Lord Pinky
@hiddenpinky.bsky.social
Bsky's premier reply pony
Trying to recapture the days before political obsession broke everyone's brains.
Classic Pinky: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r776trckjmpfowvt3mcc4jue/feed/aaapchaae3x3q
Best more recent: https://shorturl.at/4TExh
Trying to recapture the days before political obsession broke everyone's brains.
Classic Pinky: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r776trckjmpfowvt3mcc4jue/feed/aaapchaae3x3q
Best more recent: https://shorturl.at/4TExh
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Lord Pinky
@hiddenpinky.bsky.social
· Oct 14
Do you have an underappreciated skeet? If it is at least 2 days old and has fewer than 30 likes, quote it as a reply here.
Then browse what others have left.
I'll reskeet from here.
Then browse what others have left.
I'll reskeet from here.
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okay so why is this post still up & account still existing? actual question. the account isn’t even verified like some of the other fed gov accounts either, but also it shouldn’t matter when they post “we will kill you” along with videos of them killing people.
November 15, 2025 at 10:57 AM
okay so why is this post still up & account still existing? actual question. the account isn’t even verified like some of the other fed gov accounts either, but also it shouldn’t matter when they post “we will kill you” along with videos of them killing people.
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John Fetterman looks like something the Flintstones would use to cut grass.
November 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
John Fetterman looks like something the Flintstones would use to cut grass.
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Schrödinger: Excuse me, miss, can I borrow that box for a science experiment?
Pandora: Sure, be my guest.
Pandora: Sure, be my guest.
November 9, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Schrödinger: Excuse me, miss, can I borrow that box for a science experiment?
Pandora: Sure, be my guest.
Pandora: Sure, be my guest.
Is it drink less? It's drink less, isn't it, @kattsdogma.bsky.social?
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Is it drink less? It's drink less, isn't it, @kattsdogma.bsky.social?
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I'm calling a vasectomy "getting your hog tied" from now on.
November 8, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I'm calling a vasectomy "getting your hog tied" from now on.
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The janitor squints at the unfinished equation, picks up the chalk and scrawls methodically. Soon all the eights have top-hats like snowmen.
October 9, 2025 at 3:25 AM
The janitor squints at the unfinished equation, picks up the chalk and scrawls methodically. Soon all the eights have top-hats like snowmen.
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sorry I used the champagne cork you saved from “that special evening” as a buttplug
November 7, 2025 at 1:16 PM
sorry I used the champagne cork you saved from “that special evening” as a buttplug
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Someday*, we’ll look back on everything that’s going on in America right now, and say, “What in the actual fuck?”
*today
*today
November 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Someday*, we’ll look back on everything that’s going on in America right now, and say, “What in the actual fuck?”
*today
*today
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(pulled over by cop)
Cop: Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?
*I nod down to my lap where a Subway BMT sandwich sits*
Cop (visibility shaken): I...I don't want any trouble
Cop: Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?
*I nod down to my lap where a Subway BMT sandwich sits*
Cop (visibility shaken): I...I don't want any trouble
November 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
(pulled over by cop)
Cop: Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?
*I nod down to my lap where a Subway BMT sandwich sits*
Cop (visibility shaken): I...I don't want any trouble
Cop: Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?
*I nod down to my lap where a Subway BMT sandwich sits*
Cop (visibility shaken): I...I don't want any trouble
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[looking back on a long and fruitful career in tech] holy shit that sucked
November 7, 2025 at 1:52 PM
[looking back on a long and fruitful career in tech] holy shit that sucked
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Remember, he’s in it for the sex, not to make a life with you.
I mean, he’ll make a life with you…for the sex.
I mean, he’ll make a life with you…for the sex.
November 6, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Remember, he’s in it for the sex, not to make a life with you.
I mean, he’ll make a life with you…for the sex.
I mean, he’ll make a life with you…for the sex.
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how exactly do you play hooky? what are the rules?
November 6, 2025 at 2:35 PM
how exactly do you play hooky? what are the rules?
Felt cute. Probably delete later. Not really nudity, but I figured some of you would rather not have a shirtless male torso pop up in your feed.
November 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Felt cute. Probably delete later. Not really nudity, but I figured some of you would rather not have a shirtless male torso pop up in your feed.
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it’s called the imperial march because they’re not meter soldiers
November 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
it’s called the imperial march because they’re not meter soldiers
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Just always be laughing, and if people ask you why you're laughing, laugh more. Be hysterical. They'll laugh too, and they won't even know why, and that'll be hilarious. Just mean it, and laugh. No matter what happens or how much control you have over your fate, you always have the choice to laugh.
a pinkie pie pony stands next to a tree with a mouth open
ALT: a pinkie pie pony stands next to a tree with a mouth open
media.tenor.com
August 29, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Just always be laughing, and if people ask you why you're laughing, laugh more. Be hysterical. They'll laugh too, and they won't even know why, and that'll be hilarious. Just mean it, and laugh. No matter what happens or how much control you have over your fate, you always have the choice to laugh.
Fun fact: my parents wouldn't tell me they loved me until Trump released the Epstein files.
Fun fact: my parents wouldn’t put calomine lotion on my chicken-poxed body until Richard Nixon signed his resignation letter.
Fun Fact: My parents wouldn’t come pick me up from school when I had a fever of 102.7 until Dodi Fayed’s identity and details were publicized.
November 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Fun fact: my parents wouldn't tell me they loved me until Trump released the Epstein files.
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No, no, Beowulf is the warrior; Grendel is Beowulf's monster.
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
No, no, Beowulf is the warrior; Grendel is Beowulf's monster.
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[youth pastor voice] "you know who else had 12 followers?"
[youth pastor voice] “you know who else is a blue sky elder”
November 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
[youth pastor voice] "you know who else had 12 followers?"
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If it matters in any way that our soldiers and generals are too fat to run away then we need to think harder about the fights we're picking.
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
If it matters in any way that our soldiers and generals are too fat to run away then we need to think harder about the fights we're picking.
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VOICEOVER: in the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet entirely opposite, groups: the police, who are afraid of sandwiches, and sandwich wielders, armed with food consisting of two pieces of bread filled with meat, cheese, and vegetables. these are their stories.
November 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
VOICEOVER: in the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet entirely opposite, groups: the police, who are afraid of sandwiches, and sandwich wielders, armed with food consisting of two pieces of bread filled with meat, cheese, and vegetables. these are their stories.
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The benefits of exercise keep coming
This simple daily habit could delay Alzheimer’s symptoms by years
This simple daily habit could delay Alzheimer’s symptoms by years
A new study offers a surprising look at the link between physical activity and the proteins that build up in the brains of people with Alzheimer's disease.
www.psypost.org
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
The benefits of exercise keep coming
I wore shorts to choir rehearsal tonight for the first time, and had my legs rated "hubba hubba" by three septuagenarian altos.
So I'm kind of riding a high.
So I'm kind of riding a high.
November 13, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I wore shorts to choir rehearsal tonight for the first time, and had my legs rated "hubba hubba" by three septuagenarian altos.
So I'm kind of riding a high.
So I'm kind of riding a high.
Whenever I want to be alone with my thoughts, I just post them here on bsky.
November 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Whenever I want to be alone with my thoughts, I just post them here on bsky.
Urine-based astronaut food to be tested aboard ISS: ‘A key capability for the future of space exploration’
With SpaceX and other agencies eyeing missions to Mars in the future, sustaining astronauts on these long-distance voyages becomes increasingly crucial.
nypost.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM