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GoodPlaceJames
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Humanist. Humorist. Alliterative. Alternative. Author. Autist. Artist.

Unreliable Narrator.

A bit scientist; somewhat engineer.

80s kid. Mostly Harmless.

Semper Fidelis. Sic Semper Tyrannis. Non Serviam.

INTP. Ignostic.

He/him/root@localhost🎩
:LOL!: 🎩 ;)
February 13, 2026 at 2:22 AM
"This is not what I was expecting for my Bar Mitzvah!"
February 13, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Wait ...

"Hafta"?

Or "Halfa"?
February 12, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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Yes. Remember how he wanted to grant preemptive pardons to his family members 1st term?
February 12, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Omg ...

Now I do!

That was a fun one!

"We'll be dining, criming, and whining. Pardons for everyone!"

-- DJT [Paraphrased.]

🎩
February 12, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Interesting!

A Aztec Chacmool statuette,

Holding a Crucible,

Filled with Sacrificial Hearts.

... your father must have had an acute sense of humour.
February 12, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Exactly.

The asylum is on the outside.

🎩
February 12, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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When I was growing up my dad had a Chacmool statuette. He liked to fill the bowl with cinnamon hearts every Valentines. Reconstruction below.

❀️Happy Valentine's Day!❀️

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chacmool
February 12, 2026 at 12:56 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 8:05 PM
February 12, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Thanks so much, Lucky ...

... Now that's all I'll be humming to myself today.

🎩 ;)
February 12, 2026 at 8:08 PM
How could that even ...

... But ...

... Hmmm ...

... That dude must've been uncircumcised.

(And this is why I avoid helicopters.)
February 12, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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Pardon or not, 5A or not, my hunch is that if she starts talking she'll be off to the pedo island in the sky. Some of these people don't mess around, particularly the middle easterners, and it might not be subtle.
February 12, 2026 at 7:53 PM
This is exactly the literal Prisoner's Dilemma she is facing.

Do I squeal? Or do I cooperate?
February 12, 2026 at 7:55 PM
If I Had A Heart
YouTube video by Fever Ray - Topic
music.youtube.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:52 PM
PS. (Both very Sulphurous.)
February 12, 2026 at 7:44 PM
It certainly is a sticky wicket 🎩
February 12, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I talk about shit I have no clue about all the time.

But, then again:

I am not the Attorney General.
February 12, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Her eyes rolled so hard,

I'm surprised she didn't fall out of her chair.
You gotta admit, the staffers in the background keeping it real are the best part.
February 12, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Why is the AG even commenting about housing costs?
February 12, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Yes,

For cyanide capsules.

That bastard tested out his suicide pills on his dog.
February 12, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Hitler had a dog: "Blondi."

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blondi

(Hi!)
Blondi - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
February 12, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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I really hate it when people talk about shit they have no fucking clue about. Another great example of how out of touch this whole administration is.
You gotta admit, the staffers in the background keeping it real are the best part.
February 12, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Hitler had a dog.

Her name was "Blondi."

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blondi
Blondi - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
February 12, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Today's Word of the Day:

"Languid."
Fav #ThrowbackThursday pic cause 3 of us cattos are sharing space, includes Gonzo black catto now over πŸŒˆπŸŒ‰ & there are green trees suggesting there really is a thing called summer 😸 Hope you're able to enjoy this day. Good mischief expected. Hugs πŸ’™
February 12, 2026 at 6:25 PM