GoodPlaceJames
@goodplacejames.bsky.social
Humanist. Humorist. Alliterative. Alternative. Author. Autist. Artist.
Unreliable Narrator.
A bit scientist; somewhat engineer.
80s kid. Mostly Harmless.
Semper Fidelis. Sic Semper Tyrannis. Non Serviam.
INTP. Ignostic.
He/him/root@localhost🎩
Unreliable Narrator.
A bit scientist; somewhat engineer.
80s kid. Mostly Harmless.
Semper Fidelis. Sic Semper Tyrannis. Non Serviam.
INTP. Ignostic.
He/him/root@localhost🎩
"The Early Bird gets The Worm."
Sure. Sure.
But what about "The Early Worm"?
Nobody thinks about them!
Sure. Sure.
But what about "The Early Worm"?
Nobody thinks about them!
February 17, 2026 at 3:38 PM
"The Early Bird gets The Worm."
Sure. Sure.
But what about "The Early Worm"?
Nobody thinks about them!
Sure. Sure.
But what about "The Early Worm"?
Nobody thinks about them!
"How long do I have, Doc?"
"Five."
"Five what?"
"Four ... Three ... Two ..."
"Five."
"Five what?"
"Four ... Three ... Two ..."
February 17, 2026 at 2:37 AM
"How long do I have, Doc?"
"Five."
"Five what?"
"Four ... Three ... Two ..."
"Five."
"Five what?"
"Four ... Three ... Two ..."
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Wrathin' ma grapes
February 16, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Wrathin' ma grapes
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#jokesters
@scottbluewave.bsky.social
@climbtotheclouds.bsky.social
@goodplacejames.bsky.social
@jules1212.bsky.social
@jen-notjenny.bsky.social
@abbarsha.bsky.social
@jen4man.bsky.social
@tntnle.bsky.social
@stephen5150.bsky.social
@schultziepie.bsky.social
@luckyshitt.bsky.social
@scottbluewave.bsky.social
@climbtotheclouds.bsky.social
@goodplacejames.bsky.social
@jules1212.bsky.social
@jen-notjenny.bsky.social
@abbarsha.bsky.social
@jen4man.bsky.social
@tntnle.bsky.social
@stephen5150.bsky.social
@schultziepie.bsky.social
@luckyshitt.bsky.social
February 16, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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RIP Robert Duvall 💔
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/16/m...
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/16/m...
Robert Duvall, a Chameleon of an Actor Onscreen and Onstage, Dies at 95
www.nytimes.com
February 16, 2026 at 7:56 PM
RIP Robert Duvall 💔
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/16/m...
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/16/m...
Who up hitchhikin' their galaxy?
who up mocking their birds
who up greating their Gatsby
February 16, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Who up hitchhikin' their galaxy?
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February 16, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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who up mocking their birds
who up greating their Gatsby
Who up lording they flies?
February 16, 2026 at 5:26 PM
who up mocking their birds
who up catchin' their .22?
who up mocking their birds
who up greating their Gatsby
February 16, 2026 at 5:56 PM
who up catchin' their .22?
A thought-provoking article from "The Hill":
"Where are all the ‘Don’t tread on me’ Americans?"
I propose that they are feeling #downtrodden
#TodaysWordOfTheDay
thehill.com/opinion/civi...
"Where are all the ‘Don’t tread on me’ Americans?"
I propose that they are feeling #downtrodden
#TodaysWordOfTheDay
thehill.com/opinion/civi...
thehill.com
February 16, 2026 at 5:56 PM
A thought-provoking article from "The Hill":
"Where are all the ‘Don’t tread on me’ Americans?"
I propose that they are feeling #downtrodden
#TodaysWordOfTheDay
thehill.com/opinion/civi...
"Where are all the ‘Don’t tread on me’ Americans?"
I propose that they are feeling #downtrodden
#TodaysWordOfTheDay
thehill.com/opinion/civi...
Excellent Guardian article.
"Who gives a shit who owns Greenland?"
-- Senator Lindsey Graham.
(R) SC.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
"Who gives a shit who owns Greenland?"
-- Senator Lindsey Graham.
(R) SC.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Republicans and Democrats unite to condemn Trump’s attacks on allies
American politicians break rank at Munich Security Conference to hit out at ‘destructive’ president and urge Europe to stand up to Trump
www.theguardian.com
February 16, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Excellent Guardian article.
"Who gives a shit who owns Greenland?"
-- Senator Lindsey Graham.
(R) SC.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
"Who gives a shit who owns Greenland?"
-- Senator Lindsey Graham.
(R) SC.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Improve a movie title:
"The English Out-Patient."
"The English Out-Patient."
February 16, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Improve a movie title:
"The English Out-Patient."
"The English Out-Patient."
From the Producers of
"Flat Earth Theory"
And
"Flat Earth Theory II: Flat Moon Theory":
"Flat Sun."
"Flat Earth Theory"
And
"Flat Earth Theory II: Flat Moon Theory":
"Flat Sun."
February 16, 2026 at 4:29 AM
From the Producers of
"Flat Earth Theory"
And
"Flat Earth Theory II: Flat Moon Theory":
"Flat Sun."
"Flat Earth Theory"
And
"Flat Earth Theory II: Flat Moon Theory":
"Flat Sun."
I don't mind "wrong number" calls!
I like to talk to people!
"Hello ... ?"
"You still owe me $5k!"
"... Whut?"
"Fuck you, Dave! I'm going to call you at work!"
"... Well, ok, but, you'll need to have this conversation all over again, because, you see,
I'm not ..."
*Click*
"... Dave ..." :/
I like to talk to people!
"Hello ... ?"
"You still owe me $5k!"
"... Whut?"
"Fuck you, Dave! I'm going to call you at work!"
"... Well, ok, but, you'll need to have this conversation all over again, because, you see,
I'm not ..."
*Click*
"... Dave ..." :/
February 16, 2026 at 3:50 AM
I don't mind "wrong number" calls!
I like to talk to people!
"Hello ... ?"
"You still owe me $5k!"
"... Whut?"
"Fuck you, Dave! I'm going to call you at work!"
"... Well, ok, but, you'll need to have this conversation all over again, because, you see,
I'm not ..."
*Click*
"... Dave ..." :/
I like to talk to people!
"Hello ... ?"
"You still owe me $5k!"
"... Whut?"
"Fuck you, Dave! I'm going to call you at work!"
"... Well, ok, but, you'll need to have this conversation all over again, because, you see,
I'm not ..."
*Click*
"... Dave ..." :/
Orange Julius Caesar Word Salad.
February 16, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Orange Julius Caesar Word Salad.
February 16, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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February 16, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Classic Medschool Nubz Mistakez.
"Olive Tapenade"
Is not the same as:
"Cardiac Tamponade."
"Olive Tapenade"
Is not the same as:
"Cardiac Tamponade."
February 16, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Classic Medschool Nubz Mistakez.
"Olive Tapenade"
Is not the same as:
"Cardiac Tamponade."
"Olive Tapenade"
Is not the same as:
"Cardiac Tamponade."
#DoomScrollDanceBreak
"'Cuz the whole world loves it
When you don't get down.
And the whole world loves it
When you make that sound.
And the whole world loves it
When you're in the news.
And the whole world loves it
When you sang the blues."
music.youtube.com/watch?v=kPtk...
#Outkast
"'Cuz the whole world loves it
When you don't get down.
And the whole world loves it
When you make that sound.
And the whole world loves it
When you're in the news.
And the whole world loves it
When you sang the blues."
music.youtube.com/watch?v=kPtk...
#Outkast
The Whole World
YouTube video by Outkast - Topic
music.youtube.com
February 15, 2026 at 11:22 PM
#DoomScrollDanceBreak
"'Cuz the whole world loves it
When you don't get down.
And the whole world loves it
When you make that sound.
And the whole world loves it
When you're in the news.
And the whole world loves it
When you sang the blues."
music.youtube.com/watch?v=kPtk...
#Outkast
"'Cuz the whole world loves it
When you don't get down.
And the whole world loves it
When you make that sound.
And the whole world loves it
When you're in the news.
And the whole world loves it
When you sang the blues."
music.youtube.com/watch?v=kPtk...
#Outkast
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OBAMA: “People make excuses for him. They say he’s not serious. Everything a president says is serious!”🔥
February 7, 2026 at 4:23 AM
OBAMA: “People make excuses for him. They say he’s not serious. Everything a president says is serious!”🔥
"Existentialism" defined in three words:
"Ya hearin' me?'
"Ya hearin' me?'
February 15, 2026 at 4:38 AM
"Existentialism" defined in three words:
"Ya hearin' me?'
"Ya hearin' me?'
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They're adrenaline junkies. I've watched them play chicken with cars in the street for hours at a time.
February 15, 2026 at 3:59 AM
They're adrenaline junkies. I've watched them play chicken with cars in the street for hours at a time.
"Mr. President, do you know Kristi Noem?"
"No; never knew 'em."
"No; never knew 'em."
February 15, 2026 at 4:19 AM
"Mr. President, do you know Kristi Noem?"
"No; never knew 'em."
"No; never knew 'em."