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GoodPlaceJames
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Humanist. Humorist. Alliterative. Alternative. Author. Autist. Artist.

Unreliable Narrator.

A bit scientist; somewhat engineer.

80s kid. Mostly Harmless.

Semper Fidelis. Sic Semper Tyrannis. Non Serviam.

INTP. Ignostic.

He/him/root@localhost🎩
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February 13, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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Yes. Remember how he wanted to grant preemptive pardons to his family members 1st term?
February 12, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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When I was growing up my dad had a Chacmool statuette. He liked to fill the bowl with cinnamon hearts every Valentines. Reconstruction below.

❤️Happy Valentine's Day!❤️

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chacmool
February 12, 2026 at 12:56 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 8:05 PM
February 12, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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Pardon or not, 5A or not, my hunch is that if she starts talking she'll be off to the pedo island in the sky. Some of these people don't mess around, particularly the middle easterners, and it might not be subtle.
February 12, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Her eyes rolled so hard,

I'm surprised she didn't fall out of her chair.
You gotta admit, the staffers in the background keeping it real are the best part.
February 12, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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I really hate it when people talk about shit they have no fucking clue about. Another great example of how out of touch this whole administration is.
You gotta admit, the staffers in the background keeping it real are the best part.
February 12, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Hitler had a dog.

Her name was "Blondi."

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blondi
Blondi - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
February 12, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Today's Word of the Day:

"Languid."
Fav #ThrowbackThursday pic cause 3 of us cattos are sharing space, includes Gonzo black catto now over 🌈🌉 & there are green trees suggesting there really is a thing called summer 😸 Hope you're able to enjoy this day. Good mischief expected. Hugs 💙
February 12, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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Boiled cabbage and self loathing.
February 12, 2026 at 2:06 PM
"The Potato Eaters."

-- Vincent van Gogh. 1885.
February 12, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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Potatoes are from South America.

🤷‍♂️
THANKS,TREVOR........
February 12, 2026 at 12:50 PM
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Today's mood.
February 12, 2026 at 1:06 PM
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"Amity, as you know, means 'friendship'"
‘I’m sorry if you feel your child was eaten by a shark’
February 12, 2026 at 1:59 PM
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👇👇👇👇
February 12, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Today's Word of the Day:

"Askance."
February 11, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Linguistic PhD Battle Raps:

"Ulysses!?

Ya useless!

You're voiceless,

James Joy-less."
February 11, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Just desserts are just delicious.

But they can take a while to prepare.

#LegalSoufflé
February 11, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender:
February 11, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender:
February 11, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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Q, because it kinda looks like an O holding a little dagger.

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February 11, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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This is who is doing the checks. More pedos. bsky.app/profile/mnho...
Police in Bloomington, MN just announced that one of the guys they arrested in an underage sex trafficking sting was a **background checker for ICE agents.**

He had a high security clearance in the Trump administration... and he was caught trying to abuse children. Sickening.
February 11, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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Police in Bloomington, MN just announced that one of the guys they arrested in an underage sex trafficking sting was a **background checker for ICE agents.**

He had a high security clearance in the Trump administration... and he was caught trying to abuse children. Sickening.
February 10, 2026 at 8:53 PM