Madame La Crooz
@madamelacrooz.bsky.social
At the corner of Bliss and Blunt.
Do not make me punch you.
Do not make me punch you.
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Post a bird to support @sbworkersunited.org and warn your followers not to buy Starbucks for the duration of the strike.
Or else.
Or else.
November 14, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Post a bird to support @sbworkersunited.org and warn your followers not to buy Starbucks for the duration of the strike.
Or else.
Or else.
Like aLLLLLLLLLLLL the way.
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Like aLLLLLLLLLLLL the way.
Love ‘The Lowdown’ for all the low key truth.
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Love ‘The Lowdown’ for all the low key truth.
Another criminal free thanks to this GOP administration
November 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Another criminal free thanks to this GOP administration
And then the real map that makes The White House throw sh*t.
November 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
And then the real map that makes The White House throw sh*t.
It is over. More than 2200 kids.
November 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
It is over. More than 2200 kids.
My neighborhood goes all out for Halloween. 3 haunted houses. 2200 kids last year. (There’s an official counter. Who knew.) They block off the streets. Bring in busses. I had no idea. I just live here and always decorate. No wonder I always run out of candy.
October 31, 2025 at 8:34 AM
My neighborhood goes all out for Halloween. 3 haunted houses. 2200 kids last year. (There’s an official counter. Who knew.) They block off the streets. Bring in busses. I had no idea. I just live here and always decorate. No wonder I always run out of candy.
There's no such thing as "quality" when you're dumping sh*t on America.
October 21, 2025 at 5:45 PM
There's no such thing as "quality" when you're dumping sh*t on America.
I liked the eagles.
October 19, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I liked the eagles.
One of my succulents did this .
Who knew.
Who knew.
October 2, 2025 at 7:11 AM
One of my succulents did this .
Who knew.
Who knew.
Minion Johnson's own district
October 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Minion Johnson's own district
without downloading anything new, where are you mentally
September 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
without downloading anything new, where are you mentally
I was looking for that concert still but found this instead. Aww me.
The Marin Flea Market
The Marin Flea Market
September 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I was looking for that concert still but found this instead. Aww me.
The Marin Flea Market
The Marin Flea Market
September 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Well *technically* isn’t this the mechanical god they envisioned?
September 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Well *technically* isn’t this the mechanical god they envisioned?
She heads up Transportation at our BAD AF (Bay Area Division - Antifa Factory).
September 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
She heads up Transportation at our BAD AF (Bay Area Division - Antifa Factory).
"Apprentice' represented the cultural magnitude of President Trump's singular brilliance, which captured the [Z]eitgeist of our time"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHsnortHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHwow Miller really outdid himselfHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHsnortHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHwow Miller really outdid himselfHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
![snip from court docs regarding Trump's lame suit against the NYT because he is a verrrrry insecure man: "Apprentice' represented the cultural magnitude of President Trump's singular brilliance, which captured the [Z]eitgeist of our time"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rmvb7hdj4ql5wv5yqm5scmam/bafkreiht2vallb7gsqzlk2gg4brc2t7gq4mnj2bv5rmf3amzcj2gfkivbi@jpeg)
September 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
"Apprentice' represented the cultural magnitude of President Trump's singular brilliance, which captured the [Z]eitgeist of our time"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHsnortHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHwow Miller really outdid himselfHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHsnortHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHwow Miller really outdid himselfHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
If half the country is his enemy...
September 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
If half the country is his enemy...
Listed ´authoritarian capitulation slimeballs’ as my reason for cancelling.
September 18, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Listed ´authoritarian capitulation slimeballs’ as my reason for cancelling.
Oh shit. What have I done!?! 😱
Post a random picture or everything will go bad in September.
Post a random picture or everything will go bad in September.
September 8, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Oh shit. What have I done!?! 😱
Post a random picture or everything will go bad in September.
Post a random picture or everything will go bad in September.
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr
September 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr
My Assemblywomen sent me an email (!?) outlining the facts of the bill and I wrote back to thank her (!?!) since no one has mentioned that our independent commission remains intact for future. No one is talking about it and no one will show up if we don’t.
August 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
My Assemblywomen sent me an email (!?) outlining the facts of the bill and I wrote back to thank her (!?!) since no one has mentioned that our independent commission remains intact for future. No one is talking about it and no one will show up if we don’t.
This guy? Unliked?
Funny he likes couches when he looks more like a bean bag chair.
Funny he likes couches when he looks more like a bean bag chair.
August 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
This guy? Unliked?
Funny he likes couches when he looks more like a bean bag chair.
Funny he likes couches when he looks more like a bean bag chair.