Trisarahjtops
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Based on a true story
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A turducken,
but it’s croissant, bear claw, cinnamon roll.
but it’s croissant, bear claw, cinnamon roll.
February 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
A turducken,
but it’s croissant, bear claw, cinnamon roll.
but it’s croissant, bear claw, cinnamon roll.
Advent calendar but every pocket has a differently colored leaf in it
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Advent calendar but every pocket has a differently colored leaf in it
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You can open all the doors but sometimes a ghost just won't leave.
November 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
You can open all the doors but sometimes a ghost just won't leave.
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1940s postcard time
November 22, 2025 at 4:08 AM
1940s postcard time
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My bf is excitedly telling me that the reason we can't find Bigfoot is because they "simply" explode when they die.
November 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
My bf is excitedly telling me that the reason we can't find Bigfoot is because they "simply" explode when they die.
I don't post a lot of video or audio of Mowgli, so something very important you may not realize about her is every single time she jumps onto or off of something she makes a cute squeaky noise
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I don't post a lot of video or audio of Mowgli, so something very important you may not realize about her is every single time she jumps onto or off of something she makes a cute squeaky noise
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this was IMMEDIATELY REVERSED because people called and yelled at their reps. keep doing that.
November 21, 2025 at 4:43 PM
this was IMMEDIATELY REVERSED because people called and yelled at their reps. keep doing that.
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Choglit (2002-circa 2003): A chocolate-flavored "dairy-based" beverage, created in a collaboration between Coca-Cola and Nestle to directly compete with Yoo-Hoo. It contained 16% low-fat milk, and was the first dairy product ever made by Coca-Cola. Sold in both cans and glass bottles
May 23, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Choglit (2002-circa 2003): A chocolate-flavored "dairy-based" beverage, created in a collaboration between Coca-Cola and Nestle to directly compete with Yoo-Hoo. It contained 16% low-fat milk, and was the first dairy product ever made by Coca-Cola. Sold in both cans and glass bottles
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Neither rain nor sleet nor ICE
A U.S. postal worker on Long Island is accused of trying to help a man escape from ICE custody earlier this month, according to a federal criminal complaint: https://gothamist.visitlink.me/YNagDp
US postal worker charged with breaking man out of ICE custody on Long Island
Police arrested the worker and the man she tried to free.
gothamist.visitlink.me
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Neither rain nor sleet nor ICE
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my fav thing about ravens is that they walk like little cowboys
November 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
my fav thing about ravens is that they walk like little cowboys
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Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
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If for some odd reason I am forced to answer a phone call, I answer with "How did you get this number?"
November 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
If for some odd reason I am forced to answer a phone call, I answer with "How did you get this number?"
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Oh look, it's that time of year again! Time to place your orders for the 2026 Small Robots Calendar! It's £30, and this year's theme is Wistfulbot Goes for a Walk. It's got contemplative pictures and some sort-of poetry I guess? Anyway, the order form is here: forms.gle/AmdadzcTvzt8...
2026 Small Robots Calendar Order Form
This is the form for ordering a 2026 Small Robots Calendar. It's a wall calendar featuring twelve brand new full-colour illustrations of Wistfulbot going for a walk in various landscapes, thinking abo...
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November 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Oh look, it's that time of year again! Time to place your orders for the 2026 Small Robots Calendar! It's £30, and this year's theme is Wistfulbot Goes for a Walk. It's got contemplative pictures and some sort-of poetry I guess? Anyway, the order form is here: forms.gle/AmdadzcTvzt8...
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You do not need AI to "punch up" your email. Just send it and move on with your life, Dostoevsky.
November 20, 2025 at 12:31 PM
You do not need AI to "punch up" your email. Just send it and move on with your life, Dostoevsky.
Please do not rake the leaves out of your yards. I am sleeping under them.
November 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Please do not rake the leaves out of your yards. I am sleeping under them.
Pulling the spinning void out of my chest and setting it on the bedside table for the night
November 20, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Pulling the spinning void out of my chest and setting it on the bedside table for the night
Folly Rancher
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Knickers
Knickers
Change one letter, Ruin a candy
Liquomice
Liquomice
November 20, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Folly Rancher
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ME: i just saw a girl sitting on a tuffet eating curds
WIFE: no way
ME: no just curds
WIFE: no way
ME: no just curds
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
ME: i just saw a girl sitting on a tuffet eating curds
WIFE: no way
ME: no just curds
WIFE: no way
ME: no just curds
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Sometimes I'll sit and contemplate the meaning of life and other times I'll wonder if the plural of manatee is 'manatees' or 'menatee'
November 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Sometimes I'll sit and contemplate the meaning of life and other times I'll wonder if the plural of manatee is 'manatees' or 'menatee'
Dentist acted a little weird when I asked her to replace my teeth with bees
November 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Dentist acted a little weird when I asked her to replace my teeth with bees
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oh no not This .
November 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
oh no not This .
I have studied so many writing-related concepts and still do not know what in the world to call the tense and verbiage of resume framing.
Sentence structures based purely on vibes.
Sentence structures based purely on vibes.
November 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I have studied so many writing-related concepts and still do not know what in the world to call the tense and verbiage of resume framing.
Sentence structures based purely on vibes.
Sentence structures based purely on vibes.
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A good sign.
November 14, 2025 at 6:27 AM
A good sign.
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Wife bought some scissors from a trusted brand
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Wife bought some scissors from a trusted brand