TheGrimRecapper
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Wrote a huge thing about reality TV one time. Feed SFW visually but definitely not mentally.
Looked into why the hell Bill Clinton was the #1 trending topic. Immediately regretted it.
But also, Jesus, how fucking bad is Hillary's technique?
But also, Jesus, how fucking bad is Hillary's technique?
November 15, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Looked into why the hell Bill Clinton was the #1 trending topic. Immediately regretted it.
But also, Jesus, how fucking bad is Hillary's technique?
But also, Jesus, how fucking bad is Hillary's technique?
Having the pre-holiday "what if something bad happens while I'm away?" panic attacks.
Send hugs.
Send hugs.
November 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Having the pre-holiday "what if something bad happens while I'm away?" panic attacks.
Send hugs.
Send hugs.
Went to the mall after work, thought I'd be a nice son and ask Mum if she needed anything, like maybe she needs bread or something.
"Can you see if they have a DVD player?"
How do I break it to her that it's 2025 and "but some people don't have the internet" doesn't keep business in business?
"Can you see if they have a DVD player?"
How do I break it to her that it's 2025 and "but some people don't have the internet" doesn't keep business in business?
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Went to the mall after work, thought I'd be a nice son and ask Mum if she needed anything, like maybe she needs bread or something.
"Can you see if they have a DVD player?"
How do I break it to her that it's 2025 and "but some people don't have the internet" doesn't keep business in business?
"Can you see if they have a DVD player?"
How do I break it to her that it's 2025 and "but some people don't have the internet" doesn't keep business in business?
Look, as much bad as there is in the world right now, at least America's Next Top Model got cancelled before Tyra decided it would be fun to have an overseas visit to Saudi Arabia. Because you KNOW she totally would have.
November 13, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Look, as much bad as there is in the world right now, at least America's Next Top Model got cancelled before Tyra decided it would be fun to have an overseas visit to Saudi Arabia. Because you KNOW she totally would have.
Nobody: ...
Nobody at all: ...
The AuDHD internal monologue: If there's only one, aren't they technically a waswolf? Do I have to have heard Mambo Nos. 1 to 4 to understand this? What's the difference between a road and a street?
Nobody at all: ...
The AuDHD internal monologue: If there's only one, aren't they technically a waswolf? Do I have to have heard Mambo Nos. 1 to 4 to understand this? What's the difference between a road and a street?
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Nobody: ...
Nobody at all: ...
The AuDHD internal monologue: If there's only one, aren't they technically a waswolf? Do I have to have heard Mambo Nos. 1 to 4 to understand this? What's the difference between a road and a street?
Nobody at all: ...
The AuDHD internal monologue: If there's only one, aren't they technically a waswolf? Do I have to have heard Mambo Nos. 1 to 4 to understand this? What's the difference between a road and a street?
Okay, people with experience in southern Tasmania: MONA or Port Arthur? Probably not going to have time/budget for both.
November 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Okay, people with experience in southern Tasmania: MONA or Port Arthur? Probably not going to have time/budget for both.
Did Joyce Carol Oates accuse the Pope of never having seen a film?
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 12, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Did Joyce Carol Oates accuse the Pope of never having seen a film?
Logged into OF for the first time in ages, and a D-list celeb I subscribed to (briefly, years ago) has sent messages expecting me to pay $20+ for one (1) photo and a 3-second video.
Jesus. Like even if it's X-rated and even if he's much more famous than he is, I'd struggle to think that's worth it.
Jesus. Like even if it's X-rated and even if he's much more famous than he is, I'd struggle to think that's worth it.
November 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Logged into OF for the first time in ages, and a D-list celeb I subscribed to (briefly, years ago) has sent messages expecting me to pay $20+ for one (1) photo and a 3-second video.
Jesus. Like even if it's X-rated and even if he's much more famous than he is, I'd struggle to think that's worth it.
Jesus. Like even if it's X-rated and even if he's much more famous than he is, I'd struggle to think that's worth it.
Chuck Schumer is the most incompetent feckless cunt I've ever seen, and I say this as an Australian who sat through a revolving door of Prime Ministers AND as a human who watched both Boris Johnson AND Liz Truss lead the UK.
November 10, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Chuck Schumer is the most incompetent feckless cunt I've ever seen, and I say this as an Australian who sat through a revolving door of Prime Ministers AND as a human who watched both Boris Johnson AND Liz Truss lead the UK.
Tag yourself homos, I'm "delinquent teenage daughter".
Every gay friend group has a:
- Mom
- Drunk Marlboro scratch ticket aunt
- Delinquent teenage daughter
- Gentle OCD Cern physicist
- Tyler
- Mom
- Drunk Marlboro scratch ticket aunt
- Delinquent teenage daughter
- Gentle OCD Cern physicist
- Tyler
November 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Tag yourself homos, I'm "delinquent teenage daughter".
When they said this was going to be back like the old days, I think they really should have had a "...because we're about to spend weeks pretending bigoted fuckwits are entitled to stay because Arseholes Make Good Television" disclaimer. #BBAU
November 9, 2025 at 9:53 AM
When they said this was going to be back like the old days, I think they really should have had a "...because we're about to spend weeks pretending bigoted fuckwits are entitled to stay because Arseholes Make Good Television" disclaimer. #BBAU
NYC billionaires to Cuomo:
November 9, 2025 at 4:24 AM
NYC billionaires to Cuomo:
When 80s bands end up doing gigs at gay bars to make ends meet.
November 9, 2025 at 4:13 AM
When 80s bands end up doing gigs at gay bars to make ends meet.
The hot friendly nerd at work has turned up with the sluttiest blonde bleach job imaginable and they do not pay me enough to put up with this level of cockteasery.
November 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The hot friendly nerd at work has turned up with the sluttiest blonde bleach job imaginable and they do not pay me enough to put up with this level of cockteasery.
The more I look at this photo the more I love it. What's more on brand for 2025 Ten than something that might be exciting being covered by a tacky cardboard set and most of the audience looking literally anywhere else because it's not interesting enough to warrant even a curious glance? Incredible.
Lights, cameras, synergy: Paramount’s high-energy Dreamworld showcase
Paramount Australia rolled out the red carpet at Dreamworld this week, throwing a star-studded celebration that mixed Big Brother hype with big-picture strategy for 2026.
Paramount Australia rolled out the red carpet at Dreamworld this week, throwing a star-studded celebration that mixed Big Brother hype with big-picture strategy for 2026.
Lights, cameras, synergy: Paramount’s high-energy Dreamworld showcase
Paramount Australia rolled out the red carpet at Dreamworld this week, throwing a star-studded celebration that mixed Big Brother hype with big-picture strategy for 2026.
tvblackbox.com.au
November 8, 2025 at 8:12 AM
The more I look at this photo the more I love it. What's more on brand for 2025 Ten than something that might be exciting being covered by a tacky cardboard set and most of the audience looking literally anywhere else because it's not interesting enough to warrant even a curious glance? Incredible.
I have now reached the point in my pre-holiday checked-out-ness where my resting tone with customers is "the menu is the menu; if you want anything else, you saw the McCafe on your way here, go fetch".
Work does not pay me enough or treat me well enough for me to put up with assholes right now.
Work does not pay me enough or treat me well enough for me to put up with assholes right now.
November 8, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I have now reached the point in my pre-holiday checked-out-ness where my resting tone with customers is "the menu is the menu; if you want anything else, you saw the McCafe on your way here, go fetch".
Work does not pay me enough or treat me well enough for me to put up with assholes right now.
Work does not pay me enough or treat me well enough for me to put up with assholes right now.
I don't know why it amuses me that Ten's spent all year being all "we're bringing Big Brother back exactly how you remember it!" and, now that it's days away, it's pretty clear they've managed to Ten (2025) it up in that way that only Ten can.
November 7, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I don't know why it amuses me that Ten's spent all year being all "we're bringing Big Brother back exactly how you remember it!" and, now that it's days away, it's pretty clear they've managed to Ten (2025) it up in that way that only Ten can.
Until the referee tells us to get off the field.
The plot thickens
November 7, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Until the referee tells us to get off the field.
This really feels like an act of undeserved mercy that Ziwe waited until after the election to release this. Like, I'm five minutes in and calling the Bronx "the Puerto Rico of America" isn't even in the top five most ignorant, offensive things he's said so far.
November 7, 2025 at 7:33 AM
This really feels like an act of undeserved mercy that Ziwe waited until after the election to release this. Like, I'm five minutes in and calling the Bronx "the Puerto Rico of America" isn't even in the top five most ignorant, offensive things he's said so far.
I assure whoever wrote this headline that anyone who heard Jimbob had made his own theme park did not think it was in any country that had any kind of adequate safety regulations.
yet another unsurprising person giving into the pull of unlimited saudi money lol
November 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I assure whoever wrote this headline that anyone who heard Jimbob had made his own theme park did not think it was in any country that had any kind of adequate safety regulations.
Reposted by TheGrimRecapper
Anybody else find it weird as hell that we still use the name Confucius? He went by Kong Fuzi (aka Master Kong)
16th century Europeans basically pulled a "You can't seriously expect me to make those crazy foreigner noises with my mouth, I'll just call you Steve"
16th century Europeans basically pulled a "You can't seriously expect me to make those crazy foreigner noises with my mouth, I'll just call you Steve"
November 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Anybody else find it weird as hell that we still use the name Confucius? He went by Kong Fuzi (aka Master Kong)
16th century Europeans basically pulled a "You can't seriously expect me to make those crazy foreigner noises with my mouth, I'll just call you Steve"
16th century Europeans basically pulled a "You can't seriously expect me to make those crazy foreigner noises with my mouth, I'll just call you Steve"
Last booking of my holiday has been made. Now, the important question: If it's anything like the late-November trips I've taken the last two years, which song from Cher's Christmas album am I going to be unwillingly subjected to while walking through a mall in another state to grab dinner one night?
November 6, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Last booking of my holiday has been made. Now, the important question: If it's anything like the late-November trips I've taken the last two years, which song from Cher's Christmas album am I going to be unwillingly subjected to while walking through a mall in another state to grab dinner one night?
That's the Comic Sans of rich people fonts, too. Hilarious.
[P] Found a higher-quality photo; IT *IS* TAPED UP SHEETS OF PAPER!
November 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
That's the Comic Sans of rich people fonts, too. Hilarious.
CNN chyron: "I'm not a loser, I'm just Italian".
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
CNN chyron: "I'm not a loser, I'm just Italian".