GoodPlaceJames
@goodplacejames.bsky.social
Humanist. Humorist. Alliterative. Alternative. Author. Autist. Artist.
Unreliable Narrator.
A bit scientist; somewhat engineer.
80s kid. Mostly Harmless.
Semper Fidelis. Sic Semper Tyrannis. Non Serviam.
INTP. Ignostic.
He/him/root@localhostπ©
Unreliable Narrator.
A bit scientist; somewhat engineer.
80s kid. Mostly Harmless.
Semper Fidelis. Sic Semper Tyrannis. Non Serviam.
INTP. Ignostic.
He/him/root@localhostπ©
:LOL!: π© ;)
February 13, 2026 at 2:22 AM
:LOL!: π© ;)
"This is not what I was expecting for my Bar Mitzvah!"
February 13, 2026 at 1:24 AM
"This is not what I was expecting for my Bar Mitzvah!"
Wait ...
"Hafta"?
Or "Halfa"?
"Hafta"?
Or "Halfa"?
February 12, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Wait ...
"Hafta"?
Or "Halfa"?
"Hafta"?
Or "Halfa"?
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Yes. Remember how he wanted to grant preemptive pardons to his family members 1st term?
February 12, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Yes. Remember how he wanted to grant preemptive pardons to his family members 1st term?
Omg ...
Now I do!
That was a fun one!
"We'll be dining, criming, and whining. Pardons for everyone!"
-- DJT [Paraphrased.]
π©
Now I do!
That was a fun one!
"We'll be dining, criming, and whining. Pardons for everyone!"
-- DJT [Paraphrased.]
π©
February 12, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Omg ...
Now I do!
That was a fun one!
"We'll be dining, criming, and whining. Pardons for everyone!"
-- DJT [Paraphrased.]
π©
Now I do!
That was a fun one!
"We'll be dining, criming, and whining. Pardons for everyone!"
-- DJT [Paraphrased.]
π©
Interesting!
A Aztec Chacmool statuette,
Holding a Crucible,
Filled with Sacrificial Hearts.
... your father must have had an acute sense of humour.
A Aztec Chacmool statuette,
Holding a Crucible,
Filled with Sacrificial Hearts.
... your father must have had an acute sense of humour.
February 12, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Interesting!
A Aztec Chacmool statuette,
Holding a Crucible,
Filled with Sacrificial Hearts.
... your father must have had an acute sense of humour.
A Aztec Chacmool statuette,
Holding a Crucible,
Filled with Sacrificial Hearts.
... your father must have had an acute sense of humour.
Exactly.
The asylum is on the outside.
π©
The asylum is on the outside.
π©
February 12, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Exactly.
The asylum is on the outside.
π©
The asylum is on the outside.
π©
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When I was growing up my dad had a Chacmool statuette. He liked to fill the bowl with cinnamon hearts every Valentines. Reconstruction below.
β€οΈHappy Valentine's Day!β€οΈ
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chacmool
β€οΈHappy Valentine's Day!β€οΈ
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chacmool
February 12, 2026 at 12:56 PM
When I was growing up my dad had a Chacmool statuette. He liked to fill the bowl with cinnamon hearts every Valentines. Reconstruction below.
β€οΈHappy Valentine's Day!β€οΈ
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chacmool
β€οΈHappy Valentine's Day!β€οΈ
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chacmool
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February 12, 2026 at 8:05 PM
#DoomScrollDanceBreak
This dance break brought to you by:
@luckyshitt.bsky.social
music.youtube.com/watch?v=RUBv...
#MamboNo5
#LouBega
This dance break brought to you by:
@luckyshitt.bsky.social
music.youtube.com/watch?v=RUBv...
#MamboNo5
#LouBega
February 12, 2026 at 8:12 PM
#DoomScrollDanceBreak
This dance break brought to you by:
@luckyshitt.bsky.social
music.youtube.com/watch?v=RUBv...
#MamboNo5
#LouBega
This dance break brought to you by:
@luckyshitt.bsky.social
music.youtube.com/watch?v=RUBv...
#MamboNo5
#LouBega
Thanks so much, Lucky ...
... Now that's all I'll be humming to myself today.
π© ;)
... Now that's all I'll be humming to myself today.
π© ;)
February 12, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Thanks so much, Lucky ...
... Now that's all I'll be humming to myself today.
π© ;)
... Now that's all I'll be humming to myself today.
π© ;)
How could that even ...
... But ...
... Hmmm ...
... That dude must've been uncircumcised.
(And this is why I avoid helicopters.)
... But ...
... Hmmm ...
... That dude must've been uncircumcised.
(And this is why I avoid helicopters.)
February 12, 2026 at 8:06 PM
How could that even ...
... But ...
... Hmmm ...
... That dude must've been uncircumcised.
(And this is why I avoid helicopters.)
... But ...
... Hmmm ...
... That dude must've been uncircumcised.
(And this is why I avoid helicopters.)
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Pardon or not, 5A or not, my hunch is that if she starts talking she'll be off to the pedo island in the sky. Some of these people don't mess around, particularly the middle easterners, and it might not be subtle.
February 12, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Pardon or not, 5A or not, my hunch is that if she starts talking she'll be off to the pedo island in the sky. Some of these people don't mess around, particularly the middle easterners, and it might not be subtle.
This is exactly the literal Prisoner's Dilemma she is facing.
Do I squeal? Or do I cooperate?
Do I squeal? Or do I cooperate?
February 12, 2026 at 7:55 PM
This is exactly the literal Prisoner's Dilemma she is facing.
Do I squeal? Or do I cooperate?
Do I squeal? Or do I cooperate?
#DoomScrollDanceBreak
#MorningMix
"This will never end,
'cause I want more."
music.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay21...
#FeverRay
#IfIHadAHeart
#MorningMix
"This will never end,
'cause I want more."
music.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay21...
#FeverRay
#IfIHadAHeart
If I Had A Heart
YouTube video by Fever Ray - Topic
music.youtube.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:52 PM
#DoomScrollDanceBreak
#MorningMix
"This will never end,
'cause I want more."
music.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay21...
#FeverRay
#IfIHadAHeart
#MorningMix
"This will never end,
'cause I want more."
music.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay21...
#FeverRay
#IfIHadAHeart
PS. (Both very Sulphurous.)
February 12, 2026 at 7:44 PM
PS. (Both very Sulphurous.)
It certainly is a sticky wicket π©
February 12, 2026 at 7:28 PM
It certainly is a sticky wicket π©
I talk about shit I have no clue about all the time.
But, then again:
I am not the Attorney General.
But, then again:
I am not the Attorney General.
February 12, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I talk about shit I have no clue about all the time.
But, then again:
I am not the Attorney General.
But, then again:
I am not the Attorney General.
Her eyes rolled so hard,
I'm surprised she didn't fall out of her chair.
I'm surprised she didn't fall out of her chair.
You gotta admit, the staffers in the background keeping it real are the best part.
February 12, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Her eyes rolled so hard,
I'm surprised she didn't fall out of her chair.
I'm surprised she didn't fall out of her chair.
Why is the AG even commenting about housing costs?
February 12, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Why is the AG even commenting about housing costs?
Yes,
For cyanide capsules.
That bastard tested out his suicide pills on his dog.
For cyanide capsules.
That bastard tested out his suicide pills on his dog.
February 12, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Yes,
For cyanide capsules.
That bastard tested out his suicide pills on his dog.
For cyanide capsules.
That bastard tested out his suicide pills on his dog.
Reposted by GoodPlaceJames
I really hate it when people talk about shit they have no fucking clue about. Another great example of how out of touch this whole administration is.
You gotta admit, the staffers in the background keeping it real are the best part.
February 12, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I really hate it when people talk about shit they have no fucking clue about. Another great example of how out of touch this whole administration is.
Today's Word of the Day:
"Languid."
"Languid."
Fav #ThrowbackThursday pic cause 3 of us cattos are sharing space, includes Gonzo black catto now over ππ & there are green trees suggesting there really is a thing called summer πΈ Hope you're able to enjoy this day. Good mischief expected. Hugs π
February 12, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Today's Word of the Day:
"Languid."
"Languid."