Space Moddity (they/them)
@doktormod.bsky.social
a transgender windmill ★ pansexual ★ genderfluid ★ neurodivergent
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Why is my Pornography Box making this strange sound?
Wife: That's your phone. Your dentist is calling you.
*Astonished* I have a dentist?!
Wife: That's your phone. Your dentist is calling you.
*Astonished* I have a dentist?!
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Anyone: How are you?
Me, waking up every day in 2025:
Me, waking up every day in 2025:
November 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Anyone: How are you?
Me, waking up every day in 2025:
Me, waking up every day in 2025:
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Check out LUCID CITY, my free rules lite TTRPG about people who battle living nightmares and alter reality as if it were a dream. Play reality-warping adventures inspired by movies like Dark City and The Matrix! brandoff.itch.io/lucid-city
Lucid City RPG by Brandoff
A rules lite TTRPG about people who battle living nightmares and alter reality as if it were a dream.
brandoff.itch.io
December 18, 2023 at 11:25 PM
Check out LUCID CITY, my free rules lite TTRPG about people who battle living nightmares and alter reality as if it were a dream. Play reality-warping adventures inspired by movies like Dark City and The Matrix! brandoff.itch.io/lucid-city
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Grok would elon win baseball contest with Shohei Ohtani
Grok: Shohei has some accolades but Elon’s experience managing world class companies give him the edge. After all, what is pitching and hitting compared to conquering space?
Grok will Elon kiss human woman
Grok: look it’s complicated
Grok: Shohei has some accolades but Elon’s experience managing world class companies give him the edge. After all, what is pitching and hitting compared to conquering space?
Grok will Elon kiss human woman
Grok: look it’s complicated
November 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Grok would elon win baseball contest with Shohei Ohtani
Grok: Shohei has some accolades but Elon’s experience managing world class companies give him the edge. After all, what is pitching and hitting compared to conquering space?
Grok will Elon kiss human woman
Grok: look it’s complicated
Grok: Shohei has some accolades but Elon’s experience managing world class companies give him the edge. After all, what is pitching and hitting compared to conquering space?
Grok will Elon kiss human woman
Grok: look it’s complicated
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messed up the password to my brain and now i’m locked out
November 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
messed up the password to my brain and now i’m locked out
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i was raptured earlier but didn’t care for it they kept trying to get me to sign up for paramount+ anyway i’m back now
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
i was raptured earlier but didn’t care for it they kept trying to get me to sign up for paramount+ anyway i’m back now
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When you finish wrapping you earn the right to wield Papierdril, the tube sword! Forged in a far away factory by the paper masters and crafted to make the perfect bonk sound!
December 25, 2024 at 3:58 AM
When you finish wrapping you earn the right to wield Papierdril, the tube sword! Forged in a far away factory by the paper masters and crafted to make the perfect bonk sound!
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*First day as a drug dealer*: "is Pepsi ok?
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
*First day as a drug dealer*: "is Pepsi ok?
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I am out of eggs and this wouldn't be a problem if I didn't have my own personal jar jar binks in the backyard to lay them
November 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I am out of eggs and this wouldn't be a problem if I didn't have my own personal jar jar binks in the backyard to lay them
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The most valuable thing in my financial portfolio is the rubber I've had in my wallet since 2007
November 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The most valuable thing in my financial portfolio is the rubber I've had in my wallet since 2007
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[climate change conference]
SPEAKER: Every Google search kills 1km of rain forest.
*3000 attendees Google search to see if that's true*
SPEAKER: Every Google search kills 1km of rain forest.
*3000 attendees Google search to see if that's true*
November 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
[climate change conference]
SPEAKER: Every Google search kills 1km of rain forest.
*3000 attendees Google search to see if that's true*
SPEAKER: Every Google search kills 1km of rain forest.
*3000 attendees Google search to see if that's true*
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"DJT" is pronounced "idjit".
November 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
"DJT" is pronounced "idjit".
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"Let's go over this one more time."
"I know what-"
"ONE MORE TIME."
"Fine."
"What is it you're looking for?"
"A garbage bag."
"In which room?"
"The kitchen."
"What do you do when you find it?"
"Bring it to you here."
"I'm counting on you, Tim."
"I know what-"
"ONE MORE TIME."
"Fine."
"What is it you're looking for?"
"A garbage bag."
"In which room?"
"The kitchen."
"What do you do when you find it?"
"Bring it to you here."
"I'm counting on you, Tim."
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
"Let's go over this one more time."
"I know what-"
"ONE MORE TIME."
"Fine."
"What is it you're looking for?"
"A garbage bag."
"In which room?"
"The kitchen."
"What do you do when you find it?"
"Bring it to you here."
"I'm counting on you, Tim."
"I know what-"
"ONE MORE TIME."
"Fine."
"What is it you're looking for?"
"A garbage bag."
"In which room?"
"The kitchen."
"What do you do when you find it?"
"Bring it to you here."
"I'm counting on you, Tim."
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Me: Not sure I can keep going times are tough for real
*eats lunch*
Me: Being alive is its own reward, drawing breath such a beautiful privilege
*eats lunch*
Me: Being alive is its own reward, drawing breath such a beautiful privilege
November 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Me: Not sure I can keep going times are tough for real
*eats lunch*
Me: Being alive is its own reward, drawing breath such a beautiful privilege
*eats lunch*
Me: Being alive is its own reward, drawing breath such a beautiful privilege
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I picked up some pastries for tomorrow's staff meeting.
November 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I picked up some pastries for tomorrow's staff meeting.
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Sorry babe, can't tonight. I'm living under an administration whose guiding principles are racism and beef tallow
November 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Sorry babe, can't tonight. I'm living under an administration whose guiding principles are racism and beef tallow
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i would never go to the uncandy valley
November 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
i would never go to the uncandy valley
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the number 8 is actually an o giving another o a piggyback ride
November 20, 2025 at 1:31 AM
the number 8 is actually an o giving another o a piggyback ride
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An all-too-common mistake is inferring the sexuality of historical figures based on contemporary standards that didn’t apply back then. For example, in the 1970s it was normal for a cop, a biker, a Native American, a construction worker, and a cowboy to be friends. It didn’t mean they were gay.
November 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
An all-too-common mistake is inferring the sexuality of historical figures based on contemporary standards that didn’t apply back then. For example, in the 1970s it was normal for a cop, a biker, a Native American, a construction worker, and a cowboy to be friends. It didn’t mean they were gay.
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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
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every day i wake up wondering if today is the day i get accidentally caught up in some international intrigue that will culminate in me having to climb down mt rushmore through lincoln’s nostril to escape
November 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
every day i wake up wondering if today is the day i get accidentally caught up in some international intrigue that will culminate in me having to climb down mt rushmore through lincoln’s nostril to escape
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is it ketchup, it’s ketchup isn’t it
November 19, 2025 at 1:16 PM
is it ketchup, it’s ketchup isn’t it
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Celebrating International Men's Day by Googling “boobs” and punching a hole in the wall
November 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Celebrating International Men's Day by Googling “boobs” and punching a hole in the wall
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I'm watching the newest Ken Burns documentary and was surprised to learn that one of the primary reasons the Americans overthrew British rule was that they wanted to drive on the right side of the road, as the Bible stipulates.
November 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I'm watching the newest Ken Burns documentary and was surprised to learn that one of the primary reasons the Americans overthrew British rule was that they wanted to drive on the right side of the road, as the Bible stipulates.