Space Moddity (they/them)
@doktormod.bsky.social
a transgender windmill ★ pansexual ★ genderfluid ★ neurodivergent
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Why is my Pornography Box making this strange sound?
Wife: That's your phone. Your dentist is calling you.
*Astonished* I have a dentist?!
Wife: That's your phone. Your dentist is calling you.
*Astonished* I have a dentist?!
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I am at the doctor's office, should I take after Mowgli and try to hide in the sink or under a chair?
January 20, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I am at the doctor's office, should I take after Mowgli and try to hide in the sink or under a chair?
I'm running late this morning and can only do one. Should I:
1️⃣ Eat breakfast and take my meds that require a full stomach
2️⃣ Empty my bowels
3️⃣ Eat on the toilet
4️⃣ Skip my appointment, skip breakfast, skip my meds, and run screaming into the woods to live like an animal covered in my own filth
1️⃣ Eat breakfast and take my meds that require a full stomach
2️⃣ Empty my bowels
3️⃣ Eat on the toilet
4️⃣ Skip my appointment, skip breakfast, skip my meds, and run screaming into the woods to live like an animal covered in my own filth
January 20, 2026 at 4:09 PM
I'm running late this morning and can only do one. Should I:
1️⃣ Eat breakfast and take my meds that require a full stomach
2️⃣ Empty my bowels
3️⃣ Eat on the toilet
4️⃣ Skip my appointment, skip breakfast, skip my meds, and run screaming into the woods to live like an animal covered in my own filth
1️⃣ Eat breakfast and take my meds that require a full stomach
2️⃣ Empty my bowels
3️⃣ Eat on the toilet
4️⃣ Skip my appointment, skip breakfast, skip my meds, and run screaming into the woods to live like an animal covered in my own filth
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Overheard:
"I think that creepy guy is listening to our conversation."
"I think that creepy guy is listening to our conversation."
January 20, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Overheard:
"I think that creepy guy is listening to our conversation."
"I think that creepy guy is listening to our conversation."
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a premature ejaculator’s great great great great great grandfather who fought in the American revolution was also known as a minuteman
*annnnnnnnd, send 👻*
*annnnnnnnd, send 👻*
January 20, 2026 at 3:53 PM
a premature ejaculator’s great great great great great grandfather who fought in the American revolution was also known as a minuteman
*annnnnnnnd, send 👻*
*annnnnnnnd, send 👻*
Looks like nothing is getting done this morning
January 19, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Looks like nothing is getting done this morning
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oh it's going to be a Recession recession
January 18, 2026 at 10:56 PM
oh it's going to be a Recession recession
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The absolute accuracy of this.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The absolute accuracy of this.
Sensory issues are wild. Having cold feet and wearing warm socks are both equally unbearable. Like, bro, at what point do I just replace my feet with wooden pegs?
January 19, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Sensory issues are wild. Having cold feet and wearing warm socks are both equally unbearable. Like, bro, at what point do I just replace my feet with wooden pegs?
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I roll over and whisper to Pillow Boyfriend
"If I were a blow up doll where do you think my valve would be?"
"If I were a blow up doll where do you think my valve would be?"
January 18, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I roll over and whisper to Pillow Boyfriend
"If I were a blow up doll where do you think my valve would be?"
"If I were a blow up doll where do you think my valve would be?"
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Please do not tell me any bad personal news because I might slip & tell my second most difficult aunt & she’ll demand to know your address so she can send a card.
(The card will be embossed with her initials & say something like, “Bon courage! I, too, have suffered recent misfortune….”)
(The card will be embossed with her initials & say something like, “Bon courage! I, too, have suffered recent misfortune….”)
January 18, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Please do not tell me any bad personal news because I might slip & tell my second most difficult aunt & she’ll demand to know your address so she can send a card.
(The card will be embossed with her initials & say something like, “Bon courage! I, too, have suffered recent misfortune….”)
(The card will be embossed with her initials & say something like, “Bon courage! I, too, have suffered recent misfortune….”)
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Guy whose parents couldn’t afford name brand: There’s a freaking cheeseling in the White House.
January 18, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Guy whose parents couldn’t afford name brand: There’s a freaking cheeseling in the White House.
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Seen in Minneapolis this morning
January 17, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Seen in Minneapolis this morning
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Me: Congratulations, sir, you won Greenland by being such a great president. Go check it out.
Him (hopping on): It's smaller than I thought.
Me: Yes, but it's full of resources. *pokes the ice floe off-shore with a stick*
Him (hopping on): It's smaller than I thought.
Me: Yes, but it's full of resources. *pokes the ice floe off-shore with a stick*
January 17, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Me: Congratulations, sir, you won Greenland by being such a great president. Go check it out.
Him (hopping on): It's smaller than I thought.
Me: Yes, but it's full of resources. *pokes the ice floe off-shore with a stick*
Him (hopping on): It's smaller than I thought.
Me: Yes, but it's full of resources. *pokes the ice floe off-shore with a stick*
Looking around at the state of the world right now, I'm kind of regretting closing that portal to the Boiling Blood Dimension that was in my basement
January 17, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Looking around at the state of the world right now, I'm kind of regretting closing that portal to the Boiling Blood Dimension that was in my basement
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always provolone never provtogether
January 15, 2026 at 5:58 PM
always provolone never provtogether
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I understand this is a global app but I can't be bothered with the whigs or the torbys right now. Have the King handle it!
January 15, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I understand this is a global app but I can't be bothered with the whigs or the torbys right now. Have the King handle it!
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Sesame Street was brought to you today by the letter “D”: despair, despondency, disillusionment, disheartened, fascism (oopsy how’d that get in there), demoralization, depression, d
January 15, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Sesame Street was brought to you today by the letter “D”: despair, despondency, disillusionment, disheartened, fascism (oopsy how’d that get in there), demoralization, depression, d
"Let's get that ass in gear!" I yelled at my malfunctioning clockwork twerking machine
January 15, 2026 at 2:42 PM
"Let's get that ass in gear!" I yelled at my malfunctioning clockwork twerking machine
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sensei: you have much to learn, my child
nonsensei: flamingos hate peanut butter
nonsensei: flamingos hate peanut butter
August 19, 2023 at 3:43 PM
sensei: you have much to learn, my child
nonsensei: flamingos hate peanut butter
nonsensei: flamingos hate peanut butter
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By now, asteroid 2026 Dreadstone has impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K–Pg Extinction Event. Most people just want to be with their families. Here are three ways effective business leaders can leverage targeted KPIs to turn tragedy 😔 into triumph 💪
January 11, 2026 at 5:47 AM
By now, asteroid 2026 Dreadstone has impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K–Pg Extinction Event. Most people just want to be with their families. Here are three ways effective business leaders can leverage targeted KPIs to turn tragedy 😔 into triumph 💪
The problem with chips and salsa is that if your bowl of chips gets empty before your bowl of salsa you have to get more chips and then if you wind up finishing your salsa and have chips left you gotta pour yourself more salsa and that's why I've been eating chips and salsa for 23 years straight
January 14, 2026 at 12:47 AM
The problem with chips and salsa is that if your bowl of chips gets empty before your bowl of salsa you have to get more chips and then if you wind up finishing your salsa and have chips left you gotta pour yourself more salsa and that's why I've been eating chips and salsa for 23 years straight
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Taking some time away from this website for the foreseeable future. Just received sad news that my dear friend and former lover, Dilbert, has passed away. I will always remember him for his fleshy hair and the way his tie flipped up. And also for having the thickest penis I've ever personally seen
January 13, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Taking some time away from this website for the foreseeable future. Just received sad news that my dear friend and former lover, Dilbert, has passed away. I will always remember him for his fleshy hair and the way his tie flipped up. And also for having the thickest penis I've ever personally seen
Politician 1: Cops?
Politician 2, nodding sagely: Cops.
Politician 3: OMG COPS!
Giant cop made of 39 cops fused together into a nightmarish amalgam of pasty white flesh and body armor: COPS!
Politician 2, nodding sagely: Cops.
Politician 3: OMG COPS!
Giant cop made of 39 cops fused together into a nightmarish amalgam of pasty white flesh and body armor: COPS!
January 13, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Politician 1: Cops?
Politician 2, nodding sagely: Cops.
Politician 3: OMG COPS!
Giant cop made of 39 cops fused together into a nightmarish amalgam of pasty white flesh and body armor: COPS!
Politician 2, nodding sagely: Cops.
Politician 3: OMG COPS!
Giant cop made of 39 cops fused together into a nightmarish amalgam of pasty white flesh and body armor: COPS!
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ohhhhh did you feel something???? did you “have emotions”??????? Feelsy McDepth over here, reacting to stimuli?????? ooooooh do these jingling keys make you “happy”
January 13, 2026 at 2:44 AM
ohhhhh did you feel something???? did you “have emotions”??????? Feelsy McDepth over here, reacting to stimuli?????? ooooooh do these jingling keys make you “happy”