Lord Pinky
@hiddenpinky.bsky.social
Bsky's premier reply pony
Trying to recapture the days before political obsession broke everyone's brains.
Classic Pinky: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r776trckjmpfowvt3mcc4jue/feed/aaapchaae3x3q
Best more recent: https://shorturl.at/4TExh
Trying to recapture the days before political obsession broke everyone's brains.
Classic Pinky: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r776trckjmpfowvt3mcc4jue/feed/aaapchaae3x3q
Best more recent: https://shorturl.at/4TExh
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Time to change the calendar art. Happy new year, everybody!
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Is there such a thing as a gentle domme? Like I'm too tired to dress up and be mean. Just let me cook for you, let you rest against my warm pillowy bosoms, and then I'll let you lie there while I do what I want (which is mostly a very slow, intimate cowgirl and a lot of making out). Then you go home
April 11, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Is there such a thing as a gentle domme? Like I'm too tired to dress up and be mean. Just let me cook for you, let you rest against my warm pillowy bosoms, and then I'll let you lie there while I do what I want (which is mostly a very slow, intimate cowgirl and a lot of making out). Then you go home
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Have kids if you want to make a restaurant quality dinner that everyone complains about.
September 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Have kids if you want to make a restaurant quality dinner that everyone complains about.
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A safe word but for like "whoa dude, I'm not quite as flexible as I was 20 years ago"
December 15, 2024 at 7:14 PM
A safe word but for like "whoa dude, I'm not quite as flexible as I was 20 years ago"
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When you die, they should publish your weight at birth and at death, like they do the dates.
January 20, 2026 at 10:12 PM
When you die, they should publish your weight at birth and at death, like they do the dates.
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drawing thighs around the gap in my resume
January 4, 2026 at 12:44 AM
drawing thighs around the gap in my resume
FIFA: Play stupid games, award stupid prizes.
January 19, 2026 at 3:51 PM
FIFA: Play stupid games, award stupid prizes.
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To quickly change language settings on your Amazon device, ask Alexa if she’d set you up with her sister. I asked mine and right away it switched to Spanish.
January 3, 2026 at 7:15 PM
To quickly change language settings on your Amazon device, ask Alexa if she’d set you up with her sister. I asked mine and right away it switched to Spanish.
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WELL MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, YOU SHOULDN’T DESCRIBE YOUR BABY AS “BOUNCY” THEN?
January 2, 2026 at 9:53 PM
WELL MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, YOU SHOULDN’T DESCRIBE YOUR BABY AS “BOUNCY” THEN?
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1 like = 1 fabled passage from an ancient forbidden story that only I have the ability to transcribe
June 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
1 like = 1 fabled passage from an ancient forbidden story that only I have the ability to transcribe
Dado Banatao - an amazing story of a wildly successful immigrant you probably never heard of. RIP
share.google/oneF17CJ11fO...
share.google/oneF17CJ11fO...
Dado Banatao - Honorary Unsubscribe
He didn’t merely escape poverty: he engineered paths for those who came up behind him.
share.google
January 17, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Dado Banatao - an amazing story of a wildly successful immigrant you probably never heard of. RIP
share.google/oneF17CJ11fO...
share.google/oneF17CJ11fO...
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babe I got you this neat talisman from that old curio shoppe at the end of the alley that is only sometimes there, you’re gonna love it
January 2, 2026 at 5:53 PM
babe I got you this neat talisman from that old curio shoppe at the end of the alley that is only sometimes there, you’re gonna love it
Kristi doesn't know what "utilize" means.
Police arrest murderers all the time. And they typically aren't wearing military tactical gear and beating people to death and gasing streets and destroying vehicles to do it.
Police arrest murderers all the time. And they typically aren't wearing military tactical gear and beating people to death and gasing streets and destroying vehicles to do it.
damn -- CNN put together a video of Kristi Noem claiming ICE officers are "highly trained and skilled" and "gifted" alongside to a clip of them beating someone nearly to death in Minneapolis
January 17, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Kristi doesn't know what "utilize" means.
Police arrest murderers all the time. And they typically aren't wearing military tactical gear and beating people to death and gasing streets and destroying vehicles to do it.
Police arrest murderers all the time. And they typically aren't wearing military tactical gear and beating people to death and gasing streets and destroying vehicles to do it.
The new prevalence of AI thinking about this song from 45 years ago. It's a gem.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtfj...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtfj...
Electric Light Orchestra - Yours Truly, 2095 (Audio)
YouTube video by ELOVEVO
www.youtube.com
January 17, 2026 at 1:30 PM
The new prevalence of AI thinking about this song from 45 years ago. It's a gem.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtfj...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtfj...
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Sry for the New Year's flex but sex with me was recently described as "like hearing Bach played on a broken accordion."
January 2, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Sry for the New Year's flex but sex with me was recently described as "like hearing Bach played on a broken accordion."
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Just spitballing ideas for a work of fiction here, but a fake ICE recruitment center with a trapdoor leading to an alligator pit
December 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Just spitballing ideas for a work of fiction here, but a fake ICE recruitment center with a trapdoor leading to an alligator pit
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Explaining to the drill sergeant I like my bunk a little sloppy.
December 31, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Explaining to the drill sergeant I like my bunk a little sloppy.
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An excellent breakdown of the Renee Good murder in Minneapolis.
The New York Times shows videos from multiple, simultaneous angles.
www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...
#ReneeGood
The New York Times shows videos from multiple, simultaneous angles.
www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...
#ReneeGood
Video: Video Analysis of ICE Shooting Sheds Light on Contested Moments
Newly available videos and existing footage synchronized and assessed by The Times provides a frame-by-frame look at how an ICE officer ended up shooting and killing a motorist in Minneapolis.
www.nytimes.com
January 16, 2026 at 3:21 PM
An excellent breakdown of the Renee Good murder in Minneapolis.
The New York Times shows videos from multiple, simultaneous angles.
www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...
#ReneeGood
The New York Times shows videos from multiple, simultaneous angles.
www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...
#ReneeGood
I bet if you told your husband you had a crush on a pink pony online, he'd say, "I do, too!"
January 16, 2026 at 11:49 AM
I bet if you told your husband you had a crush on a pink pony online, he'd say, "I do, too!"
Iran has responded: YOU FIRST!
Bessent: "What I want to talk about is President Trump's very strong demand that the killing of the Iranian people stops. That's the United States' first goal is to protect them."
January 15, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Iran has responded: YOU FIRST!
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My favouritest numbers, ranked:
10 tacles
9 ~ see also niet, non, no, nee, não etc.
8 🎱
7 deadly sins
6 the word for coitus in New Zealand
5 stars, would definitely recommend
4 skin
3 way
2 ti frutti
1 derwall
10 tacles
9 ~ see also niet, non, no, nee, não etc.
8 🎱
7 deadly sins
6 the word for coitus in New Zealand
5 stars, would definitely recommend
4 skin
3 way
2 ti frutti
1 derwall
September 4, 2023 at 2:26 PM
My favouritest numbers, ranked:
10 tacles
9 ~ see also niet, non, no, nee, não etc.
8 🎱
7 deadly sins
6 the word for coitus in New Zealand
5 stars, would definitely recommend
4 skin
3 way
2 ti frutti
1 derwall
10 tacles
9 ~ see also niet, non, no, nee, não etc.
8 🎱
7 deadly sins
6 the word for coitus in New Zealand
5 stars, would definitely recommend
4 skin
3 way
2 ti frutti
1 derwall
Let's turn this Houser Simpson into a Homer Simpson.
Let’s turn this housing pigeon into a homing pigeon.
January 14, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Let's turn this Houser Simpson into a Homer Simpson.
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(seeing urinal neighbor’s uncut hog) WHOA FELLA SAVE SOME SKIN FOR THE REST OF US
December 30, 2025 at 4:32 PM
(seeing urinal neighbor’s uncut hog) WHOA FELLA SAVE SOME SKIN FOR THE REST OF US