TheGrimRecapper
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Wrote a huge thing about reality TV one time. Feed SFW visually but definitely not mentally.
Update: Found out today that the sluttily-bleached hot friendly nerd at work is also non-binary, and good LORD I need a fucking raise.
The hot friendly nerd at work has turned up with the sluttiest blonde bleach job imaginable and they do not pay me enough to put up with this level of cockteasery.
January 2, 2026 at 10:18 AM
Update: Found out today that the sluttily-bleached hot friendly nerd at work is also non-binary, and good LORD I need a fucking raise.
Hi, I'm got told to do deep tissue massage for a pulled chest muscle when it turned out my appendix had burst and was leaking fluid all over my intestines.
January 2, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Hi, I'm got told to do deep tissue massage for a pulled chest muscle when it turned out my appendix had burst and was leaking fluid all over my intestines.
Back to work. Gross.
I've had three hours of very very light sleep thanks to the amount of caffeine I had to consume to get through yesterday.
This will not be fun.
I've had three hours of very very light sleep thanks to the amount of caffeine I had to consume to get through yesterday.
This will not be fun.
January 1, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Back to work. Gross.
I've had three hours of very very light sleep thanks to the amount of caffeine I had to consume to get through yesterday.
This will not be fun.
I've had three hours of very very light sleep thanks to the amount of caffeine I had to consume to get through yesterday.
This will not be fun.
Okay, where's the rest of the Plinko board gone?
January 1, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Okay, where's the rest of the Plinko board gone?
In 2026, the world has evolved past the need for minor key covers of pop songs in film and TV trailers.
Unless we finally get a gay slasher film using a minor-key I Think We're Alone Now, obviously.
Unless we finally get a gay slasher film using a minor-key I Think We're Alone Now, obviously.
December 31, 2025 at 10:59 PM
In 2026, the world has evolved past the need for minor key covers of pop songs in film and TV trailers.
Unless we finally get a gay slasher film using a minor-key I Think We're Alone Now, obviously.
Unless we finally get a gay slasher film using a minor-key I Think We're Alone Now, obviously.
Carrie: Shane
Samantha: Ilya
Miranda: Scott
Charlotte: Kip
Change my mind.
Samantha: Ilya
Miranda: Scott
Charlotte: Kip
Change my mind.
December 31, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Carrie: Shane
Samantha: Ilya
Miranda: Scott
Charlotte: Kip
Change my mind.
Samantha: Ilya
Miranda: Scott
Charlotte: Kip
Change my mind.
Oh, you're both autistic? Which one is into trains and which one cuts food with the side of their fork because the knife just feels [shudder noise] in their other hand?
December 31, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Oh, you're both autistic? Which one is into trains and which one cuts food with the side of their fork because the knife just feels [shudder noise] in their other hand?
My birthstone is an English muffin.
My birthstone is MSG.
My birthstone is a Pop Tart.
December 31, 2025 at 9:19 PM
My birthstone is an English muffin.
Happy birthday, Earth! I didn't get you anything, you know what you did.
December 31, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Happy birthday, Earth! I didn't get you anything, you know what you did.
To us, and our good fortune. Be happy, be healthy, long life. And if our good fortune never comes, here's to whatever comes. Drink, l'chaim, to life.
December 31, 2025 at 10:29 AM
To us, and our good fortune. Be happy, be healthy, long life. And if our good fortune never comes, here's to whatever comes. Drink, l'chaim, to life.
Fuck misery. In 2026, we're facing the world with the energy of a backing dancer being asked to fill time in Sarajevo Olympics coverage: m.youtube.com/watch?v=oByT...
Danijel - Džuli (1983 - ESC) (TV-performance)
YouTube video by MrMcChihata
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December 31, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Fuck misery. In 2026, we're facing the world with the energy of a backing dancer being asked to fill time in Sarajevo Olympics coverage: m.youtube.com/watch?v=oByT...
There are PLACES listed in the song that haven't even survived this long.
December 31, 2025 at 7:10 AM
There are PLACES listed in the song that haven't even survived this long.
There are two types of people in the world: people who think Europe is normal and people who've seen European music videos from the 1990s.
December 31, 2025 at 5:55 AM
There are two types of people in the world: people who think Europe is normal and people who've seen European music videos from the 1990s.
Who's the most famous person you could instantly identify from a photo and yet still be totally unable to describe their appearance to someone if you weren't still looking at the photo?
I'll go first: Alanis Morissette.
I'll go first: Alanis Morissette.
December 31, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Who's the most famous person you could instantly identify from a photo and yet still be totally unable to describe their appearance to someone if you weren't still looking at the photo?
I'll go first: Alanis Morissette.
I'll go first: Alanis Morissette.
2026 goals: Be thirstier on main because otherwise the prudes win.
December 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
2026 goals: Be thirstier on main because otherwise the prudes win.
I don't usually do New Year's resolutions, but losing five kilos in the last month (without even really trying that hard) is going to give me enough of a buffer to pretend I do to shut up the annoying lady at work, right?
December 30, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I don't usually do New Year's resolutions, but losing five kilos in the last month (without even really trying that hard) is going to give me enough of a buffer to pretend I do to shut up the annoying lady at work, right?
Heads up Australia: Channel 9's annual New Year's Eve airing of Can't Stop the Music, truly this country's stupidest tradition among a rich field of contenders, is scheduled for 11pm tomorrow night. You're welcome.
December 30, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Heads up Australia: Channel 9's annual New Year's Eve airing of Can't Stop the Music, truly this country's stupidest tradition among a rich field of contenders, is scheduled for 11pm tomorrow night. You're welcome.
Reposted by TheGrimRecapper
reminder for people dealing with a flavor of anxiety some of this may also be relevant to loving yourself
December 30, 2025 at 6:46 AM
reminder for people dealing with a flavor of anxiety some of this may also be relevant to loving yourself
Several days later, I still cannot decide which of the last two episodes of Heated Rivalry is more of a masterpiece. Jesus what an excellent ending to a season of television.
December 30, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Several days later, I still cannot decide which of the last two episodes of Heated Rivalry is more of a masterpiece. Jesus what an excellent ending to a season of television.
Shared an elevator with Germaine Greer before she went full TERF.
She's a fart denier.
She's a fart denier.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Shared an elevator with Germaine Greer before she went full TERF.
She's a fart denier.
She's a fart denier.
I just want to know if anyone's asked Ryan Phillippe how it feels that the Heated Rivalry people have stolen his gig as the gay internet's favourite ass.
December 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I just want to know if anyone's asked Ryan Phillippe how it feels that the Heated Rivalry people have stolen his gig as the gay internet's favourite ass.
Look, I don't want to start 2026 on bad terms with anyone.
You should all apologise to me for what you think you've done wrong.
You should all apologise to me for what you think you've done wrong.
December 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Look, I don't want to start 2026 on bad terms with anyone.
You should all apologise to me for what you think you've done wrong.
You should all apologise to me for what you think you've done wrong.
Heated Rivalry (2025)
December 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Heated Rivalry (2025)
THIS. I know people have been all "but it's no Breaking Bad!", and fuck that shit. Heated Rivalry is every bit as good as the Bojacks, the Downtons, the Mad Mens, the Deadwoods. It's extraordinary television, at exactly the right time.
You know what, I should've been meaner! If you think Heated Rivalry is bad TV after watching episodes 4, 5, and 6, then I regret to inform you you're just wrong! my GOD what a fucking cinematic masterpiece.
i see so many people comparing Heated Rivalry to IWTV and not one of y'all is doing it in good faith. we've become so accustomed to queer stories only ever showing queer pain that people are hating on HR for being essentially the gay version of any other rom-com (a lauded, profitable genre). +
December 26, 2025 at 7:29 AM
THIS. I know people have been all "but it's no Breaking Bad!", and fuck that shit. Heated Rivalry is every bit as good as the Bojacks, the Downtons, the Mad Mens, the Deadwoods. It's extraordinary television, at exactly the right time.
I know people are going to talk about literally everything else in the gay hockey show finale, as they should, but: Christina Chang needs to do more comedy work. She's magnificent. #HeatedRivalry
December 26, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I know people are going to talk about literally everything else in the gay hockey show finale, as they should, but: Christina Chang needs to do more comedy work. She's magnificent. #HeatedRivalry