Lord Pinky
@hiddenpinky.bsky.social
Bsky's premier reply pony
Trying to recapture the days before political obsession broke everyone's brains.
Classic Pinky: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r776trckjmpfowvt3mcc4jue/feed/aaapchaae3x3q
Best more recent: https://shorturl.at/4TExh
Trying to recapture the days before political obsession broke everyone's brains.
Classic Pinky: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r776trckjmpfowvt3mcc4jue/feed/aaapchaae3x3q
Best more recent: https://shorturl.at/4TExh
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Time to change the calendar art. Happy new year, everybody!
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I might try having a happy used year instead this time
December 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I might try having a happy used year instead this time
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MYSTERIOUS STRANGER: *hands woman box* If you press this button, someone you don't know dies
WOMAN: Ok *presses button*
STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money
WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much
STRANGER: No, you don't pay
WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again*
STRANGER: Jesus Christ
WOMAN: Ok *presses button*
STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money
WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much
STRANGER: No, you don't pay
WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again*
STRANGER: Jesus Christ
March 25, 2024 at 5:57 PM
MYSTERIOUS STRANGER: *hands woman box* If you press this button, someone you don't know dies
WOMAN: Ok *presses button*
STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money
WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much
STRANGER: No, you don't pay
WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again*
STRANGER: Jesus Christ
WOMAN: Ok *presses button*
STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money
WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much
STRANGER: No, you don't pay
WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again*
STRANGER: Jesus Christ
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Seems like a good place to end that headline to me
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Seems like a good place to end that headline to me
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Wrote my wedding vows using AI to let my wife know right off the bat that I'm a lazy piece of shit who won't put any effort into our marriage
December 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Wrote my wedding vows using AI to let my wife know right off the bat that I'm a lazy piece of shit who won't put any effort into our marriage
No one puts baby in a corner like Gaston.
January 4, 2026 at 1:12 AM
No one puts baby in a corner like Gaston.
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Hey, all you attractive, yet somehow still unhappy people, can you at least trying spacing out your selfies and sad posts? You're not doing us ugly depressives any favors.
December 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Hey, all you attractive, yet somehow still unhappy people, can you at least trying spacing out your selfies and sad posts? You're not doing us ugly depressives any favors.
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Can’t believe it’s just the 3rd day of 2026, and I’ve already broken my resolution to not have an addled, corrupt president of my country illegally and unconstitutionally kidnap another foreign head of state to exploit their natural resources and to obtain meme fodder.
January 3, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Can’t believe it’s just the 3rd day of 2026, and I’ve already broken my resolution to not have an addled, corrupt president of my country illegally and unconstitutionally kidnap another foreign head of state to exploit their natural resources and to obtain meme fodder.
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No, it's not, buddy. Nothing is any more.
January 3, 2026 at 12:51 AM
No, it's not, buddy. Nothing is any more.
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I mean, if we're going to violate the sovereignty of other nations and flaunt every international norm and our own Constitution, at least do something that would make a difference.
January 3, 2026 at 12:46 PM
I mean, if we're going to violate the sovereignty of other nations and flaunt every international norm and our own Constitution, at least do something that would make a difference.
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It’s as if the FIFA Peace Prize means nothing.
January 3, 2026 at 10:42 AM
It’s as if the FIFA Peace Prize means nothing.
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Doctor: “have you had angina?”
Me: “uh… okay… not sure what this has to do with anything but my wife’s been stressed and on her period,
Me: “uh… okay… not sure what this has to do with anything but my wife’s been stressed and on her period,
December 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Doctor: “have you had angina?”
Me: “uh… okay… not sure what this has to do with anything but my wife’s been stressed and on her period,
Me: “uh… okay… not sure what this has to do with anything but my wife’s been stressed and on her period,
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Game boss: "I AM GUN GUY, THE GUY WHO SHOOTS THINGS WITH A GUN!"
*Defeats Gun Guy*
Gun Guy: "I...only...killed...because I was...sad." *dies*
Dude gamers: "This is the deepest story ever. No other art could tell a story like this. I am changed by this experience."
*Defeats Gun Guy*
Gun Guy: "I...only...killed...because I was...sad." *dies*
Dude gamers: "This is the deepest story ever. No other art could tell a story like this. I am changed by this experience."
December 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Game boss: "I AM GUN GUY, THE GUY WHO SHOOTS THINGS WITH A GUN!"
*Defeats Gun Guy*
Gun Guy: "I...only...killed...because I was...sad." *dies*
Dude gamers: "This is the deepest story ever. No other art could tell a story like this. I am changed by this experience."
*Defeats Gun Guy*
Gun Guy: "I...only...killed...because I was...sad." *dies*
Dude gamers: "This is the deepest story ever. No other art could tell a story like this. I am changed by this experience."
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Congratulations, Donald, on acing another cognitive exam! You're so good at this, you should write a book!!
[Produced without the use of A.I.]
[Produced without the use of A.I.]
January 2, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Congratulations, Donald, on acing another cognitive exam! You're so good at this, you should write a book!!
[Produced without the use of A.I.]
[Produced without the use of A.I.]
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Congratulations to me for eating 24 mini muffins then falling asleep in a revolving door
December 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Congratulations to me for eating 24 mini muffins then falling asleep in a revolving door
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Her: Come over and help me remove my G string.
Him: *drives like a maniac*
Her: *answers the door with a guitar in her hands*
Him: *drives like a maniac*
Her: *answers the door with a guitar in her hands*
December 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Her: Come over and help me remove my G string.
Him: *drives like a maniac*
Her: *answers the door with a guitar in her hands*
Him: *drives like a maniac*
Her: *answers the door with a guitar in her hands*
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Who called it fucking a small-dicked lawyer and not being served with a subpoena
December 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Who called it fucking a small-dicked lawyer and not being served with a subpoena
That's not how you spell DJ.
January 1, 2026 at 10:37 PM
That's not how you spell DJ.
Time to change the calendar art. Happy new year, everybody!
January 1, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Time to change the calendar art. Happy new year, everybody!
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I'm pretty excited to fuck up this next year too. I have some new ideas.
January 1, 2026 at 12:39 PM
I'm pretty excited to fuck up this next year too. I have some new ideas.
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father time takes a knee, his face contorted in pain. the feral youngling bursts from his chest cavity in a spray of viscera and confetti.
December 31, 2025 at 6:52 PM
father time takes a knee, his face contorted in pain. the feral youngling bursts from his chest cavity in a spray of viscera and confetti.
She found my jeans.
January 1, 2026 at 1:48 AM
She found my jeans.
Yes, I've got big naturals.
December 31, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Yes, I've got big naturals.
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I bring a “this fucking guy again?” vibe to the feed that people don’t like
December 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I bring a “this fucking guy again?” vibe to the feed that people don’t like
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A donut without U is don't
December 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
A donut without U is don't