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GoodPlaceJames
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Humanist. Humorist. Alliterative. Alternative. Author. Autist. Artist.

Unreliable Narrator.

A bit scientist; somewhat engineer.

80s kid. Mostly Harmless.

Semper Fidelis. Sic Semper Tyrannis. Non Serviam.

INTP. Ignostic.

He/him/root@localhost🎩
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I really need to let go of the idea my art needs to be fully polished all the time. It's really dampening my ability to enjoy drawing. 😞
February 7, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Drop something SCALY!
February 8, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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#scicomm

A favorite tactic to discredit #science is to try and drag it down as just another “belief” system.

So, I would take a minute during my demos to explain to my audiences the difference between gathering, evaluating and presenting evidence and “belief”, telling them how:
December 7, 2024 at 2:40 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 7:33 PM
My local Piggly Wiggly had put up Seahawks and Patriots balloons.

But they had intentionally under-inflated the Patriots' ones.

Devious!

#Deflategate
February 8, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Movie Mashup!

"The Re-Terminator."
February 8, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Your government at work!

"GOP senator calls for probe into Ketanji Brown Jackson attending Grammys."

thehill.com/homenews/sen...
thehill.com
February 8, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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I find your lack of treats disturbing.

#caturday
February 7, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Overheard at the store:

"You want balloons instead of Doritos!? Are you sure?

"Yeah !!!"

🎩 Precious.
February 8, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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February 7, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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I have an elevated risk of breast cancer because of my family history so I have to get a twice yearly MRI to screen for cancer. The billing dept just called to inform me the cost for the test is $12,900. With insurance I’ll still pay over $800. America. What are we doing here?!
February 6, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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Quote of the day
February 7, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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Taurus

Driving

Around the lake…

😉👍🎩
February 8, 2026 at 12:18 AM
I'm not having an affair!

I am following my telephonic cooking coach's directions!

--

"You're going to need to manually preheat your oven.

Oh good, you have a digital timer.

And you seem to have executed the mise en place instructions I forwarded you earlier.

We are ready: now we cook."
February 8, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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⚠️ OPERATION DILDO BLITZ
February 7, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I like my jokes like I like my WW II Nazi Atlantic Sea Wall Anti-Tank Obstacles:

Worthwhile to navigate.

@sassy0210.bsky.social
February 7, 2026 at 9:09 PM
When my mom sings randomly to herself,

I am so happy.
February 7, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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And never mind the poor foxes... Pets, other wildlife, livestock.
They abuse their own dogs and horses; block up badger setts (to stop that wily 'trail' taking cover). Verbal and physical attacks on saboteurs & monitors, criminal damage - theft. You name it.
Hunt hounds chased and attacked cats, dogs, horses, donkeys and alpacas, report says
Exclusive: Activists documented 411 incidents of foxes being chased or killed – a 13 per cent increase on the year before
www.independent.co.uk
February 7, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 12:01 PM
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As a rule, I block only bad actors who should not see what I post and I mute accounts who are querulous or abusive. People with whom I disagree are free to interact with me: a lively but respectful exchange of thoughts is the best use of social media. That way we might sort out the Ga'aza donations.
May 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
#PenisGate

#Olympics

"... so want me to inject the ..."

"... Yes. The acid. Yes."

"Yes. The acid. Into your ... ?"

"Penis. Inject the acid into my penis."

"And why?"

"So I can gain five more meters, of course!"

"... yes, yes ... But do you really think you can handle that?"
February 7, 2026 at 4:32 AM
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🤭 sunny side up egg. I like my egg sandwiches messy- this one is no diff. Fresh waffles on the crunchy side. Butter each side & place in the pan. Place your fave cheese & honey ham- melt open-faced. Plate w/ egg inside, put it together & enjoy. My littles like drizzling/dipping maple syrup. 🤗💕
February 7, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Is there a word for when your faith in humanity has been both simultaneously destroyed and restored?
February 7, 2026 at 3:03 AM