape children.
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Ive watched this about 100 times.
This is why the internet was invented.
Right here.
Peak content.
This is why the internet was invented.
Right here.
Peak content.
February 4, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Ive watched this about 100 times.
This is why the internet was invented.
Right here.
Peak content.
This is why the internet was invented.
Right here.
Peak content.
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Reportedly, this campaign succeeded in pushing Becoming to #6 until Netflix suddenly RECATEGORIZED it, inexplicably, as a kids' film, so it won't show in their regular top ten. Fuckers. Fuckery.
It wouldn't at all surprise me if the WH leaned on them to do that, because of course they would.
It wouldn't at all surprise me if the WH leaned on them to do that, because of course they would.
February 3, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Reportedly, this campaign succeeded in pushing Becoming to #6 until Netflix suddenly RECATEGORIZED it, inexplicably, as a kids' film, so it won't show in their regular top ten. Fuckers. Fuckery.
It wouldn't at all surprise me if the WH leaned on them to do that, because of course they would.
It wouldn't at all surprise me if the WH leaned on them to do that, because of course they would.
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It’s like I always say, Google will sell your ass out in an instant. They’ll turn over your search history, emails, whatever the government wants, whether the request is legal or not.
February 4, 2026 at 2:26 AM
It’s like I always say, Google will sell your ass out in an instant. They’ll turn over your search history, emails, whatever the government wants, whether the request is legal or not.
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Just for some background, this is the draft executive order that the crazies in Trumpworld (Flynn, Giuliani, etc.) had ready for Trump in 2020 to seize voting machines. Note the last part, which authorizes criminal proceedings www.politico.com/f/?id=000001... www.politico.com/news/2022/01...
Read the never-issued Trump order that would have seized voting machines
The Jan. 6 select panel has obtained the draft order and a document titled "Remarks on National Healing." Both are reported here in detail for the first time.
www.politico.com
January 29, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Just for some background, this is the draft executive order that the crazies in Trumpworld (Flynn, Giuliani, etc.) had ready for Trump in 2020 to seize voting machines. Note the last part, which authorizes criminal proceedings www.politico.com/f/?id=000001... www.politico.com/news/2022/01...
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If someone gives me shit I just tell them I have old man strength and I fight dirty
February 4, 2026 at 12:29 AM
If someone gives me shit I just tell them I have old man strength and I fight dirty
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"For much of the 2010s and likely before and since, it appears the crime rate of CBP agents and offices was higher PER CAPITA than the crime rate of undocumented immigrants in the United States."
www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/accountabi...
www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/accountabi...
Accountability for ICE and CBP
However bad you think the corruption and misconduct at ICE and CBP is — the reality is far far worse.
www.doomsdayscenario.co
February 4, 2026 at 2:28 AM
"For much of the 2010s and likely before and since, it appears the crime rate of CBP agents and offices was higher PER CAPITA than the crime rate of undocumented immigrants in the United States."
www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/accountabi...
www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/accountabi...