GoodPlaceJames
@goodplacejames.bsky.social
Humanist. Humorist. Alliterative. Alternative. Author. Autist. Artist.
Unreliable Narrator.
A bit scientist; somewhat engineer.
80s kid. Mostly Harmless.
Semper Fidelis. Sic Semper Tyrannis. Non Serviam.
INTP. Ignostic.
He/him/root@localhost🎩
Unreliable Narrator.
A bit scientist; somewhat engineer.
80s kid. Mostly Harmless.
Semper Fidelis. Sic Semper Tyrannis. Non Serviam.
INTP. Ignostic.
He/him/root@localhost🎩
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Pardon or not, 5A or not, my hunch is that if she starts talking she'll be off to the pedo island in the sky. Some of these people don't mess around, particularly the middle easterners, and it might not be subtle.
February 12, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Pardon or not, 5A or not, my hunch is that if she starts talking she'll be off to the pedo island in the sky. Some of these people don't mess around, particularly the middle easterners, and it might not be subtle.
This is exactly the literal Prisoner's Dilemma she is facing.
Do I squeal? Or do I cooperate?
Do I squeal? Or do I cooperate?
February 12, 2026 at 7:55 PM
This is exactly the literal Prisoner's Dilemma she is facing.
Do I squeal? Or do I cooperate?
Do I squeal? Or do I cooperate?
#DoomScrollDanceBreak
#MorningMix
"This will never end,
'cause I want more."
music.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay21...
#FeverRay
#IfIHadAHeart
#MorningMix
"This will never end,
'cause I want more."
music.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay21...
#FeverRay
#IfIHadAHeart
If I Had A Heart
YouTube video by Fever Ray - Topic
music.youtube.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:52 PM
#DoomScrollDanceBreak
#MorningMix
"This will never end,
'cause I want more."
music.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay21...
#FeverRay
#IfIHadAHeart
#MorningMix
"This will never end,
'cause I want more."
music.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay21...
#FeverRay
#IfIHadAHeart
PS. (Both very Sulphurous.)
February 12, 2026 at 7:44 PM
PS. (Both very Sulphurous.)
It certainly is a sticky wicket 🎩
February 12, 2026 at 7:28 PM
It certainly is a sticky wicket 🎩
I talk about shit I have no clue about all the time.
But, then again:
I am not the Attorney General.
But, then again:
I am not the Attorney General.
February 12, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I talk about shit I have no clue about all the time.
But, then again:
I am not the Attorney General.
But, then again:
I am not the Attorney General.
Her eyes rolled so hard,
I'm surprised she didn't fall out of her chair.
I'm surprised she didn't fall out of her chair.
You gotta admit, the staffers in the background keeping it real are the best part.
February 12, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Her eyes rolled so hard,
I'm surprised she didn't fall out of her chair.
I'm surprised she didn't fall out of her chair.
Why is the AG even commenting about housing costs?
February 12, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Why is the AG even commenting about housing costs?
Yes,
For cyanide capsules.
That bastard tested out his suicide pills on his dog.
For cyanide capsules.
That bastard tested out his suicide pills on his dog.
February 12, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Yes,
For cyanide capsules.
That bastard tested out his suicide pills on his dog.
For cyanide capsules.
That bastard tested out his suicide pills on his dog.
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I really hate it when people talk about shit they have no fucking clue about. Another great example of how out of touch this whole administration is.
You gotta admit, the staffers in the background keeping it real are the best part.
February 12, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I really hate it when people talk about shit they have no fucking clue about. Another great example of how out of touch this whole administration is.
Today's Word of the Day:
"Languid."
"Languid."
Fav #ThrowbackThursday pic cause 3 of us cattos are sharing space, includes Gonzo black catto now over 🌈🌉 & there are green trees suggesting there really is a thing called summer 😸 Hope you're able to enjoy this day. Good mischief expected. Hugs 💙
February 12, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Today's Word of the Day:
"Languid."
"Languid."
:regurgitates continuously and violently while snorting lidocaine lubricant and self-inserting a nasogastric suction tube:
February 12, 2026 at 6:09 PM
:regurgitates continuously and violently while snorting lidocaine lubricant and self-inserting a nasogastric suction tube:
Babel's Bakery:
"I said I wanted an Everything Bagel!"
"I'm so glad you're enjoying your mashed turnips!"
"I said I wanted an Everything Bagel!"
"I'm so glad you're enjoying your mashed turnips!"
February 12, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Babel's Bakery:
"I said I wanted an Everything Bagel!"
"I'm so glad you're enjoying your mashed turnips!"
"I said I wanted an Everything Bagel!"
"I'm so glad you're enjoying your mashed turnips!"
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Boiled cabbage and self loathing.
February 12, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Boiled cabbage and self loathing.
"The Potato Eaters."
-- Vincent van Gogh. 1885.
-- Vincent van Gogh. 1885.
February 12, 2026 at 5:11 PM
"The Potato Eaters."
-- Vincent van Gogh. 1885.
-- Vincent van Gogh. 1885.
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Potatoes are from South America.
🤷♂️
🤷♂️
February 12, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Potatoes are from South America.
🤷♂️
🤷♂️
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Nah.
All you need is a saucy puppet show!
All you need is a saucy puppet show!
February 12, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Nah.
All you need is a saucy puppet show!
All you need is a saucy puppet show!
:click:
Whoa! Wow!
All very similar!
What the heck ...
🎩
PS. Apparently they enjoy breakfast, though. Can't blame that.
Whoa! Wow!
All very similar!
What the heck ...
🎩
PS. Apparently they enjoy breakfast, though. Can't blame that.
February 12, 2026 at 4:48 PM
:click:
Whoa! Wow!
All very similar!
What the heck ...
🎩
PS. Apparently they enjoy breakfast, though. Can't blame that.
Whoa! Wow!
All very similar!
What the heck ...
🎩
PS. Apparently they enjoy breakfast, though. Can't blame that.
Hrm ...
But then you'd be up all night reading those books.
Making you late for the first job.
"I had to get a second job to afford all this coffee."
"Why do you drink that much coffee?"
"So I can stay awake for my second job!"
-- Futurama [Paraphrased.]
But then you'd be up all night reading those books.
Making you late for the first job.
"I had to get a second job to afford all this coffee."
"Why do you drink that much coffee?"
"So I can stay awake for my second job!"
-- Futurama [Paraphrased.]
February 12, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Hrm ...
But then you'd be up all night reading those books.
Making you late for the first job.
"I had to get a second job to afford all this coffee."
"Why do you drink that much coffee?"
"So I can stay awake for my second job!"
-- Futurama [Paraphrased.]
But then you'd be up all night reading those books.
Making you late for the first job.
"I had to get a second job to afford all this coffee."
"Why do you drink that much coffee?"
"So I can stay awake for my second job!"
-- Futurama [Paraphrased.]
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"Amity, as you know, means 'friendship'"
February 12, 2026 at 1:59 PM
"Amity, as you know, means 'friendship'"
You know that you need to let them back up, right?
February 12, 2026 at 4:17 PM
You know that you need to let them back up, right?