Space Moddity (they/them)
@doktormod.bsky.social
a transgender windmill ★ pansexual ★ genderfluid ★ neurodivergent
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Why is my Pornography Box making this strange sound?
Wife: That's your phone. Your dentist is calling you.
*Astonished* I have a dentist?!
Wife: That's your phone. Your dentist is calling you.
*Astonished* I have a dentist?!
I'm usually up before my partner and I like to text them what state of mind I'm in so she can be prepared for what to encounter over morning coffee
Most mornings these days it's "Code: Radiohead"
Most mornings these days it's "Code: Radiohead"
January 21, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I'm usually up before my partner and I like to text them what state of mind I'm in so she can be prepared for what to encounter over morning coffee
Most mornings these days it's "Code: Radiohead"
Most mornings these days it's "Code: Radiohead"
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POETRY TEACHER: nothing rhymes with orange
ME: no it doesn't
ME: no it doesn't
January 21, 2026 at 1:43 AM
POETRY TEACHER: nothing rhymes with orange
ME: no it doesn't
ME: no it doesn't
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President Trump has an opportunity to do the most popular thing he's ever done
January 21, 2026 at 5:20 AM
President Trump has an opportunity to do the most popular thing he's ever done
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dinosaurs probably became birds because the floor was lava
January 21, 2026 at 5:52 PM
dinosaurs probably became birds because the floor was lava
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America is a great country guys where else can you eat so many chicken nuggets you forget how to read
January 21, 2026 at 3:04 PM
America is a great country guys where else can you eat so many chicken nuggets you forget how to read
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Oliver Twist voice: you've lost all rights to speak to us
January 21, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Oliver Twist voice: you've lost all rights to speak to us
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british guy: i hope americans are ready to be hated
lib american reply: i'm so ashamed of my countrymen, i hope that the british don't hate me specifically
Hamburglar: i haven't stolen anything since i got sober
lib american reply: i'm so ashamed of my countrymen, i hope that the british don't hate me specifically
Hamburglar: i haven't stolen anything since i got sober
January 21, 2026 at 3:12 PM
british guy: i hope americans are ready to be hated
lib american reply: i'm so ashamed of my countrymen, i hope that the british don't hate me specifically
Hamburglar: i haven't stolen anything since i got sober
lib american reply: i'm so ashamed of my countrymen, i hope that the british don't hate me specifically
Hamburglar: i haven't stolen anything since i got sober
I dunno, man. There are some men who, and I mean this seriously, would 100% bang a fish if it had lady legs and a vegina
I'm honestly surprised this hasn't been a trending Grok prompt
I'm honestly surprised this hasn't been a trending Grok prompt
January 21, 2026 at 3:11 PM
I dunno, man. There are some men who, and I mean this seriously, would 100% bang a fish if it had lady legs and a vegina
I'm honestly surprised this hasn't been a trending Grok prompt
I'm honestly surprised this hasn't been a trending Grok prompt
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pics or it might have happened and even though i have no proof i'll take your word for it because trust is the bedrock of society
January 21, 2026 at 4:42 AM
pics or it might have happened and even though i have no proof i'll take your word for it because trust is the bedrock of society
My ADHD brain steps up to the mic:
🎶 Break my thoughts into pieces this my last resort paper shredder apple bacon what is this book and what was I just reading I've never seen Paul Blart cause I'm losing my keys losing my phone wish somebody would tell me we didn't start the fire stop hammer time
🎶 Break my thoughts into pieces this my last resort paper shredder apple bacon what is this book and what was I just reading I've never seen Paul Blart cause I'm losing my keys losing my phone wish somebody would tell me we didn't start the fire stop hammer time
January 21, 2026 at 3:17 AM
My ADHD brain steps up to the mic:
🎶 Break my thoughts into pieces this my last resort paper shredder apple bacon what is this book and what was I just reading I've never seen Paul Blart cause I'm losing my keys losing my phone wish somebody would tell me we didn't start the fire stop hammer time
🎶 Break my thoughts into pieces this my last resort paper shredder apple bacon what is this book and what was I just reading I've never seen Paul Blart cause I'm losing my keys losing my phone wish somebody would tell me we didn't start the fire stop hammer time
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I am at the doctor's office, should I take after Mowgli and try to hide in the sink or under a chair?
January 20, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I am at the doctor's office, should I take after Mowgli and try to hide in the sink or under a chair?
I'm running late this morning and can only do one. Should I:
1️⃣ Eat breakfast and take my meds that require a full stomach
2️⃣ Empty my bowels
3️⃣ Eat on the toilet
4️⃣ Skip my appointment, skip breakfast, skip my meds, and run screaming into the woods to live like an animal covered in my own filth
1️⃣ Eat breakfast and take my meds that require a full stomach
2️⃣ Empty my bowels
3️⃣ Eat on the toilet
4️⃣ Skip my appointment, skip breakfast, skip my meds, and run screaming into the woods to live like an animal covered in my own filth
January 20, 2026 at 4:09 PM
I'm running late this morning and can only do one. Should I:
1️⃣ Eat breakfast and take my meds that require a full stomach
2️⃣ Empty my bowels
3️⃣ Eat on the toilet
4️⃣ Skip my appointment, skip breakfast, skip my meds, and run screaming into the woods to live like an animal covered in my own filth
1️⃣ Eat breakfast and take my meds that require a full stomach
2️⃣ Empty my bowels
3️⃣ Eat on the toilet
4️⃣ Skip my appointment, skip breakfast, skip my meds, and run screaming into the woods to live like an animal covered in my own filth
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Overheard:
"I think that creepy guy is listening to our conversation."
"I think that creepy guy is listening to our conversation."
January 20, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Overheard:
"I think that creepy guy is listening to our conversation."
"I think that creepy guy is listening to our conversation."
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a premature ejaculator’s great great great great great grandfather who fought in the American revolution was also known as a minuteman
*annnnnnnnd, send 👻*
*annnnnnnnd, send 👻*
January 20, 2026 at 3:53 PM
a premature ejaculator’s great great great great great grandfather who fought in the American revolution was also known as a minuteman
*annnnnnnnd, send 👻*
*annnnnnnnd, send 👻*
Looks like nothing is getting done this morning
January 19, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Looks like nothing is getting done this morning
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oh it's going to be a Recession recession
January 18, 2026 at 10:56 PM
oh it's going to be a Recession recession
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The absolute accuracy of this.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The absolute accuracy of this.
Sensory issues are wild. Having cold feet and wearing warm socks are both equally unbearable. Like, bro, at what point do I just replace my feet with wooden pegs?
January 19, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Sensory issues are wild. Having cold feet and wearing warm socks are both equally unbearable. Like, bro, at what point do I just replace my feet with wooden pegs?
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I roll over and whisper to Pillow Boyfriend
"If I were a blow up doll where do you think my valve would be?"
"If I were a blow up doll where do you think my valve would be?"
January 18, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I roll over and whisper to Pillow Boyfriend
"If I were a blow up doll where do you think my valve would be?"
"If I were a blow up doll where do you think my valve would be?"
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Please do not tell me any bad personal news because I might slip & tell my second most difficult aunt & she’ll demand to know your address so she can send a card.
(The card will be embossed with her initials & say something like, “Bon courage! I, too, have suffered recent misfortune….”)
(The card will be embossed with her initials & say something like, “Bon courage! I, too, have suffered recent misfortune….”)
January 18, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Please do not tell me any bad personal news because I might slip & tell my second most difficult aunt & she’ll demand to know your address so she can send a card.
(The card will be embossed with her initials & say something like, “Bon courage! I, too, have suffered recent misfortune….”)
(The card will be embossed with her initials & say something like, “Bon courage! I, too, have suffered recent misfortune….”)
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Guy whose parents couldn’t afford name brand: There’s a freaking cheeseling in the White House.
January 18, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Guy whose parents couldn’t afford name brand: There’s a freaking cheeseling in the White House.
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Seen in Minneapolis this morning
January 17, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Seen in Minneapolis this morning
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Me: Congratulations, sir, you won Greenland by being such a great president. Go check it out.
Him (hopping on): It's smaller than I thought.
Me: Yes, but it's full of resources. *pokes the ice floe off-shore with a stick*
Him (hopping on): It's smaller than I thought.
Me: Yes, but it's full of resources. *pokes the ice floe off-shore with a stick*
January 17, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Me: Congratulations, sir, you won Greenland by being such a great president. Go check it out.
Him (hopping on): It's smaller than I thought.
Me: Yes, but it's full of resources. *pokes the ice floe off-shore with a stick*
Him (hopping on): It's smaller than I thought.
Me: Yes, but it's full of resources. *pokes the ice floe off-shore with a stick*
Looking around at the state of the world right now, I'm kind of regretting closing that portal to the Boiling Blood Dimension that was in my basement
January 17, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Looking around at the state of the world right now, I'm kind of regretting closing that portal to the Boiling Blood Dimension that was in my basement